Shotgun Wedding

May 28th, 2009

Shotgun Wedding - Wedding

Protecting the sanctity of marriage.

(submitted by Anthony)

170 Responses to “Shotgun Wedding”

  1. Newton says:

    I do. Cover me.

  2. Jon says:

    I think i know who the best man is…

  3. Anon says:

    Maybe it was a proposal she could not refuse.

  4. Rachelle says:

    I love this! i dont think its awkward its awesome!

  5. Joanne says:

    This gives new meaning to the term “FAMILY”.

  6. 45 Ruger Gal says:

    I love this pic… haha you got the guy kneeling with a rifle and a decent scope, the guy on the right has a shotgun, the one on the left looks like he’s holding a 45 of some sort (actually maybe that’s also a 9mm) and of course for the bride has a pistol (9 mm)… definately not a family to mess with. When this couple has kids…haha it will be an interesting one. side note… doesn’t the guy on the left have an uncanny resemblance to k-fed?

  7. harold says:

    crazy they might just shoot ya for looking at them funny

  8. Lupita says:

    The only thing missing in this pix is TONY SOPRANO!

    I can imagine the face on the photographer when it came to paying the bill, he probably just said: It’s on the house!

  9. Kirstin B says:

    ‘Speak now or forever hold your piece’

  10. Steven says:

    i wonder what to happy couple got for weddings gifts;
    Hand grenades
    Body Armor
    and a couple of different launchers for RPGs like;
    catapult
    Rocket Launcher
    Slingshot

  11. Casandra says:

    i would totally take my wedding pictures like this!

  12. Elizabeth says:

    hey, who doesn’t secretly wish to take their armory to the wedding

  13. Awkward Turtle says:

    I’m more disturbed by the sneakers with tuxedos than I am by the guns.

  14. Tina says:

    I love the married to the mob title, that would’ve been great! This is a great pic, AND as someone else pointed out…no fingers on triggers, very good examples and the humor is great!

  15. springjack says:

    It was easy to shop for them; they had registered at Cabela’s, The Ammo Store, and Chico’s Bail Bonds.

  16. Jerome H says:

    I like that the groom, the one kneeling with the white tie, has the biggest gun.

    And none of them have their fingers on the triggers.

    Good gun show.

    The provided their own security for the wedding.

    Another good caption would be “Married to the Mob”

  17. KITZ81 says:

    “Don’t worry mama, we’ll take gud care of her!”

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