I Am The Walrus

May 16th, 2009

Goo goo g’joob (said quietly).

(submitted by anonymous)

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193 Responses to “I Am The Walrus”

  1. cheryl says:

    cut his nose off in spite of his…..

  2. jarm says:

    “SEE WORLD”

  3. LOL says:

    I laughed so hard I nearly peed!

  4. AnnaHopn says:

    Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.
    AnnaHopn

  5. motaboy says:

    no caption needed

  6. Ella says:

    This is fu**ng sad :( people should just leave animals in their natural habitat

  7. RCB says:

    OK, all four of my comments from earlier ended up posting. Disregard three of them.

  8. RCB says:

    It’s fake, I can prove it, but this site won’t let me post the proof. Hmmm.

  9. RCB says:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69953708@N00/373266200

    A still photo trumps a video that’s blurry and you don’t really know what you’re seeing.

    Want me to contact our local zoo?

  10. Mrs.Fonebone says:

    This walrus definitely needs to get his bucket back.
    Immediately!

  11. Alex says:

    Who would waste time photoshopping a walrus penis?

  12. lukas says:

    noooo.. dont take this into your family album! :D

  13. franklin says:

    I think it’s pretty obvious that this one is shooped.

  14. Luna says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Imagine the when the family is looking back on there Family Vacation photos and the little girl asks “whats that” what is the family gonna say? lol

  15. Chris says:

    As John Lennon sang: ‘Here’s another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.’

  16. Molly D says:

    Ding Dong…christmas card calling. Hello!! You know it’s cheaper to go to Sea World during mating season…oh the photo ops.

  17. Cammie says:

    I hate to burst your bubble Al & RCB. Just go to youtube & type in walrus penis and you will see a Sea World swim by with VERY MUCH an “outie”. Nothing internal about that guy!
    And it doesn’t appear to be photoshopped. The pixel ratio is a match & looks right. Truly an awkward family photo (and the funniest part is.. the family probably had NO idea until they got home!)

  18. Kayla says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozyIAVaM5BA
    Sorry guys NOT photo shopped!! Stop trying to spoil the fun by thinking you are smarter than everyone and the only person who can spot a fake just let it be funny!

  19. cunninghamster says:

    On the first page of comments “Mark” stated that someone should get the walrus a banana hammock. I was thinking that since the walrus is a big fan of fish, wouldn’t a codpiece be more appropriate?

  20. david says:

    Walrenus!

  21. dude says:

    is that an outtie?

  22. Jetboy says:

    Paul! Put that thing away!

  23. That is hysterical, and Al, don’t feel so bad. I did the same thing. :-D

  24. theox1971 says:

    Goo goo g’joob

  25. Jon says:

    Ha! Ew.

  26. Istvan says:

    Well, I think this was totally a pose by the walrus. Take a good look, he looks like he knows that it will look good on the family picture :) )

  27. Amy says:

    Have you read “Ode to an Oosik”?

  28. Joe says:

    Why is the mother smiling?

  29. Ames says:

    Is that his “O” face?

  30. RCB says:

    Al is right. A walrus’s penis is internal. And it has a bone, not like flippy-floppy up there. Still a funny picture. But staged.

  31. Stunned says:

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. pony boy says:

    RE: iknowitshardtothinkaboutanythingelsebut’s comment:
    Um, considering that this looks like Sea World, and walruses regularly go onto dry land to sleep, mate, roar, fight… then no. Not bizarre. =p

  33. OMGF says:

    feel like a biological class..

  34. party pooper says:

    CeCe … that’s the JOKE.
    Sheesh!
    And just for the record, photoshopped or not doesn’t really matter… it is still a darn funny pic.

  35. LSS says:

    This is very funny!!!

    Is the Brazil in the Web.

  36. CCTK says:

    Show-off.

  37. Tenley says:

    I’ll be a bum too and tell everyone that I’m almost positive that that thing’s wheeny is photoshopped. Still a funny shot, but that’s just what I think.

  38. Morgana says:

    I think it’s the law to have a red blinking light on that thing. At least a wide load sign.

  39. iknowitshardtothinkaboutanythingelsebut says:

    does anyone else think it’s weird that a walrus is just sitting like that in the middle of dry land? aren’t they normally in water? seems bizarre to me….

  40. Georgia says:

    Paul McCartney?! is that you?

  41. GK says:

    Could be a hernia

  42. Sandy says:

    ::sigh:: I’m lonely now

  43. Jennifer H says:

    If that walrus was named Henry VIII, it wouldn’t surprise me.

  44. Karen says:

    Anne beat me to it: Koo Koo Ka Choo

  45. pam says:

    LMAO!!! disturbia

  46. Jess says:

    OMG i just have one thing to say about that picture EWWWW!!!!!

  47. Horse Wrangler says:

    I could be wrong, but I am close to certain its a compound bow

    • Easily Amused says:

      Horse Wrangler: OMG, LMAO!!!!

      BTW: This is not photoshopped, walruses have penises too! ;) ) I believe someone
      may be jealous!!! LMAO!

  48. Al says:

    Ok all.. get over it.. clearly photoshopped penis. Take 5 seconds to look it up and you’ll see that’s not what a walrus’ penis looks like … damn, did I really look up walrus penis!?

  49. Tata says:

    Meu… que horror!!! hahahaha adorei!!!

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