Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10th, 2009

Happy Mother’s Day! - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

(submitted by Andy)

397 Responses to “Happy Mother’s Day!”

  1. ivelostmyself says:

    is that the tree in the garden of eden in the back? i think they were going for the “lost innocence” look like adam and eve. anybody?

  2. Nicole says:

    wtf. how is this awkward? this is a gorgeous photo!

  3. Hedy says:

    I’m trying to figure out who is prettier.

  4. Nick says:


  5. kezcat66 says:

    I can’t see the awkwardness in this pic. They both look happy and comfortable to be together. Maybe I am misinterpreting the meaning of awkward…

  6. Marty J. says:

    Love this! Linked it to my blog! This might be the best one ever…

  7. pistolp says:

    So many things wrong with this pics lmao

  8. lulu says:

    wow those are some nice vines and flowers in the back there.

  9. SweetPea says:

    This is EXACTLY how I picture Adam and Eve before their expulsion from the Garden of Eden!
    …and they did not know their awkwardness, and they were not ashamed.

  10. Will says:

    will the real slim shady please stand up?

  11. JustLooking says:

    I thought at first that Eminem & Nicky Hilton had hooked up. Looks like them!

  12. jc says:

    “a Brit just told me today that many English people hold the erring belief that Americans lack all sense of irony…and after reading all of these comments i have to wonder if sometimes this assertion is true.” -sf native

    That is exactly what I was just thinking. I’m honestly starting to believe that the human race has diverged into two separate species: those who think this is a classy photo and those who thankfully do not.

  13. MN Nice says:

    Seriously. I am sure this is just the first of many awkward photos for this family. I hope they keep posting. They have true talent.

  14. MST says:

    I suspect this is the photo that accompanied their wedding announcements.

  15. sf native says:

    a Brit just told me today that many English people hold the erring belief that Americans lack all sense of irony…and after reading all of these comments i have to wonder if sometimes this assertion is true. this whole website is based on irony, and yet the commentary would suggest otherwise. scary.

    • Sara says:


      • Mr. Pink says:

        LoLzIeZ @ iRoNy!!11! sakjdfhsaaarrf..

        don’t get all collegy on us now Sara.

        how cool is it when americans talk about america, like they live in this “other america”? I bet that movie Super Size me really “opened your eyes to alot of..stuff” didn’t it? go somewhere.

        p.s. don’t say sh*t about my grammer. it’s ironic.

  16. kat says:

    I think the thought is there but the pose is off….pregnancy is a beautiful thing, they just needed a better photographer..

  17. kristen says:

    why is this photo awkward?

  18. Paul says:

    All the pictures that contain a pregnant woman are awesome!!! Very beautiful!!!

  19. Beth says:

    Is it me or does he look like Justin Timberlake!!

  20. knitch says:

    I’m just gobsmacked. I could never the carry the child of someone who has better eyebrows than I do!

  21. marmar says:

    This is an absolutly horrible picture. Not only do they look very young to be having a child, but topless and him holding her butt?? YIKES. She will have him in court for child support by 1 year after the baby is born.

    • Madison says:

      That’s not very positive. They might make great parents, you don’t know. And I think the pictures is a bit unorthodox, but beautiful in it’s own way.

    • The grandmother says:

      poor baby!!!! is that what happen to you?????

    • Michelle says:

      Wow- very wrong- they are still together and happily married 6 years later. Amazing how people jump to judgements without knowing a person…

  22. Edward says:

    A unicorn in the background would complete this fantasy pic

  23. Island says:

    This WOULD HAVE been cute. Minus the ass grab like most have already said. If he had his hand on her back it would have been adorable!

  24. Lydia says:

    This is a very beautiful photo!

  25. drageonlily says:

    I love this pose …..

  26. Calimike1976 says:

    K,…that looks good, …wait, ok, I got it….put your hand on her aXX….yes…perfect.

  27. Goosh says:

    Hand on bum? Hey sweetie, that was you in my belly!! Yes, we love our jeans in this house. Why is your dad’s hand on my butt in the picture? To show his love for me…

  28. Carlota says:

    I didn’t have a chance to go through all 253 comments – am I the only one who thought this was Eminem at first glance?

  29. llotta says:

    in no way in mannner is he GRABBING her A**! it’s just resting there! it’s a beautiful picture!

  30. SLJK says:

    To J:

    It’s not about her not being covered up…

    it’s the fact that he’s grabbing her a** like he is.

    That’ll make a real sweet artistic foto for g-ma!

    Hey! Look at how I grab dat a**!


  31. blow by says:

    To J… Keep telling your self that sweet heart.

  32. Punchdrunk says:

    They actually showed up to the photo shoot wearing these outfits.

  33. Satorical says:

    It’s not even “Look what we did!;” It’s “Look how we did it!”

  34. Jen says:

    I actually like this picture. I’ve seen it a few times now, but I think they look truly happy and she looks beautiful!

  35. A says:

    I wore a bikini while I was pregnant, not everybody is fat, ugly, and pale while they’re pregnant.

    I think this picture would be cute if his hand wasn’t on her aXX.

  36. J says:

    Oh my GOD!!!!!!
    It’s the year 2009! Not the 19th century!! I suspect you people are still thinking women should go into confinement once they start to show the slightest of bumps and one of you is the idiot that told me to cover up because there was an inch of my bump showing between my short and trousers in the middle of a very hot summer and I was that heavily pregnant that nothing fitted me.
    Get some perspective!

  37. mel says:

    this is a beautiful photograph
    absolutely beautiful…………and i’m glad you all
    shared it.

  38. Hmmmm says:

    Where’s the apple?

  39. Mike says:

    OMG, it’s SO cute, he took his shirt off TOO !
    Nothing wrong with this picture, well they could have worn nicer pants.

  40. Krissy says:

    Merry Christmas, Grandma!!

  41. Glummdead says:

    This is tasteless, though not because of the content. Soft focus, high key lighting, all makes me want to do a bit of a vom. The couple are good looking, just badly posed.

  42. Patrícia Antunes says:

    A mão dela na bunda dela é a melhor rs..

  43. IslandSage says:

    Nothing wrong with this photo, except for the category it is under. It is not awful, obscene or even in bad taste, for the baby’s baby book. Not to be laughed at by the g.p.
    Have fun with your life, guys. Birth is a wonderful arena. A start of a new life.

  44. David says:

    I wish my mom and dad were this hot before I was born! That would have been one more thing I should feel proud about them.

    As a father of two, I regret we weren’t open enough to do something like this many years ago. Now we are old and ugly, hard to impress our teens any more.

    I might ask my sons to pose like this when time is right, but that’ll be really creepy!

    For those of you who cursed aloud here, how many of you have ever had children? What does GED have anything to do with having a beautiful moment like this!

  45. Patrushka says:

    They are Ukrainian.

  46. Reesie says:

    Hmmm….The pic would be good if not for the background. They r young, but too old for the background.

  47. Mer says:

    I guess he has his hand on the “butt” of everyone’s jokes.

  48. Dave says:

    It’s not really that bad. There are a few things I’d have done differently. Lose the hand on the ass, perhaps have her in front of him with her back to him, embracing, carefully covering what needs to be covered. Perhaps both of them cradling her stomach, both looking down at the baby-to-be instead of right through the lens. The gel…meh, styles come and styles go, no biggie. They both appear to be in great shape and very happy. More power to them. I wish I had the body to pull this off.
    Not sure why everyone is freaking out over this. Everyone seemed to love when Demi Moore did the pregnant pose a thousand years ago.

  49. buffetmom says:

    Is that supposed to be the Garden of Eden in the background?

  50. Bob Campbell says:

    Hey, if my beautiful wife was this pregnant and willing to do this photo, why not? haircut aside, they are a great looking couple.

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