Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue
May 23rd, 2009
We couldn’t think of a more awkward way to commemorate Memorial Day weekend.
(submitted by Julia)
Tags: 4th of July, denim, flag, mullets
Saturday Night Special: Shred, White, and Blue
…By the power of Gayskull…
this looks like what joe dirt would wear
“Sweet home Alabama,
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama,
Lord, I’m coming home to you”
There can be only one!!!
I’d bet my life savings this guy was a pretty big fan of Iron Maiden.
He just cut up “Old Glory” get him! Freakin White Snake fan!
i think this pic originally included mittens the cat…
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
How has no one noticed that he has @$^%! HANDCUFFS for a belt buckle ?!
whoops. Double post.
What I want to know is:
How in the holy hell has no one noticed the HANDCUFFS he has for a belt buckle !?
This screams AMERICA. No citizen of any other country could put together a picture of this magnitude. LOL
Except for Sarah Palin…oooh now there’s a time for photoshop maybe the two would be a little less weird if the people switched backgrounds.
I have just lost the will to live. SO FUNNY THOUGH.
Is the point that he shredded both his pants AND the flag? So it’s pro U.S. or anti? And is it pro PANTS or anti? Hard to tell what the intended statement was supposed to be!
When I saw this photo, Bruce Sprinsteen’s born in the USA started playin in my head.
I LOL’d at this comment. And I’m alone in my room. o_O My mom must think I’m crazy
Circa 1993?
wow…
first of all…why a sword?? second…you know he was so proud of this when it happened he prob told his band about it ad they were jelous
MACLEOD!!!!!!!!!!! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!
Business in the front, mayhem in the back.
Wow. 1988?
I had those pants – minus the chain mail.
They became immodestly unwearable by 1989. Could’a gotten another couple of years out of them if I had chainmail undies.
If you will only LEAD they would follow, I would follow….
hahahaha… FREEDOM!!!
this is literally, no joke, a picture of my friend taken when he was in high school!!
kudos to you for calling him your friend! was he a big fan of the movie, “Joe Dirt”?
My new wallpaper (and hopefully new boyfriend)!
so he destroyed his pants AND the flagg with that sword?
Are those british knights shoes, if so, the irony is not lost on me.
the new rockstar …hahahahaha…
very funny!
look what the sword done to his jeans
Proving once again that chain mail is not only fashionable, it is also functional
Even Macgyver would cry!
His parents regret giving him that sword, he’s ruined all his pants trying to use it
…and the flag
…this is the most baddass thing I have ever seen…I would follow this man.
sword and the stonedwashed
hahah! you did not get enough credit for this… lol
Torn on the Fourth of July.
I. Love. It.
(Almost as much as I love “this man” in the photo.)
One word deffinition of this photo…. RADICAL!
I think that the flag is ripped because he was defending it, and his jeans got in the way. What a stud.
This picture is strangely awesome.
Is that a Bugle Boy shirt? Body Glove did a similar series of “heat activated” tie-dye shirts and I am certain Bugle Boy ripped it off. Amazing. I don’t know what chainmail is, but if it’s the stuff under his jeans I’m impressed. It looks like he used that sword to slash both his jeans and the flag behind him before the shoot.
DON’T KNOW WHAT CHAIN MAIL IS?!?!
I’m not sure if that makes you uneducated or just ungeeky.
Yes, that’s a BB shirt but it’s just plain tie-dye. As far as the Bugle Boy vs Body Glove thing, they BOTH stole the idea/process from a company called Hyper Colour. All discontinued because the process eventually stopped working in the material but often after permanently changing the colour of high heat body areas, leaving most often discoloured armpits.
Not a plus for anyone.
Them’s some snakeskin Zubas under them jeans!
After much mental debate, and to his mom’s chagrin, Tommy Lee opted for the sword prop, leaving the compound bow at home.
Oh for the love of the flying spaghetti monster someone get the scissors away from Chad!!
SEXY!!!!! hahahaaaa
Still rockin’ America. All day. All night.
Ah ha ha ha! Perfect!
He’s way too skinny for that to be chainmail under what’s left of the jeans… Maybe tights that look like chainmail, which would fit in better with his ensemblage.
A photo like that would make any mom proud!
There can be only one!
I think this was an ad for LA Gear
This guy must have left a Dungeons and Dragons tourney for this photoshoot.
The “Flim Flam” is chain mail armor…I think. But the high tops, the cuff belt buckle, and the mullet are what ties it all together.
You must be a hard-work knight!
Or a out-of-work knight….
D: “He rode his bike to that photo shoot, with the sword. The jeans looked brand new when he left home.”
OMG, Thank you for the LOL.
I also ask, what the flim flam is under those pants? Snake skin?
not snake skin…chainmaille
Those are Hammer Pants! Hammah-time!
no no no… those are leggings with snakeskin print.
aren´t they just the manliest piece of clothing you´ve ever seen?
“The Sword and the Stoned”