Million Dollar Smiles
May 2nd, 2009
Someone should let this mother and daughter know that there’s a strange man in their photo.
Tags: dad
Someone should let this mother and daughter know that there’s a strange man in their photo.
Tags: dad

Is he holding a gun behind her back lol!
No wonder the kid’s scared of caterpillars.
Dr Klingman wanted a picture of Jeraline and Ronnie before he removed their stem cells.
Jeraline wanted to get the hell outta there.
Another great caption!
Go to the next picture and you will see what I am talking about!
I’m not even kidding… This photo made me cringe.
haha classic caption
It’s Christopher Guest from ‘Best In Show’ married to Mary Kay Laterneau.
Joe Namath’s secret family photos
Looks like Borat pulled off another one!!
That is a great caption!
Nonnie, that is funny!!!
This picture is soooo random. It’s like he’s about to leap at something!
Chris, you might be right.
Captain Kangaroo’s son continued the fight with his personal demons throughout his whole life.
Everybody loves Raymond
Pee Wee Herman as Hitler.
That is Corky St. Clair, surely, from “Waiting for Guffman” !
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Oi! It’s Keef Moon!
Wow, I didn’t know Ron Jeremy used to be thin.
I just thought his hand was down below, fishin for somethin
helmet hair
OMG…I am going to wake up my family with my howls of laughter!!!!
That’s no stranger! That’s Inspector Clouseau!
It’s nice to see that Nic Cage is still getting work.
last spotted watching a middle school field hockey game
He thought he was posing for his drivers license picture.
Try to imagine it as a two shot of the mother and daughter by blocking out half of the extra dude. He looks even more conspicuous like that! I was thinking that it might be a photoshopped photo of a mother and daughter. Clone stamp the background, get a photo of yourself, and just add a bit of shadow.
Clearly he didn’t get the memo about wearing a vest
Get that man a pocket protector!
i just wanted to say that if south park had a real life movie , this man should be the leading contender for the role of randy marsh
Oh my…we’re fighting, aren’t we. Yikes.
Nice sharp white shirt up against that stark white wall. You can tell by this and the smiles of the couple that this picture was clearly well rehearsed.
Dude, thats RANDY from South Park.
It’s from Chris Guest’s new parody movie, isn’t it?
As amused as I am by his apparently psychotic appearance, I have to say it looks like the guy may also be the photographer, who is waiting to see if he set the self-timer correctly.
That “strange man” is clearly Sonny Bono. Oh wait, someone else said that.
To Reen: That is sooooo hilarious. I’de like to see another picture few frames after, he’s probably bleeding from the nose but you wouldn’t notice ’cause it would still hide in his mustache !!!!
his mustache is too heavy, he hasn’t smiled in years
Sonny Bono lives!!!
Someone missed his Prolixin today.
I love this blog!!!!
This guy’s eyes are kind of crossed and he’s clutching the back of her chair. I think he’s about to either pass out or commit suicide.
That’s either a descendant of Charlie Chaplin, or Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers had a family we never heard about.
She’s saying something out of the side of her mouth…
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I think he curled his bangs.
haha! great caption
He’s Borat’s long lost cousin.
Michelle is right, dad looks like Christopher Guest.
Love Dad’s dirty sanchez. Also, he looks like Nigel from “Spinal Tap”
Wow. It’s Randy, Sharon and Stan Marsh!
You know how when you go on a tour or cruise they take your photo at the begining and try to sell it to you? Do they do that at jail visiting hours?
Actually, yes, they do. Those are some great pics, too.
Love the porn mustache!
Judging from the little vest, I’d say that’s her little son, which makes the guy even more… uhm… awkward.
You are NOT the father! LOL
EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!
That man’s resemblance to Randy Marsh is uncanny!
I had that thought, too.
You just won the internet.
Care to take a bet on that, Friendo?
No Picture For Old Men hint, hint
Oh my God! You’re so right!
She’s saying, “Help me!”.
And he’s thinking, “must kill … must kill….”
Dustin Hoffman incognito after completing The Graduate.