Whiteout

 

You know what they say– the family that caters together stays together.

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65 Responses to “Whiteout”

  1. nursie says:

    Those 2 women in the middle- are they supposed to be turned so much to the left? Looks like they’re letting one rip!

  2. Heather says:

    No neck is mos def letting one rip.

  3. Bostonia says:

    The next photo of them was after the mass suicide, brown shoes poking from under the blankets in their compound.

  4. bucky says:

    there’s a portrait photographer working in rehoboth beach, de, who has dozens of these all-in-white family pics. they recommend it as “everyone looks good in white”

  5. RockitQueen says:

    Bucky, this picture proves that’s a bad recommendation.

  6. Karl says:

    Yikes! That’s my family custom. White shirts, beige slacks. One photo a year for many, many years…..

  7. ILOVEthisSite says:

    Apparently the girl in front thinks her butt is her best feature.
    This is one of those optical allusion pics. If you stare long enough, they become the floating head family.

  8. Chubs says:

    wow, sucks to be Karl

  9. damn says:

    LOL — the caption.

  10. trip says:

    I cant stand the white shirt pics. Those side turns of the two are horrid.

  11. foodethics says:

    This one is so hysterical I had to share it with my friends! Bravo on the great site! Keep up the awkwardness!

  12. Intelligence required says:

    I prefer the renaissance family outfits.

  13. greg says:

    They escaped from the Blockbuster Video breeding colony.

  14. Julie says:

    This website is hilarious – it’s the first website in a long time that I sent a mass email out to my friends and family about. Classic captions and great photos.

    And Karl – did you email your family and suggest a change of attire for this years picture?? :)

  15. nasus says:

    There’s always one in the bunch, she couldn’t wear the required tan shoes, she had to sport her dirty white Keds. Rebel

  16. JK says:

    Gosh, I sure hope that after this photo they all sat down to a big meal of saucy spaghetti with copious amounts of red wine.

  17. leslie says:

    the catering crew has arrived!!

  18. Bungalo says:

    Was this photo taken in Elfenland, or how the hell that gooey paradise from LotR was called?

  19. Marnie says:

    O…M…G…did someone FORGET TO WEAR BROWN SHOES…….AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  20. kilabeat says:

    The little twin brothers look so effeminate in that pose. Or are they also just lettin one rip

  21. AdamE says:

    Aggghhhhh, I’m blind. I can’;t ser abnguytyhing anytnore

  22. idleobserver says:

    This site is a riot. The comments…more so!

  23. BBB says:

    Look mom, it’s Up With People!

  24. Mrs. Badcrumble says:

    What a boring family. Was color not allowed when they were growing up?

  25. Fatty says:

    Y’all are killin’ me. I sound like Renfield scrolling through these comments. My dog thinks I’m nuts.

  26. JK says:

    Families like this are why Patty Hearst went serious Tanya.

  27. KAYSiE NiCKOlE says:

    if i was an un-happy member of this family, i would be a complete outcast. HOW DARE SHE WEAR OFF-WHITE AND TAN SHOES… HAS SHE GONE MAD!?!?

  28. Carol says:

    I also asked my family to do this for a family photo . You never heard such moaning and complaining!!!! White was the only matching colour we all had. When the photos came back, and ever since, everyone has commented on how nice we all look!!! At least it looks like we put some thought into the portrait and did not just meet up in a parking lot to get our picture taken.

  29. david says:

    this site is AWESOME!!

  30. hmmmm..... says:

    family photos suck. unplanned or non professional-ones are way better. less unnaturalness and less room for fake artsy horribleness

  31. Suze says:

    They must be from Utah. I see so many pictures like that here. I’ll have to find some examples to share.

  32. Tom says:

    from our cult to yours happy Memorial day

  33. Vis says:

    This photo actually gave me a slight headache.

    “Vanish! Gets your whites whiter than white!”

  34. karen says:

    Snowbank, break out the shovel.

  35. phelim says:

    big dad in the middle thought he was being casual by not wearing a tie

  36. sugarshakes says:

    seriously! laughing so hard here

  37. Deuce says:

    They put uncle Tom in the back, apparently he didn’t get the email about khaki pants NOT jeans this year…sheez.

  38. Jenitalia says:

    Caption is perfect!!! LMAO

  39. maria says:

    this photo was totally taken at harkness park in waterford, ct… a few towns away from where i live. these crazy rich people in CT…

  40. jein says:

    Jehovah’s witness

  41. Craig F. says:

    Ah… I remember my family photos at the Parthenon…

  42. You says:

    there must have been some east west winds that day.

  43. amy says:

    this hurts my eyes. its so holy.

  44. Thomass says:

    “Great Thor’s Hammer!”

  45. Boo says:

    Cant you see? This is the new Gap Khaki ad, they tried it once with the denim family and it worked a treat!!

  46. elfdorado says:

    My bro’s mother-in-law makes the family dress in certain ways for different group photos. But it’s everyone who’s in front who really has to get awkward. I feel bad for them ’cause I’ve been there over and over again.

  47. sandifay says:

    It’s fine that they dress the same way, but what the hell is bending their legs like that?

  48. Jujee says:

    Holy Yikes…

  49. I feel enlightened and holier just looking at this photo.

  50. stormstrooper007 says:

    I remember this one. It’ s a still from a disaster movie.

    In the next scene the entire family are wiped out by one of the faux roman pillars falling from the heavens and crushing them.

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