Million Dollar Smiles

May 2nd, 2009

 

Someone should let this mother and daughter know that there’s a strange man in their photo.

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62 Responses to “Million Dollar Smiles”

  1. funnygirl says:

    Is he holding a gun behind her back lol!

  2. Anne says:

    No wonder the kid’s scared of caterpillars.

  3. Monica Key says:

    Dr Klingman wanted a picture of Jeraline and Ronnie before he removed their stem cells.
    Jeraline wanted to get the hell outta there.

  4. Courtney says:

    Another great caption!

  5. Kayla says:

    I’m not even kidding… This photo made me cringe.

  6. danny says:

    haha classic caption

  7. dann0 says:

    It’s Christopher Guest from ‘Best In Show’ married to Mary Kay Laterneau.

  8. John says:

    Joe Namath’s secret family photos

  9. lplzydeco says:

    Looks like Borat pulled off another one!!

  10. That is a great caption!
    Nonnie, that is funny!!! :)
    This picture is soooo random. It’s like he’s about to leap at something!
    Chris, you might be right.

  11. Linger Galthrope says:

    Captain Kangaroo’s son continued the fight with his personal demons throughout his whole life.

  12. Tom says:

    Everybody loves Raymond

  13. Kingboyj says:

    Pee Wee Herman as Hitler.

  14. Tim says:

    That is Corky St. Clair, surely, from “Waiting for Guffman” !

    http://www.dmboyer13.com/dvds/pages/images/large/B00005LC5D.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

  15. rlento74 says:

    Oi! It’s Keef Moon!

  16. Pluis says:

    Wow, I didn’t know Ron Jeremy used to be thin.

  17. Deisel says:

    I just thought his hand was down below, fishin for somethin

  18. bobby smith says:

    helmet hair

  19. Katie says:

    OMG…I am going to wake up my family with my howls of laughter!!!!

  20. Jen says:

    That’s no stranger! That’s Inspector Clouseau!

  21. Stevie B. says:

    It’s nice to see that Nic Cage is still getting work.

  22. molestermoustache says:

    last spotted watching a middle school field hockey game

  23. jim says:

    He thought he was posing for his drivers license picture.

  24. Ian says:

    Try to imagine it as a two shot of the mother and daughter by blocking out half of the extra dude. He looks even more conspicuous like that! I was thinking that it might be a photoshopped photo of a mother and daughter. Clone stamp the background, get a photo of yourself, and just add a bit of shadow.

  25. Tdiz says:

    Clearly he didn’t get the memo about wearing a vest

  26. Bill in Houston says:

    Get that man a pocket protector!

  27. tom says:

    i just wanted to say that if south park had a real life movie , this man should be the leading contender for the role of randy marsh

  28. cf says:

    Oh my…we’re fighting, aren’t we. Yikes.

  29. Jeff says:

    Nice sharp white shirt up against that stark white wall. You can tell by this and the smiles of the couple that this picture was clearly well rehearsed.

  30. Marcelo says:

    Dude, thats RANDY from South Park.

  31. Joe says:

    It’s from Chris Guest’s new parody movie, isn’t it?

  32. Chris says:

    As amused as I am by his apparently psychotic appearance, I have to say it looks like the guy may also be the photographer, who is waiting to see if he set the self-timer correctly.

  33. JK says:

    That “strange man” is clearly Sonny Bono. Oh wait, someone else said that.

  34. FrankyBangBang says:

    To Reen: That is sooooo hilarious. I’de like to see another picture few frames after, he’s probably bleeding from the nose but you wouldn’t notice ’cause it would still hide in his mustache !!!!

  35. John says:

    his mustache is too heavy, he hasn’t smiled in years

  36. LaLaWojo says:

    Sonny Bono lives!!!

  37. Jiggywiddit says:

    Someone missed his Prolixin today.

  38. reen says:

    I love this blog!!!!

    This guy’s eyes are kind of crossed and he’s clutching the back of her chair. I think he’s about to either pass out or commit suicide.

  39. FlappyMaps says:

    That’s either a descendant of Charlie Chaplin, or Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers had a family we never heard about.

  40. Cookie says:

    She’s saying something out of the side of her mouth…

  41. Nonnie says:

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  42. RockitQueen says:

    I think he curled his bangs.

  43. damn says:

    haha! great caption

  44. Barbara says:

    He’s Borat’s long lost cousin.

  45. Pentz says:

    Michelle is right, dad looks like Christopher Guest.

  46. Michelle says:

    Love Dad’s dirty sanchez. Also, he looks like Nigel from “Spinal Tap”

  47. Aman says:

    Wow. It’s Randy, Sharon and Stan Marsh!

  48. Heather says:

    You know how when you go on a tour or cruise they take your photo at the begining and try to sell it to you? Do they do that at jail visiting hours?

  49. M says:

    Love the porn mustache!

  50. starman says:

    Judging from the little vest, I’d say that’s her little son, which makes the guy even more… uhm… awkward.

  51. Todd says:

    EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!

  52. dan says:

    That man’s resemblance to Randy Marsh is uncanny!

  53. Jude says:

    I had that thought, too.

  54. Aaron says:

    You just won the internet.

  55. destardi says:

    Care to take a bet on that, Friendo?

    No Picture For Old Men hint, hint

  56. Suzanne says:

    Oh my God! You’re so right!

  57. bugeye says:

    She’s saying, “Help me!”.

  58. jellyfish says:

    And he’s thinking, “must kill … must kill….”

  59. Tara says:

    Dustin Hoffman incognito after completing The Graduate.

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