Shotgun Wedding

May 28th, 2009

Shotgun Wedding - Wedding

Protecting the sanctity of marriage.

(submitted by Anthony)

170 Responses to “Shotgun Wedding”

  1. DJK says:

    I LOVE this one! That’s some nice hardware!

  2. grimey says:

    OMG! Where’s the groom! And why are they similing?

  3. Kelley says:

    People are starting to take that Mafia Wars game way too seriously.

  4. Steve says:

    I’m in a wedding in September as best man and the groom is getting us skate shoes with our tuxes.

  5. lala says:

    I’m guessing the guys thought of this one and she went along with it. She looks cute though, and they all look really happy.

  6. tracy says:

    ‘you’ll love david’s gunshop’

  7. B says:

    I’d rather have a compound bow

  8. hotoynoodle says:

    whole new meaning to shotgun wedding.

  9. Angela K says:

    What is the big deal here? Really everyone is making bad comments-but Im sure this was a total joke on their part. Who cares Im sure its a funny inside joke for them-its acutally funny. Considering its their wedding day-Im sure they are allowed to do whatever the heck they want-including taking funny pictures. Also the comments about their shoes and the guns being age related-really thats stupid. Shoes are part of the joke and the gun joke was just really dumb.
    Love the picture-think its a funny one!

  10. sully says:

    and the theme song? the Night Chicago Died.

    personally, I would have preferred pin stripes and an appropriate “Bonnie” outfit for the bride.

  11. Lori says:

    they chose the gun that best described thier personality

  12. Horace says:

    Lol it’s cool.

  13. ed says:

    Because 3 guns wasn’t enough and 5 would have been too many!

  14. FlyingCowOfDoom says:

    Best wedding photo evar!


  15. David says:

    Is this site suddenly being sponsored by the NRA?

  16. Spork Toast says:

    Guns, guns, the magical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you shoot
    The more you shoot, the better you feel
    So lets have guns for all our meals!

  17. Kellye says:

    I cannot even begin to describe how much I love this website.

    Also, for those of you looking for the freaking hilarious pregnant lady hostage shot, google image it. It’s out there.

  18. MST says:

    I didn’t know tux rental shops also rented guns. I guess these days they rent the guns instead of shoes.

  19. Chico & The Man says:

    I think this is the guy in the slippers first time with a gun. I’m jealous, my parents would never let me do this on their deck.

  20. George says:

    Another reason why this country will never ever be invaded. Long live the second ammendment “The right to bear arms and skate sneakers with suits.”

  21. Billy says:

    And they wore their nicest shoes, too.

  22. El Kev says:

    Let’s try this again.

    The tennis shoes make the shot. Wait, should I have used that word? I mean picture, not shot. And, how many “compound bow” jokes will we see?

  23. El Kev says:

    The tennis shoes add to this shot. Wait, should I have used that word? Aww man, I mean picture. Oh, and I wonder how many “compound bow” jokes we’ll get from this one.

  24. wingnutx says:

    That’s not awkward, it’s awesome.

  25. Trevor says:

    While slightly out of place, i feel as a gun owner the attachment these people might have. Guns are not to be feared as they are only tools. Just like a knife is a tool as well as a car might be.

  26. Bill says:

    What happened to the photo with the disturbing guy with the pistol pointed to the camera while holding his pregnant missus?

    Is he related to this family?

    Why use guns as a photo prop anyway?

  27. Billy Williamson says:

    That’s actually kind of cool.

  28. leel says:

    nothing says eternal love like a family of firearms.

    oh, and i adore this site. it’s my new ‘fave’ fave. love it.


  29. monica aguliar says:

    i don’t think this is awkward.
    just looks like a girl with her brothers, that prolly grew up hunting and thought it would be cute to take a stupid photo

  30. Paul says:


    My question is, was this the grooms idea? the brides? or even better, BOTH!??

  31. kegbot says:

    Let me guess – cop wedding.

  32. Simon B says:

    …..Oh right. Probably the same guy who wants wedding photos with machine guns.

  33. MauserGirl says:

    I love coming to this site and seeing the weird and unique family pictures. One thing that made me wonder about this, though, is the caption – “submitted by anonymous for obvious reasons”. What obvious reasons are those? Maybe they’re not so obvious? Or I’m just missing something. Looks to me like the folks in this picture are either law enforcement, military, or competition shooters, considering the types of weapons they have and the fact that they’re practicing very safe handling (all fingers off the triggers, no weapons pointed at the camera or another person).

    • Jen says:

      I’m pretty sure the “obvious” reason is that no one wants to anger a family of gun enthusiasts, whether they practice safe handling or not. The caption (and the shoes) make the photo even more entertaining. They’re probably all good shots too… more reason not to let them know it was you!

    • Krista says:

      Unless they are in a state where that AR-15 (the one in the front) is illegal if it has a collapsible buttstock…

      LOVE the pic!

    • mandy says:

      For obvious reasons because if the people in the photo found out they would shoot the person who submitted it. XD

    • Mr. Obvious says:

      Yes, you are missing something. If you have to ask the question, you will not understand the answer.

  34. Simon B says:

    Yeah I know it’s ignoring the obvious but who lets their groomsmen wear skateshoes?

  35. LCB says:


  36. Lisa says:

    Come on…tennis shoes? To your wedding?! Jeesh.

  37. AS says:

    Those aren’t shotguns, they’re compound bows.

  38. Bobbywatson says:

    Don’t touch the bride !

  39. RWBlake says:

    LOL, the guns are one thing but the sneakers with a formal suit is another.

  40. Nicoletta Dalser says:

    Awesome guns šŸ™‚ Even though they’re probably fake I want one.

    (First comment!)

  41. Pippa says:

    What the….??????? Hahaha

  42. Janelle says:

    Yeah thats nice and everything, wheres the photo of the man with the pregnant woman with a gun?

  43. mrb says:

    I knew there was a classy pose that was left out when we took our wedding photos!

    (And by the way…negative 500 points to the first person who leaves a compound bow reference – it’s just too obvious)

  44. JTC says:

    Well, at least they’re not pointing them at each other.

  45. Ann says:

    WOW! And um……why?

  46. Camille says:

    These guys could have worn proper shoes with their suits, it’s a wedding for God’s sake !! And what is the guy on the left wearing ? Slippers ?! Not to mention the lovely bunch of flowers of the bride.

  47. cryatweddings says:

    Is it old? is it new? is it borrowed? is it blue?

  48. borrowed says:

    Iā€™m guessing the guns are their ages.

  49. Wha? says:

    What is it with these people posing with weapons? Bring back the cats, stuffed animals and Chinese families

  50. Ray says:

    “Gift giving increased ten fold after the wedding party drew it’s weapons”

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