I Am The Walrus
May 16th, 2009
Goo goo g’joob (said quietly).
(submitted by anonymous)
Tags: animals
Goo goo g’joob (said quietly).
(submitted by anonymous)
Tags: animals


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Size Doesn’t Matter

Definitely a real photo. This walrus is not even “excited”. I saw an “excited” walrus when visiting Sea World as a teenager. His “thing” was practically tickling his chin. “arr, arr, arr, arr” I saw this picture and had to share it with everyone who was at Sea World with me that day! What good memories! –my side hurts from laughing so much…
I can most definitely without a doubt tell you it’s Photoshopped. I am a designer, highly trained in Photoshop and use it daily. This isn’t even well done, notice the blurring where the erm… apendage… attaches. Also differences in perspective and shading. FAKE!
The dad saw what we saw.. its clearly obvious.
I doubt this was photoshopped, but it should be! lol.
The accident of fnidnig this post has brightened my day
I can hardly type I’m laughing so much….
IF ITS PHOTOSHOPPED, WHERE WOULD ONE FIND A WALRUS PEN IS TO USE FOR THE EDIT?
PRICELESS
The aspect ratio of the pic. is wrong too!
I just… don’t know how I feel about this… Poor Girl, she will have to to live with the picture for years…
wow thats a big….walrus
WOW. I sure hope the parents didn’t notice that until AFTER the picture was taken. If they knew about it and went ahead with the picture anyway, that’s just wrong. But kind of funny too
I need longer arms!!
Ha!
Did the Walrus eat this family after the photograph was taken? He sure wasn’t a happy puppy. Why did the photographer chop off top of his head but got plenty of feet? I hope someone rescued this animal from such exploitation.
the photog only cut off *cough* one of the heads
Is it dead…? It looks it’s dead to me…
That is a walrus,to the person who asked where the tusks were, he is young and has not grown them fully yet. Yes, they usually keep their “stuff” inside of them when they are moving around.
Is that a banana on your walrus or are you just happy to see me?
… koo koo koo kachoo!
o.O um…
OMG! I love this site. The comments are as funny as the pictures.
Aren’t they though!!! Sometimes they are funnier!
obviously this walrus does not feel the need to drive a big pick-up truck.
HAHAHA right on
word
according to “50 first dates” they do have the second largest in the animal world
isn’t the largest the blue whale’s???
I’m no expert on walrus packages, but the way walruses gallumph around when they’re on dry land would be VERY painful–if not impossible–for them to have junk that sticks out like that. I’m betting that their reproductive organs are on the inside and that this pic is ‘shopped.
Ur probably right
Ahahaha! Peeing a little
So, I saw another photo on this site w/ human nudity, but it was censored with the word AWKWARD, yet this animal is allowed to show his knob? Oh my.. the hypocrisy.
The Walrus’s face was hidden to protect the innocent.
is it even real? if it is… LOL.
“The walrus is your FRIEND!” Seen in elementary school science films.
it’s like a train wreck..can’t ..look..away….
oh my. ohhhhhh….. oh my.
$10 gone forever…
Help! ……Can’t…….. breathe.
If this is a male walrus….where are the tusks? I think it’s photoshoped.
Tusks are removed from most male walruses in captivity.
Actually, I think it’s a seal or sea lion, not really a walrus.
now why wasn’t this photo discarded as soon as it was developed??!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
apparently the photographer was so busy looking at their faces that he failed to see the rest of the shot…
NOTE TO SELF – Don’t let that person take a family photo for me….. EVER! LOL! died laughing!
…….photoshop.
yep … photoshop
Ahahahahahahah! OH my Word! Who would pose in that pic?!?!
bet that kid got an early anatomy lesson LOL
And here’s anoter clue for you all…the walrus was John Holmes!
awesome
bahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna know what the zookeepers are feeding that thing. I’m re-incarnating as a walrus.
I had no idea Walruses were so well endowed.
Do you think Sea World will let me re-enact this for my Christmas card?
Walrus is happy to be there.
So is Mom. Dad is, wisely, holding his impressionable daughter back.
No. He isn’t even happy yet.
the walrus is the only mammal to have a bone in it’s pexxs
Not true. a -lot- of mammals have a bone in their pen is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
lolz. . .opossums do too have a pen is that is
in fact most mammals have bones in them
In fact humans are one of the few mammals without it!
Holy cow, this is so freakin hilarious. I almost just died of laughter.
coo-coo ka…god d*** thats a huge………..
This is a fake picture. Photoshop at it’s best.
OMFG THAT CAN’T BE PHOTO SHOPPED BECAUSE I’M THE LITTLE GIRL FROM IT
YOU POOR, SCARRED, LITTLE GIRL!!!