I Am The Walrus

May 16th, 2009

Goo goo g’joob (said quietly).

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193 Responses to “I Am The Walrus”

  1. Oh my God, that’s disgusting… why the hell would you even CONSIDER posting that picture on WordPress?!

  2. me says:

    The Johnsons family photo.

  3. terri says:

    once you go walrus, you never go back.

  4. Simon says:

    Ah, I was proud when I returned the walrus costume that evening!

  5. Major Danger says:

    I think that walrus used to be my gym teacher.

  6. Mark says:

    Man, someone needs to get that poor creature a banana hammock.

  7. brian says:

    it’s a compound walrus bow

  8. Lili says:

    oh, Christ! This is sooooooooo ridiculous! hahahah

  9. Griff says:

    I really hope that wasn’t at a petting zoo.

  10. thamar says:

    nossa mt dez as fotos essa entao ta muito ilaria!!

  11. celio says:

    Muito interessante!! Tem umas fotos da minha familia que deveriam estar nesse
    blog! Como faço para doá-las?

  12. vasti aguiar says:

    uau…
    rsrsrs…
    sem comentarios…rsrsrs…

  13. Lori says:

    ah, animals in thier most natural state…

  14. AhuahuaHAuaHUAhu

    Very Good!!

  15. arwen says:

    Ewww…gross! I’ll never look at a walrus the same way again, fake or not!

  16. GABY says:

    IMPRESSIVE

  17. kabrutus says:

    FAIL!!!!!

  18. Colleen says:

    Did you know that a male walrus possesses the largest penis of any land mammal? Well, NOW YOU DO!
    You’re welcome.

  19. Tim says:

    KOO KOO Ka-JOOB!!

  20. Man from Nantucket says:

    Is the photo cropped to protect the identity of the walrus?

  21. Xtina says:

    Mazel tov!

  22. Anne says:

    Coo coo ca choo.

  23. Don Young says:

    I would like to hire this fellow for a visit to Congress. Please get in touch w/rates and availability.

  24. Heather says:

    I like how the Walrus has one hand on his hip and the other in the air. He’s saying hurry up and take the picture. I got somethin I need to take care of.

  25. Tennesee Tuxedo says:

    Yeah, the mom knew…. look at the smile on her face and then look at the dad’s face HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  26. Girlgeek says:

    I am pleased to see that animal rights were considered when publishing this photo on the internet- though a bar over the eyes of the walrus would suffice in protecting his anonimity.

  27. Girlgeek says:

    I am pleased to see that animal rights were considered when publishing this photo- though a bar over the eyes of the walrus would suffice.

  28. DC says:

    It’s easy to see why they preferred to sit behind rather than in front

  29. Ellalee says:

    In this day and age of immodesty and perversion, I’m still quite shocked. My Victorian sensibilities have been imposed upon.

  30. party pooper says:

    hate to be a party pooper but that walrus wang is photoshopped :/ But seriously, all wangs aside, this picture is still sort of awkward.

  31. Malicious says:

    Wondering what the animal was doing when the happy family decided to take a photo !

  32. Funk2thapeople says:

    wooo boi, thats one large door bell hanging off that robot. ( I am referring to its tail)

  33. Harp player says:

    From the size of the walrus’s hands, I feel I can accurately infer that it is in actual fact a robot. Whilst I could be wrong, it would be foolish to dismiss the possibility.

  34. Jethro says:

    I could be wrong, but I have a strong hunch that the mentioned ‘walrus’ is in fact a robot.

  35. Ummm….that’s nasty.

  36. Beth says:

    do walruses really sit like that? it seems as though he’s uncomfortable…and yet comfortable at the same time.

  37. Skyd says:

    I wish I was a Walrus aswell!

  38. Debbie says:

    Wonder how often that child asks ” what happened to the picture of the walrus mummy?”

  39. Laura says:

    GROSS!!!!!

  40. Demetri says:

    Why wouldn’t the photographer say “wait, wait. I can see the walrus’ penis.”?

  41. Melissa says:

    I wonder how old the little girl will be when mom & dad finally show her this picture.

  42. P. says:

    At least someone was excited to have their picture taken.

  43. Vis says:

    At least it seems to be enjoying itself. Look at that expression!

  44. That reminds me, I was supposed to call my boyfriend.

  45. Erin says:

    Everyone mournz the loss of their bukkeh a little differently…

  46. Alina says:

    that’s definitely a lot more than i would have liked to see of that walrus!

  47. Lulu says:

    The answers the age old question…how do you make a family portrait become so darned obcene without being arrested?

  48. Dave says:

    I like the fact that they cropped the edge… but it happened to be the wrong edge.

  49. Rachel says:

    You know why. We all know why. Because its flipping hilarious.

  50. arwen says:

    hahaha they cropped the wrong head, to be exact…

  51. preciousdiamond says:

    LOL!!

  52. Chet says:

    Ugh, I’m so tired of people claiming every funny picture is photoshopped. Get over yourself.

  53. CeCe says:

    “hate to be a party pooper”

    Sure you do, that’s why your name is party pooper, huh? Right…

  54. Sis says:

    LOL and slapped the table at that one!

  55. Formica says:

    The heavy petting zoo.

  56. Curb71 says:

    ahahh hhahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah/1!!!

  57. pam says:

    love it! hahhahaa

  58. Georgia says:

    happy walrus? haha

  59. KC says:

    LOL, hilarious!

  60. meri says:

    OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA- hurts to laugh…

  61. Rach says:

    Good one! LOL

  62. Laff says:

    OH MY GOODNESS….that is classic.

  63. Jerseyshoregirl says:

    Snort and guffaw.

  64. rosemary says:

    BAHAHAHAAH, I LOVE IT

  65. Actionsnapz says:

    sorry for repeat posts

  66. Amy says:

    I agree!!

  67. Ryane says:

    Yeah really! This is a fine example of a picture that needed to be photoshopped! LMAO!!!

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