Da Vinci Code

What’s most awkward about this photo is the person that’s not there anymore.
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It’s just a dark, ominous force in the photo….
That’s a skin condition, YOU INSENSITIVE SWINE.
I guess daddy got custody.
Why did the mom mark out the dad? Must of got a divorce. I am betting she bats for the other team.
YO!
The mom and cousin It finally took a family picture wth the girls….lol
Heather, I’m guessing that’s a two mommy family we’re looking at…and the babys’ head is supported on it’s siblings shoulder – not to worry.
That guy looks like Dwight Schrute. I think behind the black dot is a beet.
I’m going to guess that this couple is no longer together
Yup Dwight Schrute – these are his future beet farmers
So, after they scribbled out the evil one, when did they first think it would be appropriate to send it in to this site?
That black mass is your new mommy
I’m not getting the Da Vinci Code connection.
Its Chewbaca!
Really, its probably a relative that wasn’t wanting to view Heathers other mommie and scratched her out in a rage of denial.
What makes the photo awkward is that’s it’s still hanging in their living room.
seems to me the black spot is simply the shadow.
Is that a young Dwight Schrute?
The zone of darkness. Maybe there’s a giant, 11,000 mile long amoeba and a starship inside.
Several things – a) I have no idea what’s cooler on the grinning mangirl, the tinted shades, feathered hair, or rockin’ vest, b) where is that toddler’s other hand? Look at the baby’s expression for a hint, and c) I’d put money on the fact that he scribbled on his “partner” to enhance her appearance.
It’s the smoke monster from Lost
Shouldn’t the caption read, “What’s LEAST awkward about this photo is the person that’s not there anymore.”?
And I wish the very best for her and and her little ones… I really do. Being a single mom in this day and age is quite a challenge.
ever heard of photoshop?
Ok, what’s with the people who think that MAN is a woman? Are you so used to seeing the mullet wearing bull-dyke that you actually don’t know there were MEN who dressed that way 20 years ago when that look was in style??
That’s a guy and two kids.
Dude, are you joking? Go back to school, and this time, don’t sleep through biology!
that dude is a chick and she looks like jimmy osmond!
The black blob from “Ghost” is back to take the bad guys away!
Okay, to throw a wrench in the gender debate: Take a look at the buttons on the shirt. It’s not foolproof, but buttons are found on the right side of most men’s shirts, whereas they are typically found on the left side of most women’s shirts (even more likely then [10-20 years ago?] than now). So the adult who has not been scribbled over is likely wearing a man’s shirt. Does that mean he/she is a man? No, of course not. It just makes it more likely.
honestly, this one is more disturbing than the knitted naked “family”.
the effeminate dad saw the need to marker out the kids mom & keep the picture, now really people, what kind of message does that send to the kids?
Wow..! They are serious about that whole witness protection thing.
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men…the Shadow knows!”
That is without a doubt a female… at least a “man” with female parts…. Mommy broke up with Mommy. That’s gotta be a hard one to explain to the kids…
little girl: “i really wish this random scary scribble monster would stop following me around. when i drew him in my coloring book, i never knew he would come alive!!”
Lol, I know that guy!!! Think someone did that to them, not themselves!
Am I the only one disturbed by the two-headed child?
thats waht you get when you leave crayons lying around the house with kids
That baby looks photoshopped.
Either that, or it’s the world’s flattest baby.
i think the person is there-she just got some kind of hair problem going on…. and the oldest child looks kind of angry… gettin sceered here…whf..lmao
Great. Dad went and married a Shadow Person.
It’s Lamont Cranston, his lovely wife and two beautiful children…what’s the problem?
Love the way the “erasing” was designed to look instant and cathartic, yet note the individually erased fingers.
Some deep, deep anger at work, here.
I think that’s Satan in the background.
How did they get this Amish family to pose for the picture in the first place?
the caption actually made me snort!
Is that the Energy Ghost from Scooby Do? Love the vest…
It’s the monster from “Lost”!
Maybe the woman, like so many old-school moms, is just really self-abnegating….
Hilarious, I shall frame this XD
Way creepy…
If you change the brightness of the photo, you can see the woman has been scribbled out!
This is disturbing! I hope the kids don’t see this. o.O
I think it’s beautiful. Even dark-matter needs love. Or is that anti-matter? *Shrug* I’m no physicist.
I don’t think anyone got this post….