The Cottontails
May 11th, 2009
They had us at matching Sears shirts.
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The lady with the black ears looks like she finally got what she wanted. hahah! Her face looks like, “Yes… That’s right, Smile for the camera.”
She makes the men in her life wear pink bunny ears… LMAO!
I just love how Mom is saucily looking at the camera. Grr Tiger!!
I’d want to remain anonymous if that was me in there as well.
Clearly this photo was mom’s idea, and she thinks it’s f***ing hilarious.
This IS the softer side of Sears.
Feeling the pinch of the current recession, Theh Playboy Club has decided to loosen its hiring practices…
Look out! Mom is the saucy lady in the house full of men! LOL
poor reindeer…shouldn’t have been dragged into this LOL
i only have one major problem with this picture… why would they all wear matching Sears shirts, but *GASP* no name-tags!? aww come on!! and mom holding that rudolf stuffed animal is strictly against corporate policy!! =]
I think the heavyset lady in the back works in my cafeteria.
This is just plain old F@!*ing creepy.
I can’t handle the matching Sears shirts! This is too much! This site makes my day everyday!
The arched brow, the smug smile…….oh Mom, you rebel without a clue!
Is that Joy from The View?
Bwahahahahaha, hilarious. What I want to know is wtf Dad is having a p*ss in Mom’s pocket? I don’t smile that wide when relieving myself, well, erm, not unless I’m really fully bustin’ to go.
Sweet.
Wow who cares!!
Chiatronne: You’ve got to explain the photo, bro! My guess is that it is a combo of America’s major holidays rolled into one.
-bunny ears = Easter
-Rudolph = Christmas
-Sears shirts = Halloween
Why is Mom wearing black bunny ears and one is bent? It means “Paul is dead.”
Look at the smug look on her face – she has done it – made her boys completly off limits to the girls muwahahahahaha
I think this photo is missing a pumpkin covered in shamrocks and candy hearts. I mean, if you’re going to include TWO holidays, why not ALL of them?
uh…I’m the kid on the left… I dont’ know how this got on the internet but pardon me while I go jump in front of a truck…
I got the image from Better Off Dead with the Ardvark Costume made out of Ardvark Fur
A family that works at Sears together stays together.
I don’t even understand this clusterf* of a picture.
Mom’s smirk says: “Yeah, I pulled this together despite the protest from my husband and the humiliation my children will suffer. I am a great mom.”
The look on mom’s face says “I have the power in this family”
Hippity hoppity Santa’s on his way?
So, since Leigh knows this sweet, funny family, perhaps she can find out what the heck they were thinking putting pink bunny ears on their boys.
Oh leave Dad alone… the poor guy lost all his fingers at the knuckle.
This is not Easter related at all- This is actually a family of rabbit-human hybrids.
I am the only one who thinks the kid in the back is the mailman’s kid?
is this the combined Christmas-Easter card photo?
Umh, them there rabbits were delicious mom
Mom gets the sexy V-neck Sears shirt instead of Polo. To go with the sexy black rabbit ears. Rowr.
I actually know these folks. They are super sweet and have a lovely sense of humor.
I know the dad, he was a supervisor where I worked – which wasn’t Sears. I can also testify that he’s got a good sense of humor and is a great guy.
Omg too freakin hysterical!! I agree with chgo_liz what is with the playboy black ears?? And is it just me or do those kids not look like either parent…wait that’s the Sears connection, adopt a kid at Sears!!
haha dad had to wear pink ears but mom (at least i think they are the mom and dad) got the black ears. there are soooo many things wrong with this photo i just don’t know where to begin!
I have never seen such a naughty mother in all my life, and I’ve seen yours.
genetics are crazy yo!
the brace face and dad look the same with the same smile.
the smirk happy mom and smug looking son both have a look about them that begs for a backhand across the face
The black ears are from Mom’s wild “Bunny” days…
these poor boys. no one will ever let them live this down
I’m so confused. The ears say Easter but the red shirts and reindeer say Christmas. Perhaps this was a feeble attempt at holiday humor for their annual Christmas card. Ha ha ha……
No one has commented yet on Mom’s “official” (as in Playboy) bunny ears?
Why does mom have “black” ears with only one “bent”? What is that supposed to mean? She has that naughty look on her face with the one peaked eyebrow and smirk. It’s awesome that dad is wearing his beeper in the photo.
I guess the black bunny wears the pants in this household
Bunny ears, Sears, and tears.
The bunny ears makes the kid in the back remind me of Pat.
What the f…. bunny ears and a stuffed reindeer, what kind of sick holiday is this?
your right! the beeper! wtf?
Improper quotation marks make me twitch.
“beeper”!! “yes”. “didnt” even “see” that! “classic!”
OMG, the beeper! I’m freaking dying here!
So it makes you “twitch” when I “talk” like “this”? Me too. It sounds like William Shatner.
He must work in the Craftsmith section of Sears.
Don’t forget the turkey neckties.
oh, ha ha ha ha ha aha aha aha ha ha !
I’m not sure on the photo, but I can definitely say that they are a lovely, hilarious group and the nicest people you’ll ever meet. I’ll ask around.
how do you know them?
I forget which holiday this was for, must be blocked out of my memory.
Dad worked for sears hardware hence the shirts.
I don’t have access to these anymore but there are plenty more eqaully
disturbing themed photos out there.
Now it’s not funny anymore. I didn’t realize these photos can be posted without your approval. I would be mortified if my worst picture ever was on the internet to be laughed at. Don’t jump in front of a truck. It’s a cruel joke by whoever posted it, so try to laugh it off and don’t take it seriously.
I’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess the kid on the left gets beat up at school.
I’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess that chiatronne is not actually the kid on the left.
It is too still funny. It is.
*vroom* *vrooooooom*
LOL! This caption wins the prize!
Easterweenmas?
yeah…I was wondering what holiday they were in season for…The reindeer throws me off…
LOL, funnier than the pic.