I Am The Walrus

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175 Responses to “I Am The Walrus”

  1. d. campbell says:

    coo-coo ka…god d*** thats a huge………..

  2. Nicole says:

    Holy cow, this is so freakin hilarious. I almost just died of laughter.

  3. larissa says:

    the walrus is the only mammal to have a bone in it’s pexxs

  4. Rebecca says:

    Walrus is happy to be there.

  5. Valerie says:

    Do you think Sea World will let me re-enact this for my Christmas card?

  6. Paula says:

    I had no idea Walruses were so well endowed.

  7. Zookeeper says:

    I wanna know what the zookeepers are feeding that thing. I’m re-incarnating as a walrus.

  8. Tim says:

    And here’s anoter clue for you all…the walrus was John Holmes!

  9. tanz says:

    bet that kid got an early anatomy lesson LOL

  10. Tasha says:

    Ahahahahahahah! OH my Word! Who would pose in that pic?!?!

  11. Emily says:

    …….photoshop.

  12. NathanJunior says:

    NOTE TO SELF – Don’t let that person take a family photo for me….. EVER! LOL! died laughing!

  13. emm says:

    apparently the photographer was so busy looking at their faces that he failed to see the rest of the shot…

  14. Hambone says:

    now why wasn’t this photo discarded as soon as it was developed??!!

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  15. Mandy says:

    If this is a male walrus….where are the tusks? I think it’s photoshoped.

  16. Me says:

    Help! ……Can’t…….. breathe.

  17. Araxie says:

    $10 gone forever…

  18. Monica says:

    oh my. ohhhhhh….. oh my.

  19. Neko-chan says:

    it’s like a train wreck..can’t ..look..away….

  20. Jimmy says:

    “The walrus is your FRIEND!” Seen in elementary school science films.

  21. Loochh says:

    is it even real? if it is… LOL.

  22. Gus says:

    The Walrus’s face was hidden to protect the innocent.

  23. D. Marcus says:

    So, I saw another photo on this site w/ human nudity, but it was censored with the word AWKWARD, yet this animal is allowed to show his knob? Oh my.. the hypocrisy.

  24. Laura says:

    Ahahaha! Peeing a little

  25. Count Blah says:

    I’m no expert on walrus packages, but the way walruses gallumph around when they’re on dry land would be VERY painful–if not impossible–for them to have junk that sticks out like that. I’m betting that their reproductive organs are on the inside and that this pic is ’shopped.

  26. Angie says:

    according to “50 first dates” they do have the second largest in the animal world

  27. Joseph says:

    obviously this walrus does not feel the need to drive a big pick-up truck.

  28. satchuralman says:

    OMG! I love this site. The comments are as funny as the pictures.

  29. Happy T-Rex says:

    … koo koo koo kachoo!

  30. Anon says:

    Is that a banana on your walrus or are you just happy to see me?

  31. magicboa says:

    That is a walrus,to the person who asked where the tusks were, he is young and has not grown them fully yet. Yes, they usually keep their “stuff” inside of them when they are moving around.

  32. Jen says:

    Is it dead…? It looks it’s dead to me…

  33. Flim Springfield says:

    Did the Walrus eat this family after the photograph was taken? He sure wasn’t a happy puppy. Why did the photographer chop off top of his head but got plenty of feet? I hope someone rescued this animal from such exploitation.

  34. Tom says:

    I need longer arms!!

  35. Ashley says:

    WOW. I sure hope the parents didn’t notice that until AFTER the picture was taken. If they knew about it and went ahead with the picture anyway, that’s just wrong. But kind of funny too

  36. WALKER says:

    wow thats a big….walrus

  37. Alyssa139 says:

    I just… don’t know how I feel about this… Poor Girl, she will have to to live with the picture for years…

  38. Vlad says:

    The aspect ratio of the pic. is wrong too!

  39. Rachel says:

    You know why. We all know why. Because its flipping hilarious.

  40. arwen says:

    hahaha they cropped the wrong head, to be exact…

  41. preciousdiamond says:

    LOL!!

  42. Chet says:

    Ugh, I’m so tired of people claiming every funny picture is photoshopped. Get over yourself.

  43. CeCe says:

    “hate to be a party pooper”

    Sure you do, that’s why your name is party pooper, huh? Right…

  44. Sis says:

    LOL and slapped the table at that one!

  45. Formica says:

    The heavy petting zoo.

  46. Curb71 says:

    ahahh hhahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah/1!!!

  47. pam says:

    love it! hahhahaa

  48. Georgia says:

    happy walrus? haha

  49. KC says:

    LOL, hilarious!

  50. meri says:

    OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA- hurts to laugh…

  51. Rach says:

    Good one! LOL

  52. Laff says:

    OH MY GOODNESS….that is classic.

  53. Actionsnapz says:

    sorry for repeat posts

  54. Amy says:

    I agree!!

  55. Amy says:

    agreed

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