Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue
May 23rd, 2009
We couldn’t think of a more awkward way to commemorate Memorial Day weekend.
(submitted by Julia)
Tags: 4th of July, denim, flag, mullets
Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue
I think what he was trying to convey was that under his 80′s shredded jeans, he was really a 12th century knight in chainmail….
Omg I remember those jeans!
There can be only one!
I find it amazing that with that sharp sword that he was able to shred our beloved American Flag and cut the F out of his jeans, and not even focus on cutting the most important thing….His Hair !!!
His jeans tell me he isn’t too good with that sword.
Doesn’t this belong with the Mullet contest?
Hey, where’d you get a picture of me in high school?
did anyone else notice the laces running up the “shins” of the jeans??
Ugh. If the flag is tattered, it should be burned out of respect. >->
Thats freedom man, and if you dont like it you can just the hell out!
I cant believe no one has noticed the handcuff belt buckle!
I didn’t until I saw your post !! lol too funny….what happens if ya gotta pee really bad?? and ya can’t find the key?!?! (because it slipped through the hole in the pocket of those shredded jeans!! lol)
Lol! Just that thought made me laugh even harder!
NOT the jeans!!
My son did this Christmas morning one year. $50 of my hard earned money for a new pair of jeans … and in 20 minutes they looked very similar to these jeans… You gotta love ‘em
Shredded WEET lol
That should have been a shredded confederate flag
Love the theme!
Ted Nugent would be proud brother. Stay the course.
Maybe he should have just worn the chainmail tights and ditched the shredded jeans; would have fir the sword better.
*laugh* I SO would have had a crush on this guy in jr. high!
I totally had those jeans too! Shredded them myself!
I have a crush right now!
He’s got a little Captain in him, too.
Nothing says “bada**” like snakeskin spandex under shredded jeans!!
That’s a Knights of Columbus sword, I’m sure of it.
I agree, it is a color corps sword
He instantly regretted what he had done to the flag behind him, and in an orgy of remorse shredded his own pants…
No, it’s snake skin spandex!
Is that chainmail? Under the 80′s acid wash? Coolest guy in town.
No, it’s snake skin spandex, look closely.
Edward Swordhands.
I just felt inspired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”
Inspired, typo ,sorry..
I just felt indppired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”
LOL
I frickin’ love Journey, yo!
Good thing he’s got another pair of pants on underneath….
We get it the sword is sharp.
It looks like he and the flag went through a shredder… but the mullet-type hairdo failed to be cut
Dad: THOSE are the jeans I paid 50 bucks for???