The Closeness of You

May 11th, 2009

When you’re madly head-over-heels in love, why not shout it from the rooftops.

(submitted by Kenny)

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122 Responses to “The Closeness of You”

  1. tiff says:

    What the! Are you sure nobody photoshopped out the person who was suppose to be in the middle?!

    Geez.

  2. Skip says:

    Ah, A little tense.

  3. pipes72462 says:

    Whah? Giant sunglasses in a portrait? Why didn’t I think of doing that?

  4. Suzanne says:

    Ummm…as a portrait photographer, I have to say I’m pretty sure this is an “outtake.” This was taken before the shoot really began. Pretty sure. Someone cheated when they submitted this. Now THAT’S awkward.

  5. Major Danger says:

    Aren’t those leprechaun shoes that he’s wearing?

  6. Irish Dee says:

    The backdrop annoys me!
    But this awkward portrait still makes me laugh. Haha.

  7. say says:

    did someone have gas?

  8. pc-pdx says:

    indoor sunglasses ftw!

  9. chucknunchuck says:

    This just screams LOVE!

  10. tralala says:

    I think the Police said it best, “Don’t stand so close to me!”

  11. Is it just me, or does it look like he’s getting ready to make a run for it?

  12. bizou says:

    And… is she sitting on a magazine rack/ telephone stool type of thing?

  13. JT says:

    Some folks have engagement photos, wedding photos, and family photos.

    Never before have I seen the fabled “estrangement photo”.

  14. Ange says:

    this is clearly an awesome picture. Especially because she’s wearing sunglasses inside…in a picture…maybe she couldn’t see how far he was standing behind her. haha

  15. rami says:

    The pictures says, “I won’t constrict her, but I’ll keep her safe.”

  16. Arish says:

    Is that Olanre!? That guy looks like my former coworker Olanre.

  17. BlueRain says:

    I’m still laughing. Must be married!

  18. sweetgem29 says:

    why use a chair like that? :D

  19. Loralee says:

    You had me at the Miami Vice backdrop.

  20. eggsngrits says:

    Hey — with this Swine Flu thing, you can’t be too careful!

  21. blain says:

    You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
    And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
    But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
    But you say he’s just a friend

  22. Stacey says:

    LOL. Our photos from Olan Mills has the same dirty looking backdrop…

  23. KAYSiE NiCKOlE says:

    HEY!!! shes sitting on the rack i keep my magazines on in the bathroom!! i always wondered where that went… gee wizz. this just SCREAMS “We’re Getting Married”

  24. Satti says:

    They had a fight before the pic was taken hahahaha looks like his foot was tapping. They don’t even match… this pic is so silly.

  25. Curb71 says:

    he luvs you

  26. Curb71 says:

    heater I think I love you! lmao

  27. Genevieve says:

    lmao i love it!

  28. megan says:

    hahaha omg… this is definetly what they did! it’s so smart too lol

  29. Georgia says:

    well obviously, but why did they decide to take a portrait? to remember their time together? hah

  30. Elliot DiMauro says:

    It looks like the original picture was of her only. The man was poorly photoshopped in. That’s as close as they could put him without the difficulty of blending the shoes in with the step ladder. Still a great photo though.

  31. Sherry says:

    This one is really funny.

  32. kevyn says:

    this is some funny shXX.

  33. Jay says:

    funny. they are really in love, aren’t they? :-)

  34. Karin says:

    Oh, the joy of both this picture and the awesome comments. Thanks for the laughs.

  35. nick says:

    the body language of this piece speaks to me

  36. Harry says:

    did she fart??

  37. That Guy says:

    Maybe, just maybe, that guy was next in line and didn’t realize he was still in the shot.

  38. Samantha says:

    LMAO!

  39. Todd says:

    DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!

  40. Robyn says:

    You know the last thing he said to her was..I’ll go, but I won’t like it!

  41. Nate says:

    This is the funniest one, in my opinion. The picture’s not even that funny, but the caption made me literally fall out of my chair laughing. That had never happened to me in all of my 28 years.

  42. Shzinit says:

    He’s checking out the goods…holla!!!!

  43. Do they even KNOW eachother???

  44. BRENT says:

    WOW! THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETING YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN AT A MALL IN GLEN BURNIE MARYLAND!!! AWESOME!!!

  45. nicole says:

    This was probably a practice pic in a studio for lighting or something…

  46. Cara says:

    Kinda looks like he’s levitating as well, look at his feet.

  47. Deano says:

    It does look like the decorators are about to start painting.

  48. BugEyed says:

    They’re not even married yet and already he’s climbing the walls….

  49. Rottenseed says:

    I think those glasses are official polo safety glasses.

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