Family Tree

 

Even the tree felt this one was awkward.

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  1. [...] another gem not to be missed. That’s just not natural. Listen, I should know. One of my BFFs is a [...]

  2. John says:

    One word: Photoshop.

  3. isowisso says:

    I think they all sat in the tree individually then it was photoshopped. That’s why they have such strangely incongruent postures… none of them actually touch at all… and how would you sit in a tree like that with the strength of your thighs & stomach muscles alone. No… they were all leaning against the trunk originally.

  4. SomeGirl says:

    HA! I know exactly where this tree is–we have a picture of me with my brothers and sister sitting on it when we were little….lol!!

  5. chakanolike says:

    why do i feel like this is Texas?

  6. Graembo says:

    Dear lord, has a tree-branch ever, EVER been made to be more phallic? I guess not all photographers must go to art school…

  7. Craig says:

    Got wood?

  8. emr13 says:

    good wood! can you imagine the conversation right before hand…

    sons, your mother and I have an idea we want to “spring by you”. you see, when a man loves a woman, certain things happen to your body…. and we’d like to introduce you to the tree that the both of you were conceived under…

  9. dee says:

    HAHA! best one. defiantly the most awkward of them all.

  10. dee says:

    HAHA! hilarious & defiantly the most awkward. LOVE it.

  11. Telanis says:

    Definitely ’shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few ’shops in my time

  12. JX says:

    Agree with the others about the fakeness. I think their legs look OK but the shadows are missing on the trunk, and I can’t imagine the lighting on their shirts and faces coming from a flash outdoors.

  13. DALEGLEN says:

    “Monorail hoomans not movin’ too fast”

  14. Haha says:

    This just made my day.

  15. brimley says:

    I like the dude with the incongruously black jeans like Paul’s bare feet on Abbey Road

  16. bamakies says:

    “Is that a tree in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

  17. Rebecca says:

    It took four firemen in a hook and ladder truck to get the Swarovsky family down from the Charter Oak.

  18. Robyn says:

    Is this a money shot?

  19. TC says:

    Mama is smiling just a bit too much.

  20. Mike says:

    First time on the site. The whole “awkward” thing got pretty old after a few pages. May want to try a different angle.

  21. Kristin says:

    the second son looks like he is sitting on his brothers hand

  22. MelodyOR says:

    Glorious – I love how happy the Mom looks – pretty sure this was her idea.

  23. Elaine says:

    Brilhant idea, daddy!

  24. Julielem Guimarães says:

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    Otima hem !!!

  25. JoCeMi says:

    I found a picture of one of the best tree, also has other very nice! ahahahahaha

  26. The new verision of jack and the bean stock.

  27. Lucas says:

    Are they taking off????

  28. Silk says:

    You’re right, Keith, the back legs on everyone all look weird.

  29. Shiznit says:

    The dad looks like the host from the Extenze infomercials. ha

  30. JuJu says:

    I can’t write anything – I’m too busy LMAO.

  31. Becky Lucas says:

    My Lord…..This one is the winner. Geesh! I will never forget this one.

  32. Mia says:

    Wow….that’s all I can say…. that is just not even natural in the least.

  33. SHOCKOMO says:

    “Stand back!!! I don’t know how much bigger this thang is gonna’ git!!! “

  34. Lu says:

    Tá todo mundo sentado no pau do pai!!!

  35. pz says:

    “Up we go!” squealed Petunia.
    They did not move.
    They wondered why.

  36. Jen says:

    Holy Sh*t…. im peeing in my pants I am laughing so hard… SERIOUSLY??????????????????????????????????????

  37. Major says:

    I think what may be even more unsettling is…that this may be proudly hanging on the wall of their family room.

  38. patkerash says:

    Between the photo, the caption and the comments I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. OMG

  39. What in the World? says:

    Who was the genius that came up with this pose?

    LOL!

  40. Ciara says:

    This is probably the funniest pose I have ever seen in my life. I am taking notes for the next family photo!

  41. Jade says:

    Agreeing with Darn. Not worth the effort. And, even if someone had fixed this image, it’s clear from the closeness of the family members that they were straddling something in the alleged “original” photo, even if they were not straddling a tree. Still awkward…

  42. Funnysister says:

    Wow. They look like a REALLY CLOSE family.

  43. shmo says:

    there is absolutely no good reason for this pose…

  44. Winnie says:

    I can just hear the photographer now…What ladder ??

  45. I reckon even funnier would have been photos of them setting up for this shot and coming back down from the tree too!

  46. Tim says:

    ‘Um…a little help here? Can you help get us down, please? Anybody?”

  47. Dragon7177 says:

    All I could think was the mother saying ” It’s okay dear you don’t need them now, we have two kids and that is enough ” Just looks painful, especially for the father, either that or his blood pressure just hit the roof LOL.

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