The White Stripes

May 12th, 2009

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105 Responses to “The White Stripes”

  1. Simone says:

    Oh, the nineties!

  2. m says:

    nice boatneck guy!!!

  3. Ace says:

    Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

  4. Brien says:

    WTF? WHOA!! anybody looking for a referee?

  5. Bubba Gump says:

    MULLET!

  6. Cookie says:

    Could she be his mom, and the father’s outfit (not shown) was made of the wider stripe? Then their son wore a combination of BOTH their stripes?

  7. Dan says:

    Could be the Mullets, or the Sho Lo’s :-)

  8. Curtis says:

    Tom and Becky were psyched to debut their new figure Skating routine – “The Umpire Strikes Back”

  9. {CB}Marsupial Vomit says:

    OMG! There aren’t enough degrees of Kevin Bacon for this photo!!

    Wait… are they related to Kevin Bacon?

  10. Cherylita says:

    I am trying to figure out what’s going on with the extra bulk of fabric on the girl’s shirt/dress/thing. Is it a skirt and shirt combo and the shirt is extra baggy and hangs over the skirt? Or is it a dress where the skirt part hugs the hips and the mid section has extra fabric that bubbles out? I am so very confused…

  11. bobby smith says:

    someone forgot the eye patch

  12. Dame says:

    He sort of looks like Kirsten Dunst.

  13. Tom says:

    glam shots in prison

  14. I think I know says:

    bobby n sue ellens eyes met during home-ec class as they both reached for the same material. After 20 years of marriage they closed down the boutique and became choreographers for Dancing with the Stars

  15. sassy says:

    Optical Illusion….they are much thinner than they look!

  16. Ledge says:

    I think his torso just tapers off

  17. Shannon says:

    “I’ve alway wanted a twin brother!”

  18. Cathy says:

    Hey, I had that dress! It was from the Victoria’s Secret catalog, and back in the early 90s it was very hot!

  19. Satti says:

    Somebody up there said boat necked blouse LMAOOOO! Don’t you just miss the 80′s?

  20. Hercules_Rockefeller says:

    Poor dad was killed in gondola accident.

  21. Tim says:

    I’d hit it…

  22. Ples says:

    must be dutch people …

  23. mikki says:

    i just had a seizure

  24. Normskies says:

    @Douchbagger: I’m with you, there is definitely something going on above or around the upper lip region.

  25. McFly says:

    Africa called…they want their Zebras back!

  26. Douchebagger Vance says:

    Is it just me, or is he rockin’ a flesh-coloured pederast-stache.

    50-1 he has a sweet van.

  27. KAYSiE NiCKOlE says:

    they look like they had some old skool jail uniforms tailored. HOW COULD YOU GO WRONG!?

  28. BBadger says:

    So that’s what happened to my beach towels.

  29. Arlo Barlow says:

    The guy reminds me of Young Frankenstein.

  30. teamck says:

    OMG I had that dress!!!

  31. ooh crikey, I can feel a grand mal seizure coming on….

  32. HÃ¥kon says:

    The guy looks kinda like Neil Patrick Harris :P

  33. Lis says:

    She looks like Jennifer Nettles from Sugarland.

  34. Steve says:

    Looks like the product of a zebra orgy!

  35. Cute kids, though I like how the background material doesn’t quite cover the background.

  36. Bryanna says:

    OMG, hilarious! They’d make a GREAT pair of figure skaters!

  37. Major Danger says:

    Topeka Sate Medium Security Prison “Conjugal Visit Day”, 1987.

  38. rwb says:

    Welcome to the 1980′s. LOL

  39. Ei says:

    I thought that was Tanya Harding. I was looking for a baseball bat..

  40. EF says:

    I thought that was Tanya Harding

  41. Ryan says:

    Wow… MacGyver, the younger years. An hour later, he’d used the shirt to make a parasail and glided out of the prison.

  42. JoMama says:

    I used to have an outfit like that from a store called “Units” (heh) where you bought a bunch of cotton tops, pants, skirts, etc & could mix and match them. Looking back, they were ugly as s#$%!

  43. Tim says:

    “SO what if we’re brither and sister? We’re in LOVE, dammit!!”

  44. Tim says:

    I think I saw one of the cat members at Medieval Times wearing that dude’s shirt…

  45. gofish133 says:

    Like, that is sooooo totally tubular … I’m so shur

  46. rick says:

    The king and queen from last years mixer at the State Penitentiary

  47. ravenlynne says:

    My eyes are crossing. I think I may have been hypnotized.

  48. Her smile pleases me muchly !

  49. Oh sweet Jeebus! The boat neck / Swan Lake cast off man-blouse is not working for him.

  50. Art says:

    Meet….the Hamburglers!!

  51. Comicsaurus says:

    I concur!

    If only time machines were real, and I were really stealthy……

  52. nasus says:

    yeah, dont’ know if its a pre-teen stache or just invisibly blonde. Wonder what the carpet on the first floor looks like

  53. nasus says:

    lmao!

  54. angel says:

    Haha!!! True.

  55. frameschartreuse says:

    Definitely, JoMama! I thoughts of Units clothing when I first saw this picture. Units had some decent pieces, but those tight tubular skirts were not among them!

  56. mark says:

    The Umpire Stikes Back!!!! That is best one read today!

  57. Josh says:

    I was thinking that same thing

  58. Laura says:

    He has better teeth.

  59. tracybradycartoons says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.. ah the good ole days..

  60. Tara says:

    Wish I would have thought of that!

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