The Closeness of You
May 11th, 2009
When you’re madly head-over-heels in love, why not shout it from the rooftops.
(submitted by Kenny)
Tags: Leap Year
The Closeness of You
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
Excuse me, Miss, Does this cloth smell like cloroforme? *I don’t know how you spell it*
Is that Polo horse regulation size?
Their child is also posing for this picture but the camera wasn’t far enough away to get him in the shot.
lol this quite honestly is the funniest thing i have ever taken the time to look at aon the internet, but the fact that yu have time to have catscratch rollaround fits over someones grammar spelling or use of vernacular on a comedy site makes me severely disturbed and afraid for the english language and for the human race alltogether have fun deciphering that for me mrs shirley i love your method anyways
lol! i laughed so hard at this great pic
One song keeps poppin through my head while looking at this pic :
Hey dirty! Baby I got your money don´t you worry I said Hey Dirty!!
ROFL
I don’t blame you Cedric… I wouldn’t want to pose with Stevie when he was dressed like that, either.
hahahahahhshhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaqhahahhahahahahahahahaha. soooooooo awkward.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
This one is my absolute favorite. It’s true, a picture is worth a thousand words.
He’s pissed because he wanted a photo with just him and his beloved crocodile loafers.
I can’t tell, is that a Polo shirt she has on?
Does she not want to be recognized?
Could that POLO logo be any bigger?
Why on earth is she wearing sunglasses inside the photography studio? Anyone who actually sees these photos will know who the woman is. I honestly don’t get it.
Even with the restaining order, they could still take a picture, but he had to stay 6 FT away.
for shure now we know who her fav clothes designer is- it’s hard to miss the red RLauren logo on her polo shirt- nothing but the best for this gal!
Its all about the drama
Dope!
She forgot to shower that day
I think this one with the commentary note below it wins. I laughed so hard, I cried
This picture says you look ridiculous I’m not sitting with you!!
This picture warns us all not to have our engagement pictures done the morning after a huge fight. Awkward!
That’s a POLO shirt and that has to be known
I worked for a semi-private country club for 4 years, and we sold that shirt in the Pro Shop (where I spent 2 of those 4 very agonizing years). My co-worker and I absolutely hated that shirt, and my supervisor called it the “Too Much Pony Shirt.” We couldn’t sell these at a fire sale (with the exception of one woman who GUSHED over this shirt in purple with the big white horsie on it).
As for the guy, he just wanted to show all he had to offer…what a stud!
Hahahahaha, what is this? Were they for real?
why be cool when you can be sooo COLD!
Stan had attepted to escape several times during their marriage. Unfortunately “Deja Vue” would always wing him with either a shoe or a pair of trusty sunglasses that she used like a boomerang.
Well, this just screams “shotgun wedding or her daddy’s shotgun and I will be having a discussion” doesn’t it?
This picture is so full of win! I’m crying!
Hello – this is so classic. The sitting fee only allowed so many poses, so they decided that got far enough from each other, that they could trim each other out for their myspace profile pics, without it looking like they trimmed each other out. It’s all economics here, more for your money.
The Epitome of Awkward. Winner!
i think i went to high school with that guy! if his name is shaheem, man… lol
Man – “can i come out of time out yet?”
He just wanted to make sure his shoes showed up in the photo. The man is VAIN! He wanted his outfit to shine.
photoshopped…..the guy isn’t standing in the same plane as the woman….he looks as if he is standing on something or floating.
Actually I worked as a photographer. He is in the same picture. it’s the cloth that makes him look like he was stuck in there with photoshop…
How do you work as a photographer?You either is or is not.
I what?
“I’m not sitting down until you take those sunglasses off”
“Er… have you seen your shoes? And what’s with the suit? I said smart CASUAL!!! Hence me looking like I’m about to go golfing. The sunglasses stay”
Hahahahahaha!!! OMG it’s like I’m there!!
it all makes sense now….
That is frickin’ hilarious! I didn’t think anything could make this picture funnier…but there you have it. Thanks Hannah! lol
Aquele banquinho e os óculos dela são impagáveis HAHAHAHA rs…
I agree with you
“Now, I -KNOW- you just didn’t let one go back there. Uh-huh!”
He looks like he just accidently wandered on set……
he looks like he posed so if his wife ever found this picture he could claim he wandered on set!
She’s shielding her identity with those big sunglasses because she knows she’s stuck with a jerk. For the moment, anyway. She ditched him right after the photo shoot.
This shot was taken right after Maury announced: “Jamel, you are NOT the father!”
the only thing missing is the over excited crowd…
He was NOT going to let those boots go un-noticed!
hmm…why is she sitting on a magazine rack?
That’s what I was wondering
My parents had one. It is a stool which has steps which fold down, so you can climb up to the top shelf in the kitchen. I’d love to have one.
My grandmother had one too. I just told my mom last week that I wished I had one like Grandma’s…
Cool has rarely seemed more coooooool.
Isolation and intimacy
Even for a shopped picture this is still funny—I think that might actually make it better.
For a person with half a brain you write pretty good, Erica.
For a person who is judges a person’s intelligence, you should learn proper grammar, Martina.
“For a person who is judges a person’s intelligence”
HAHAHAHA — now that is funny.
“you should learn proper grammar, Martina”
Sounds as though you need to take your own advice Monica!!!!
Hehe!! This is actually funnier then the picture
CAT FIGHT!
Is judges??? Hahaa. I agree with Jason.
Besides that, the picture is absolutly hilarious!!!!
And then you spell “absolutely” incorrectly. And then I start a sentence with a preposition. Twice.
Ha!
And is a conjunction…
She didn’t make fun of anyone’s grammar or spelling, but since it fits in this thread here, I’ll point out that Veronica should have said, “funnier THAN the picture.”
It really is. Its so funny to me i start ROFL!!
rofl= rolloing on floor laughing
rofl= rolloing on floor laughing
Rolloing should be rollING
I’m curious, why do you think its shopped?
“I’m curious, why do you think it’s shopped?”
1. He’s leaning back at a funny angle–appears to be defying gravity.
2. His right foot seems to be angled up without anything to support it (the original picture it was taken from would have a solid surface beneath that foot).
3. If you look along the back of his head, his shoulders, back, and back of his leg, you can see the shadow of the area where he was cropped out of the original photo and blended to fit into this photo.
Good eye, Emily! I am impressed!
If anything, the best reason for thinking the photo is “shopped” is that there appears to be a huge difference in their heights ! He’s obviously not a tall man in the first place, but she’s no seven-footer and she looks two feet taller than he does.