I Am The Walrus

May 16th, 2009

And nobody will ever forget it.

(submitted by Amy)


198 Responses to “I Am The Walrus”

  1. Troy says:

    I don’t care if it’s photoshopped or not. I think it’s funny that none of you can type the word penis it’s not his “thing” or “appendage” it’s a penis get over it.

  2. heather says:

    Definitely a real photo. This walrus is not even “excited”. I saw an “excited” walrus when visiting Sea World as a teenager. His “thing” was practically tickling his chin. “arr, arr, arr, arr” I saw this picture and had to share it with everyone who was at Sea World with me that day! What good memories! –my side hurts from laughing so much…

  3. Steph says:

    I can most definitely without a doubt tell you it’s Photoshopped. I am a designer, highly trained in Photoshop and use it daily. This isn’t even well done, notice the blurring where the erm… apendage… attaches. Also differences in perspective and shading. FAKE!

  4. Scripted says:

    The dad saw what we saw.. its clearly obvious.

    I doubt this was photoshopped, but it should be! lol.

  5. Riri says:

    I can hardly type I’m laughing so much….

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  8. Vlad says:

    The aspect ratio of the pic. is wrong too!

  9. Alyssa139 says:

    I just… don’t know how I feel about this… Poor Girl, she will have to to live with the picture for years…

  10. WALKER says:

    wow thats a big….walrus

  11. Ashley says:

    WOW. I sure hope the parents didn’t notice that until AFTER the picture was taken. If they knew about it and went ahead with the picture anyway, that’s just wrong. But kind of funny too

  12. Tom says:

    I need longer arms!!

  13. Flim Springfield says:

    Did the Walrus eat this family after the photograph was taken? He sure wasn’t a happy puppy. Why did the photographer chop off top of his head but got plenty of feet? I hope someone rescued this animal from such exploitation.

  14. Jen says:

    Is it dead…? It looks it’s dead to me…

  15. magicboa says:

    That is a walrus,to the person who asked where the tusks were, he is young and has not grown them fully yet. Yes, they usually keep their “stuff” inside of them when they are moving around.

  16. Anon says:

    Is that a banana on your walrus or are you just happy to see me?

  17. Happy T-Rex says:

    … koo koo koo kachoo!

  18. satchuralman says:

    OMG! I love this site. The comments are as funny as the pictures.

  19. Joseph says:

    obviously this walrus does not feel the need to drive a big pick-up truck.

  20. Angie says:

    according to “50 first dates” they do have the second largest in the animal world

  21. Count Blah says:

    I’m no expert on walrus packages, but the way walruses gallumph around when they’re on dry land would be VERY painful–if not impossible–for them to have junk that sticks out like that. I’m betting that their reproductive organs are on the inside and that this pic is ‘shopped.

      • joypot says:

        they’d have to come out some time. like cats. else they’d jus kinda scissor… you can’t have 2 mammals with fully internal organs reproduce without medical assistance and a bit o help from an external organ. pretty sure walrus’ don’t rely on ivf or sperm extraction/donation.

  22. Laura says:

    Ahahaha! Peeing a little

  23. D. Marcus says:

    So, I saw another photo on this site w/ human nudity, but it was censored with the word AWKWARD, yet this animal is allowed to show his knob? Oh my.. the hypocrisy.

  24. Gus says:

    The Walrus’s face was hidden to protect the innocent.

  25. Loochh says:

    is it even real? if it is… LOL.

  26. Jimmy says:

    “The walrus is your FRIEND!” Seen in elementary school science films.

  27. Neko-chan says:

    it’s like a train wreck..can’t ..look..away….

  28. Monica says:

    oh my. ohhhhhh….. oh my.

  29. Araxie says:

    $10 gone forever…

  30. Me says:

    Help! ……Can’t…….. breathe.

  31. Mandy says:

    If this is a male walrus….where are the tusks? I think it’s photoshoped.

  32. Hambone says:

    now why wasn’t this photo discarded as soon as it was developed??!!


  33. emm says:

    apparently the photographer was so busy looking at their faces that he failed to see the rest of the shot…

  34. NathanJunior says:

    NOTE TO SELF – Don’t let that person take a family photo for me….. EVER! LOL! died laughing!

  35. Emily says:


  36. Tasha says:

    Ahahahahahahah! OH my Word! Who would pose in that pic?!?!

  37. tanz says:

    bet that kid got an early anatomy lesson LOL

  38. Tim says:

    And here’s anoter clue for you all…the walrus was John Holmes!

  39. Zookeeper says:

    I wanna know what the zookeepers are feeding that thing. I’m re-incarnating as a walrus.

  40. Paula says:

    I had no idea Walruses were so well endowed.

  41. Valerie says:

    Do you think Sea World will let me re-enact this for my Christmas card?

  42. Rebecca says:

    Walrus is happy to be there.

  43. larissa says:

    the walrus is the only mammal to have a bone in it’s pexxs

  44. Nicole says:

    Holy cow, this is so freakin hilarious. I almost just died of laughter.

  45. d. campbell says:

    coo-coo ka…god d*** thats a huge………..

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