Archive for May, 2009

Awkward Email Greg’s Response

greg Says:
May 11, 2009 at 12:16 am | Reply edit

Just a quick response from the author of the unintentionally hilarious email… Yes I absolutely deserved to lambasted for criticizing the writing here in an email that makes me appear to be barely literate. I walked headfirst, hubristically into that trap. And honestly, because I don’t post on the internet much, it was sort of thrilling to BE the douchebag laughingstock who gets slammed by a gazillion anonymous di**-weeds taking pot shots. It’s like the cheapest fame you can get. I mean that’s what the internets are for, right? And my unsolicited advice was absolutely the same type of thing as the guy who goes up to a band and tells them how they could improve. But in my defense, I love receiving constructive criticism. I really had the best of intentions and was being sincere. And the sad truth is that somewhere in my mid twenties I noticed myself mistaking homophones when writing i.e. here/hear, meet/meat. Maybe it’s a form of brain damage? I was late for a meeting and just puked out that email without giving it a second look and I have learned my lesson. So n-e-ways tahnks for reeding my awkward apologia. And yes I think vice “dos and don’ts” are fantastic and who the fu** would say “don’t listen to someone who compares this to vice dos and don’ts”. A big fat sniveling dipsh**, that’s who. xoxo

In Stories • May 11th, 2009 • 281 Comments »

30/80

Proving that you don’t need perfect vision to recognize awkwardness. Thanks, Levon.

(submitted by Levon)

In Holidays • May 10th, 2009 • 91 Comments »

Happy Mother’s Day!

(submitted by anonymous)

In AFP Hall of Fame • May 10th, 2009 • 396 Comments »

Saturday Night Special: Awkward Roller Coaster Photo

Equal and opposite reaction.

(submitted by http://www.ourrvadventures.com/)

In Saturday Night Specials • May 8th, 2009 • 34 Comments »

Osh Kosh: The Prequel

The Hanscom family, pictured here again, was cool enough to write us and send in another gem.

(submitted by Michael)

In The Family Portrait • May 8th, 2009 • 65 Comments »