Whiteout
May 5th, 2009
You know what they say– the family that caters together stays together.
(submitted by Fran)
Tags: matchy-matchy
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
You know what they say– the family that caters together stays together.
(submitted by Fran)
Tags: matchy-matchy
I remember this one. It’ s a still from a disaster movie.
In the next scene the entire family are wiped out by one of the faux roman pillars falling from the heavens and crushing them.
I feel enlightened and holier just looking at this photo.
Holy Yikes…
It’s fine that they dress the same way, but what the hell is bending their legs like that?
My bro’s mother-in-law makes the family dress in certain ways for different group photos. But it’s everyone who’s in front who really has to get awkward. I feel bad for them ’cause I’ve been there over and over again.
Cant you see? This is the new Gap Khaki ad, they tried it once with the denim family and it worked a treat!!
“Great Thor’s Hammer!”
this hurts my eyes. its so holy.
there must have been some east west winds that day.
Ah… I remember my family photos at the Parthenon…
Jehovah’s witness
this photo was totally taken at harkness park in waterford, ct… a few towns away from where i live. these crazy rich people in CT…
Caption is perfect!!! LMAO
They put uncle Tom in the back, apparently he didn’t get the email about khaki pants NOT jeans this year…sheez.
seriously! laughing so hard here
big dad in the middle thought he was being casual by not wearing a tie
Snowbank, break out the shovel.
This photo actually gave me a slight headache.
“Vanish! Gets your whites whiter than white!”
from our cult to yours happy Memorial day
They must be from Utah. I see so many pictures like that here. I’ll have to find some examples to share.
family photos suck. unplanned or non professional-ones are way better. less unnaturalness and less room for fake artsy horribleness
this site is AWESOME!!
I also asked my family to do this for a family photo . You never heard such moaning and complaining!!!! White was the only matching colour we all had. When the photos came back, and ever since, everyone has commented on how nice we all look!!! At least it looks like we put some thought into the portrait and did not just meet up in a parking lot to get our picture taken.
if i was an un-happy member of this family, i would be a complete outcast. HOW DARE SHE WEAR OFF-WHITE AND TAN SHOES… HAS SHE GONE MAD!?!?
Families like this are why Patty Hearst went serious Tanya.
Y’all are killin’ me. I sound like Renfield scrolling through these comments. My dog thinks I’m nuts.
What a boring family. Was color not allowed when they were growing up?
Look mom, it’s Up With People!
This site is a riot. The comments…more so!
Aggghhhhh, I’m blind. I can’;t ser abnguytyhing anytnore
The little twin brothers look so effeminate in that pose. Or are they also just lettin one rip
O…M…G…did someone FORGET TO WEAR BROWN SHOES…….AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Was this photo taken in Elfenland, or how the hell that gooey paradise from LotR was called?
the catering crew has arrived!!
Gosh, I sure hope that after this photo they all sat down to a big meal of saucy spaghetti with copious amounts of red wine.
There’s always one in the bunch, she couldn’t wear the required tan shoes, she had to sport her dirty white Keds. Rebel
This website is hilarious – it’s the first website in a long time that I sent a mass email out to my friends and family about. Classic captions and great photos.
And Karl – did you email your family and suggest a change of attire for this years picture??
They escaped from the Blockbuster Video breeding colony.
I prefer the renaissance family outfits.
This one is so hysterical I had to share it with my friends! Bravo on the great site! Keep up the awkwardness!
I cant stand the white shirt pics. Those side turns of the two are horrid.
LOL — the caption.
wow, sucks to be Karl
Apparently the girl in front thinks her butt is her best feature.
This is one of those optical allusion pics. If you stare long enough, they become the floating head family.
Yikes! That’s my family custom. White shirts, beige slacks. One photo a year for many, many years…..
Bucky, this picture proves that’s a bad recommendation.
there’s a portrait photographer working in rehoboth beach, de, who has dozens of these all-in-white family pics. they recommend it as “everyone looks good in white”
The next photo of them was after the mass suicide, brown shoes poking from under the blankets in their compound.
No neck is mos def letting one rip.
Those 2 women in the middle- are they supposed to be turned so much to the left? Looks like they’re letting one rip!
LOL, Riverdell! LOVE it.
I don’t.
OMG ILOVEthisSite, your reply just had me rollin’… floating head family.. hilarious!!
Well her best feature clearly isnt the neck she doesnt have.
Now that’s the funniest comment!