Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue

May 23rd, 2009

We couldn’t think of a more awkward way to commemorate Memorial Day weekend.

(submitted by Julia)

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197 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue”

  1. laughing_hard says:

    It looks like he and the flag went through a shredder… but the mullet-type hairdo failed to be cut

  2. nathan says:

    We get it the sword is sharp.

  3. Jaxon says:

    Good thing he’s got another pair of pants on underneath….

  4. Neko-chan says:

    I just felt indppired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”

  5. Neko-chan says:

    Inspired, typo ,sorry..

  6. Neko-chan says:

    I just felt inspired to listen to ”Don’t Stop Believin”

  7. JaylBayt says:

    Edward Swordhands.

  8. seedeeduck says:

    Is that chainmail? Under the 80’s acid wash? Coolest guy in town.

  9. azalea says:

    No, it’s snake skin spandex!

  10. Robin says:

    He instantly regretted what he had done to the flag behind him, and in an orgy of remorse shredded his own pants…

  11. Brian says:

    That’s a Knights of Columbus sword, I’m sure of it.

  12. Lacey says:

    Nothing says “bada**” like snakeskin spandex under shredded jeans!!

  13. Leigh says:

    He’s got a little Captain in him, too.

  14. Danica D. says:

    *laugh* I SO would have had a crush on this guy in jr. high!

    I totally had those jeans too! Shredded them myself!

  15. Jim Adams says:

    Maybe he should have just worn the chainmail tights and ditched the shredded jeans; would have fir the sword better.

  16. F'Yeah says:

    Ted Nugent would be proud brother. Stay the course.

  17. Connor says:

    Love the theme!

  18. bee says:

    That should have been a shredded confederate flag

  19. John says:

    Shredded WEET lol

  20. Adam says:

    I cant believe no one has noticed the handcuff belt buckle!

    • Meesh says:

      I didn’t until I saw your post !! lol too funny….what happens if ya gotta pee really bad?? and ya can’t find the key?!?! (because it slipped through the hole in the pocket of those shredded jeans!! lol)

  21. Caitlin says:

    Ugh. If the flag is tattered, it should be burned out of respect. >->

  22. Meesh says:

    did anyone else notice the laces running up the “shins” of the jeans??

  23. Eric says:

    Hey, where’d you get a picture of me in high school?

  24. Jerseyshoregirl says:

    Doesn’t this belong with the Mullet contest?

  25. matt says:

    His jeans tell me he isn’t too good with that sword.

  26. Smartazz says:

    I find it amazing that with that sharp sword that he was able to shred our beloved American Flag and cut the F out of his jeans, and not even focus on cutting the most important thing….His Hair !!!

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