They look so stiff because photographers get some kind of twisted pleasure out of positioning people in very unnatural ways -”Tilt your head a little to the left. No, that’s too far. Now bring your chin up just a bit. Drop your shoulder. O.K., now a nice big smile!”
I think this might be one of those goofy western wedding photos – the way her hand is looks like she is showing off her rings! Please say it ain’t so!!!!
Engagement photo? She seems to be prominently displaying her ring finger. But on closer inspection, his hand seems to be awkwardly resting on her baby bump. And why is she all in black on this auspicious but suspicious occasion? Will we ever know?
“Honey, I had some jack earlier,” Martha mumbled just before the photo.
“So did I sweetheart,” Bob whispered back.
“Oh, so you know about the gardner?”
Once again Belinda felt his hands rising to her ample bosom and knew that Daryl would try to get her to make another dirty tape for their collection. “Not now” her hands said, but her heart cried “yes! yes! YES!”
her neck looks awkwardly stiff. haha she has a look like shes saying “i cant wait to get outta here and catch the end of martha stewart’s hour long special”
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They look so stiff because photographers get some kind of twisted pleasure out of positioning people in very unnatural ways -”Tilt your head a little to the left. No, that’s too far. Now bring your chin up just a bit. Drop your shoulder. O.K., now a nice big smile!”
I think this might be one of those goofy western wedding photos – the way her hand is looks like she is showing off her rings! Please say it ain’t so!!!!
I think they look cute.
Ya’ll just haters!
There’s probably a pair of lil’ ponies parked in the lot outside.
Oh, please. The only thing awkward about this photo is the frame.
…how poetic that the hat doesn’t work without him in the picture. It’s so unfair!
That’s totally his “fishing buddy’s” hat
Engagement photo? She seems to be prominently displaying her ring finger. But on closer inspection, his hand seems to be awkwardly resting on her baby bump. And why is she all in black on this auspicious but suspicious occasion? Will we ever know?
is that ricky gervais?
Nope, this is my goin’ out boot-scootin hat, thank you very much.
“Honey, I had some jack earlier,” Martha mumbled just before the photo.
“So did I sweetheart,” Bob whispered back.
“Oh, so you know about the gardner?”
Once again Belinda felt his hands rising to her ample bosom and knew that Daryl would try to get her to make another dirty tape for their collection. “Not now” her hands said, but her heart cried “yes! yes! YES!”
her neck looks awkwardly stiff. haha she has a look like shes saying “i cant wait to get outta here and catch the end of martha stewart’s hour long special”
YUP!
I like the antlers that are coming out of the side of his head.
Little, tiny cowboy hats.
The hats totally do it!
Can’t see hers that well, but his, well, it’s just do darned cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
“Do not touch me!”
“Honey, I have to. It’s a family photo.”
“Well keep your hand there…. I hate when you touch me.”
XD That’s totally it.
I thought they were at one of those places that do old timey photos but I think this is their house and how they actually dress.
No, that’s just the clock chiming antler o’clock
Get ‘R Dun!