Shred, White, and Blue

May 23rd, 2009

Shred, White, and Blue - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

We couldn’t think of a more awkward way to commemorate Memorial Day weekend.

(submitted by Julia)

206 Responses to “Shred, White, and Blue”

  1. Leslie L. says:

    Dude are those British Knights with your Z. Cavaricci’s?!

  2. mary says:

    What’s he wearing underneath? Would that be……..tights?

  3. Bryan says:

    Dude, just got back from tiiiime traaaveling. Brought back some totally cool memorabilia for our class project.

  4. Pen says:

    I think what he was trying to convey was that under his 80’s shredded jeans, he was really a 12th century knight in chainmail….

  5. Vela says:

    Omg I remember those jeans!

  6. Miss Liz says:

    There can be only one!

  7. Smartazz says:

    I find it amazing that with that sharp sword that he was able to shred our beloved American Flag and cut the F out of his jeans, and not even focus on cutting the most important thing….His Hair !!!

  8. matt says:

    His jeans tell me he isn’t too good with that sword.

  9. Jerseyshoregirl says:

    Doesn’t this belong with the Mullet contest?

  10. Eric says:

    Hey, where’d you get a picture of me in high school?

  11. Meesh says:

    did anyone else notice the laces running up the “shins” of the jeans??

  12. Caitlin says:

    Ugh. If the flag is tattered, it should be burned out of respect. >->

  13. Adam says:

    I cant believe no one has noticed the handcuff belt buckle!

    • Meesh says:

      I didn’t until I saw your post !! lol too funny….what happens if ya gotta pee really bad?? and ya can’t find the key?!?! (because it slipped through the hole in the pocket of those shredded jeans!! lol)

      • Ineedalaugh says:

        Lol! Just that thought made me laugh even harder!
        My son did this Christmas morning one year. $50 of my hard earned money for a new pair of jeans … and in 20 minutes they looked very similar to these jeans… You gotta love ’em 🙂 NOT the jeans!!

  14. John says:

    Shredded WEET lol

  15. bee says:

    That should have been a shredded confederate flag

  16. F'Yeah says:

    Ted Nugent would be proud brother. Stay the course.

  17. Jim Adams says:

    Maybe he should have just worn the chainmail tights and ditched the shredded jeans; would have fir the sword better.

  18. Danica D. says:

    *laugh* I SO would have had a crush on this guy in jr. high!

    I totally had those jeans too! Shredded them myself!

  19. Leigh says:

    He’s got a little Captain in him, too.

  20. Lacey says:

    Nothing says “bada**” like snakeskin spandex under shredded jeans!!

  21. Brian says:

    That’s a Knights of Columbus sword, I’m sure of it.

  22. Robin says:

    He instantly regretted what he had done to the flag behind him, and in an orgy of remorse shredded his own pants…

  23. azalea says:

    No, it’s snake skin spandex!

  24. seedeeduck says:

    Is that chainmail? Under the 80’s acid wash? Coolest guy in town.

  25. JaylBayt says:

    Edward Swordhands.

  26. Neko-chan says:

    I just felt inspired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”

  27. Neko-chan says:

    Inspired, typo ,sorry..

  28. Neko-chan says:

    I just felt indppired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”

  29. Jaxon says:

    Good thing he’s got another pair of pants on underneath….

  30. nathan says:

    We get it the sword is sharp.

  31. laughing_hard says:

    It looks like he and the flag went through a shredder… but the mullet-type hairdo failed to be cut

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