The Dribbler

May 13th, 2009

The Dribbler - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

“Here is my photo. The pee stain kid is me. I guess I should have shook and dance a little more, to keep the last drop from falling in my pants. I’d like to do a follow up, where are they now pic only this time, completely piss my pants.”

(submitted by Jim)

141 Responses to “The Dribbler”

  1. Laura says:

    Oops. I meant GUY.

  2. Dang! I can’t believe they wouldn’t post my comment…Censorship is just wrong!

  3. Dang! I can’t believe they wouldn’t post my comment…Censorship is just wrong!

  4. Dang! I can’t believe they wouldn’t post my comment…Censorship is just wrong!

  5. VicPanic says:

    You can shake and you can dance, but that last drip is in your pants.

    • Julie says:

      I am laughing so so hard and my husband is beside me trying to sleep! He is 30, a pharmacist, and a totally normal guy but this happens ALL the time to him… What is the deal? He always says you never can shake the last drop…

  6. AmandaPanda says:

    This made me laugh hard.
    Also notable are the awkwardly arched eyebrows and the awkward Jordan Knight hair-do!

  7. RenoDavid says:

    Hey, I still do that… (insert embarrassed emoticon here)


  8. ted says:

    that is awesome

  9. frodo says:


  10. Raggedy Android says:

    You can always use toilet paper. It’s not just for girls.

  11. Dave H. says:


  12. Gabriel says:

    **chuckling** classic, it brings me memories because it did happen to me when I was younger. I was just finishing up with hand dishwashing and somehow I got plenty of water splat on my pant which makes it look like I wet my pant. It was so embarassed to stand out for a picture. He’s not alone 🙂 (laughing) now I am not alone. However he’s lucky, it’s a small spot. Mine was huge all the way down to my leg.

  13. Dr Zen says:

    No matter how hard you shake your peg, a few drops will trickle down your leg…

  14. Halfreck says:

    Jim we make our potties in the pee pee room.

  15. Mark says:

    I think it’s Rusty Griswold, circa European Vacation.

  16. Dave F says:

    Way to go Jimmy boy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone is proud of you. Who woulda thunk a wet spot could make one famous – lol!

  17. astronautel says:

    The haircut says it all really.. Tyne Daly’s happy time?

  18. Jim says:

    Hahahaha! Im the guy in that pic! You are all funny as hell with your comments! I cant believe that…
    – I hadnt destroyed that pic
    – My Gram (the photographer) didnt say anything to warn me.
    – I actually posted this on the internet! There will soon be Tshirts im sure.
    BTW- I call the haircut I had on the mantle my “moe” days
    That hair helmet I had took hours to prepare. Do you think Dipsy Doo grew on trees!!???

  19. Madso says:

    I am equally disturbed by him letting his mother sculpt his eyebrows – they obviously use the same template.

  20. Inferno says:

    Looks like a young Richard Marx. Maybe he did wear his sunglasses at night and that explains the squirt.

  21. Inferno says:

    Looks like a young Richard Marx with bad bathroom habits. Maybe he did wear his sunglasses at night and that explains pants pee.

  22. jason says:

    I think that is Theo Epstein!

  23. joe says:

    Hey, the spot happens to all guys at one time or another.
    But the hair that’s the real problem

  24. Tracey says:

    Hahahaha Elizabeth thinks it’s a food stain…

  25. Man from Nantucket says:

    Isn’t that Tyne Daly as a young boy?

  26. OrionM43 says:

    Yep, that happened to me once when I was about that age too. That’s been maybe 30 to 35 years ago now…but it’s still funny!!!

  27. Velvis says:

    This is the result of a son being taught how to shake his weiner by his single mother.

  28. Xtina says:

    Now THAT’S a Christmas tree.

  29. Elizabeth says:

    am I too nice to think it could just be a food stain?

  30. Simon says:

    Hey guys! It’s Ralph Macchio!

  31. Vicky says:

    ummm….time for Photoshop I think lol

  32. Lisa says:

    At least he has better hair now than that 70’s bowl cut peeking out behind Mom. Classic.

  33. Patric says:

    I don’t know about you guys, I’m not really concern about the stains but my issue is I think the mom needs a makeover with her wig! Just kidding lol…

  34. 9021-izo says:

    where is mr. miyagi? daniel really let himself go after giving up karate.

  35. come on people that could be a simple washing up accident ………. pfft

  36. Lori says:

    c’mon maybe he just spilled his christmas punch

  37. sunbunny says:

    Obviously taken before the days of cropping

  38. rick says:

    I always get excited about Christmas, can’t help myself

  39. rwb says:

    Uh, is he still shaking it with his hands in his pocket?

  40. Troy says:

    How unfortunate. Even if it’s not what we think it is, it’s gotta suck to have it documented.

  41. RapidEye says:

    Who wants to bet that this very picture appeared in a slide show at his wedding =-)

  42. Heather says:

    John Mayer is such a publicity wh@re. He’ll do anything to get people to talk about him.

  43. Tusla Responding says:

    For the sake of international understanding, I’ll offer that I’ve always heard it called a “pud,” for “post-urinal drip.” But “Wembley” is better, even if you don’t know about the stadium.

  44. BobTheJanitor says:

    No matter how much you run, jump and prance, the last few drops always end up in your pants!

  45. Jewelsgrl says:

    I like the younger picture of the Dribbler staring up, unsmiling, at the family from the side table. Kinda creepy there.

  46. eggsngrits says:

    I think that the hand in the pocket is suspicious.

  47. PoRL says:

    Shake, baby, shake!!

  48. Curb71 says:

    she is trying to get closer and closer to mom. doesnt want the wet spot to touch her. ewww!

  49. London calling says:

    In the UK, this unfortunate staining is often known as a “wembley”, as it invariably resembles the shape of our national football stadium. Pick your own local oval shaped sports venue and go hog wild…

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