Duct Tales
May 1st, 2009
They wanted to get it all on tape.
(submitted by Anthony)
They wanted to get it all on tape.
(submitted by Anthony)


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I gotta say, I am impressed! is that wrong???
Zebra design crocs – I wanna pair.
I think they hit their heads and suffered concussions and when they woke up they created these outfits.
This is awesome and creative! They get scholarships! They get off the expensive-prom-dress merry-go-round o’ judgment! There is absolutely nothing awkward about this one, folks. Good on you and mazel tov, kids. Go invent an amazing new world out of duct tape, ’cause we just might need it soon.
OH… MY GOD.
where do we start with the criticisms?
ok watever yall R disin an awesome dress!!!
and if it rains, he doesn’t need an umbrella, just use the dress
wait…something’s not right here…
WTF? That’s crap-tasitc!!!
I just threw up in my mouth.
…and this is their WEDDING picture???
What’s Paul Merton doing there with Carly Simon?
is he wearing zebra print crocs?
And now the Prom King and Queen will dance to Lionel Ritchie’s hit song, “Stuck on You”…..
…… Holy Shiz-nits…… oo What was that girl on?!
wtf is going on in this picture
Oh Snap!! She won a scholarship for this!
http://www.stuckatprom.com/contests/prom/
Video on these folks: http://teens.lovetoknow.com/Duct_Tape_Prom_Dress
I had to look them up…
Don’t look now but I’m pretty sure he’s wearing fruit roll-ups for pants.
we should hit her with a bat, see if candy falls out…
That’s Sandra Bullock, and what’shisname….. umm um you’l;l think of it.
Her dad designed this to make sure that he could not reach any of the interesting parts or even dance too close to her LOL.
And when the dance is over, her dress can be re-purposed as a doghouse!
This is Sharon and Joshua, and they actually won the 2008 Duck Tape Stuck at Prom Scholarship Contest. They each won $3000 scholarships! But how much did they spend on the tape?
Just another school dance photo at Salvador Dali High.
Oh wow. I need that dress! K bye.
Would’ve loved to been there for the electric slide!
Is this the back of Steely Dan’s Can’t Buy A Thrill album?
so i was looking through this site, and this is my picture…weird
Sharon…..bravo girl!!! In my opinion, you pulled off stylishly and with class!!
We’ve seen him in some of these other family photos.
Dude… these people win money for this crap! thats freakin awesome!
WHY?!
and visions of hideous accessories danced over their heads…
Got a match?
DAMN.
The detailing on the inside of the dress! And how much did this thing weigh?
One word: ‘shrooms.
Awesome!
Why do her shoes match HIS outfit? Oh I’m crying here.
I don’t believe these are real outfits. The remind me of those wooden cut-outs you stand behind, like at Hershey Park/Old West-themed photo ops.
I love the art in the duct tape outfits!
WHAT IF SHE HAS TO PEE? WHAT THEN? I don’t understand …
I was wondering the same thing.
I’m also confused about the flying hat and shoes and stuff… the photo is on acid.
i dont understand!
The Eighties: We cut its head off, hammered a stake through its heart, and buried it at a crossroads at midnight… and yet sometimes, early in the morning at the hour of the wolf… I can still hear its breathing…
And dreams of zebra shoes danced through their heads…and on their feet….
If you hit her dress with a stick, candy will come pouring out.
Ok those shoes totally don’t go with that dress..
OH MY GAH
Duct tape formal wear gone wild!
Not if she’s doing her proper maintenance.
Tearing up here.
I think in this case it would be class rings, not candy.
the gap in the front is wide enough she could stand over the toilet backwards and squat.
QuestionEvil, and Gabe
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
The dress IS her chastity belt
but then how is she going to get into the stall?
That’s ok missy, I don’t think they do either…
Some times it’s best not to understand. But to just except it, as not to disturb the balance of the universe. It is what it is.
WINNAR!
WIN
You are really, really awesome.
let me see you try to make a dress out of duct tape
No, but they go with his jacket!
Those shoes don’t go with that dress?! Just what shoes would??
…best yet… her dress doubles not only as a table for the snacks but also as shelter incase it rains…
…to reduce the impact on the environment she later used her dress as a doghouse.