The Closeness of You

When you’re madly head-over-heels in love, why not shout it from the rooftops.

(submitted by Kenny)

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116 Responses to “The Closeness of You”

  1. Erica says:

    Even for a shopped picture this is still funny—I think that might actually make it better.

    • Martina says:

      For a person with half a brain you write pretty good, Erica.

    • Lori says:

      I’m curious, why do you think its shopped?

      • Emily says:

        “I’m curious, why do you think it’s shopped?”
        1. He’s leaning back at a funny angle–appears to be defying gravity.
        2. His right foot seems to be angled up without anything to support it (the original picture it was taken from would have a solid surface beneath that foot).
        3. If you look along the back of his head, his shoulders, back, and back of his leg, you can see the shadow of the area where he was cropped out of the original photo and blended to fit into this photo.

        • DiceGypsy says:

          Good eye, Emily! I am impressed!

          • Glynis says:

            If anything, the best reason for thinking the photo is “shopped” is that there appears to be a huge difference in their heights ! He’s obviously not a tall man in the first place, but she’s no seven-footer and she looks two feet taller than he does.

  2. omg says:

    Isolation and intimacy

  3. todd says:

    Cool has rarely seemed more coooooool.

  4. JT says:

    hmm…why is she sitting on a magazine rack?

  5. boatingirl says:

    He was NOT going to let those boots go un-noticed!

  6. Tim says:

    This shot was taken right after Maury announced: “Jamel, you are NOT the father!”

  7. Sweet Tea says:

    She’s shielding her identity with those big sunglasses because she knows she’s stuck with a jerk. For the moment, anyway. She ditched him right after the photo shoot.

  8. Angela says:

    He looks like he just accidently wandered on set……

  9. “Now, I -KNOW- you just didn’t let one go back there. Uh-huh!”

  10. Patrícia Antunes says:

    Aquele banquinho e os óculos dela são impagáveis HAHAHAHA rs…

  11. hannah says:

    “I’m not sitting down until you take those sunglasses off”
    “Er… have you seen your shoes? And what’s with the suit? I said smart CASUAL!!! Hence me looking like I’m about to go golfing. The sunglasses stay”

  12. captainsarcasm says:

    photoshopped…..the guy isn’t standing in the same plane as the woman….he looks as if he is standing on something or floating.

  13. Nellie says:

    He just wanted to make sure his shoes showed up in the photo. The man is VAIN! He wanted his outfit to shine.

  14. Jim says:

    Man – “can i come out of time out yet?”

  15. bRiAn says:

    i think i went to high school with that guy! if his name is shaheem, man… lol

  16. MarcsNymph says:

    The Epitome of Awkward. Winner!

  17. Eminem says:

    Hello – this is so classic. The sitting fee only allowed so many poses, so they decided that got far enough from each other, that they could trim each other out for their myspace profile pics, without it looking like they trimmed each other out. It’s all economics here, more for your money.

  18. Jason says:

    This picture is so full of win! I’m crying!

  19. Christy says:

    Well, this just screams “shotgun wedding or her daddy’s shotgun and I will be having a discussion” doesn’t it?

  20. cc says:

    Stan had attepted to escape several times during their marriage. Unfortunately “Deja Vue” would always wing him with either a shoe or a pair of trusty sunglasses that she used like a boomerang.

  21. Aaron says:

    why be cool when you can be sooo COLD!

  22. Katie says:

    Hahahahaha, what is this? Were they for real?

  23. FunNanc says:

    That’s a POLO shirt and that has to be known

  24. Maggiee says:

    This picture warns us all not to have our engagement pictures done the morning after a huge fight. Awkward!

  25. sherri says:

    This picture says you look ridiculous I’m not sitting with you!!

  26. dana says:

    I think this one with the commentary note below it wins. I laughed so hard, I cried

  27. Donald says:

    She forgot to shower that day

  28. Rcar9091 says:

    Dope!

  29. Shag says:

    Its all about the drama

  30. chickmunkey says:

    for shure now we know who her fav clothes designer is- it’s hard to miss the red RLauren logo on her polo shirt- nothing but the best for this gal!

  31. someone says:

    Even with the restaining order, they could still take a picture, but he had to stay 6 FT away.

  32. Caro says:

    Why on earth is she wearing sunglasses inside the photography studio? Anyone who actually sees these photos will know who the woman is. I honestly don’t get it.

  33. BRIAN says:

    Could that POLO logo be any bigger?

  34. No comment says:

    Does she not want to be recognized?

  35. Heidi says:

    Ha ha. No, he has the fear in his eyes, the likes of which can only be onset by thoughts of marriage.

  36. Corrie says:

    Ha! as a fellow Glen Burnie-ite myself, I totally agree!

  37. Aggie says:

    OK, I’m cryin from laughin so much!

  38. bingerminger says:

    ha ha i love it!! funny

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