Roman Holiday

May 6th, 2009


When Vivian suggested they get a picture with the massive columns, Steve completely misinterpreted it.

(submitted by Antoine)

56 Responses to “Roman Holiday”

  1. Gogit says:

    Alternative comment:
    When she’d asked him to build them a wedding chapel, she’d envisioned he’d get a crew to build a small wooden gazebo but he correctly predicted she’d be more impressed after he lifted those stone drums and fitted them into columns with his own two hands!

  2. Gogit says:

    “What do you mean the Emperor won’t see us because I’m too casual?! You’re the one who just threw on old pants and a jacket while I’m wearing my best silk!”

  3. Carol says:

    What’s that about? She asks to have her picture taken with him and he says, “Sure!” then throws his clothes on the ground in a heap? I want to know how this happened.

  4. Anon says:

    When in Rome, do as the Romans do !

  5. SweetBC says:

    Where exactly in Rome is this?

  6. Monica says:

    Does anyone else think this is the Iron Chef host?

  7. D F Stuckey says:

    “No! *I’m* Spartacus!!!”

  8. mel says:

    a few people were taking this photo, they are not looking at the camera.

  9. Jim says:

    The disturbing part of this photo is the pre-planning on his part. It appears they were out for walk and he disrobes for the photo which means either he wears the banana hammock all the time or had this photo in mind all along. I wonder about the person behind the camera too. Was this just a passerby? “Excuse would you mind taking a photo of us?” “Hold on a sec while I take all my clothes off?”

  10. graphicartist2k5 says:

    “I MUST show off my muscles every chance I get!”

  11. gary says:

    a gun enthusiast

  12. cunninglinguist says:

    The Guy: “Man, sake is AWESOME!!!”
    The Girl: “Sake shots were a BAD, BAD idea!”

  13. JJ says:

    I don’t care where the place is where is the MAN now!!! ERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

  14. “I told you to STOP wearing my underwear to work!”

  15. Kate says:

    I think he just needed an excuse to strip and show off. (*wonders if he worked at Chippendales*) At least she didn’t suggest that they take a photo inside the Exploratorium… :-P

  16. AR GIRL says:

    LOOK AT HER FACE!!!! She has a handful of butt bay-bee.

  17. sandifay says:

    She looks like she’s saying, “Aww, dad, this is my graduation! You’re so embarrassing!”

  18. Matt says:

    Yo, that’s discusting peeps. How can you live with that photo.

  19. elfdorado says:

    At least he didn’t pull a Yukio Mishima.

  20. Thomass says:

    He must like leg lifts ALOT!

  21. This is hillarious! The stark contrast is just great. :)

  22. Deuce says:

    “Oooh, oooh, wait. Let me take my pants off for this one.”

  23. DavidMosque says:

    Is this guy auditioning for for the role of Sulu in the new Star Trek movie?

  24. wendy says:

    nice pair of budgie snugglers

  25. liz says:

    lol too funny

  26. KAYSiE NiCKOlE says:

    HEY!! thats the Palace of Fine Arts in San Fransisco!! okay okay people… how many times must we have it drilled in our heads before we talk about the actual picture. lol on but another note, that cherry speedo is making me so hot!!

  27. Anthony says:

    I really want to know the background to this one. I just have so many questions.. The contrast between the two- one overdressed, the other underdressed- is fascinating. What a pair.

  28. blain says:

    This is wrong on all kinds of levels, i can’t even begin to criticize this picture because i have no idea where to start..

  29. Jewelsgrl says:

    I have a sneaky suspicion that this photo was taken at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Fransisco. I’m just saying. Don’t know *why* I’m guessing that, but I really am.

  30. staffordian says:

    potentially useless information: photo was taken at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco

  31. saywhat says:

    He forgot to exercise his arms. Did not forget to exercise his thighs however. Remembered the thighs. Remembered the thighs good.

  32. nasus says:


  33. daboink says:

    i love how there is always one who claims to know people in these pics.

  34. frunkis says:

    is he smuggling grapes?

  35. aparent says:

    She looks like she’s wearing HIS clothes.

    • Vixen says:

      If you notice his clothes are laying next to this chick walked up and said..”hey can you take off your clothes for a picture?”

  36. misterasset says:

    Oh my goodness! That’s my girlfriend from when she was in acupuncture school. She really will walk up to every interesting person she comes across and be like, “Hey, can I take a picture with you?” Crazy.

  37. dadanation says:

    most memorable fastest first and last date. ever.
    “hurry up and take the picture mom, the bay oil is drying up.”

  38. dadanation says:

    most memorable fastest first and only date. ever.
    “take the picture mom, the baby oil is drying up already.”

  39. damn says:

    Most awkward first date ever.

  40. 1ghostorchid says:

    I dig his zoolander expression. Money.

  41. Elizabeth says:

    Is anyone else curious about the clothing on the ground? I mean, did dude strip down right there or what?

  42. mattymatt says:

    Well, that certainly is a piece of fine art.

  43. Yeah, it’s the Palace of Fine Arts. I don’t know if I can go there again without busting up…

  44. Tara says:

    Definitely Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco…

  45. Chris K. says:

    That is almost definitely the palace of fine arts in San Francisco, built for the 1917 world’s fair I think. Cool banana hammock.

  46. Jewelsgrl says:

    You made me guffaw!

  47. Penn says:


  48. anon says:

    that’s what made me laugh the most… i mean, yeah, slightly awkard that he’s taken the picture in his skivvies, but the fact that he stripped down right then and there to do so… priceless :)

  49. alicia says:


  50. Illeatabugonadare says:

    You can say that again.

  51. Illeatabugonadare says:

    Ya, why not? He’s wearing HER panties.

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