Archive for May, 2009

Suffocating Her With Love

They would have kissed if that damn baby wasn’t in the way.

(submitted by Blanch)

In Grandma & Grandpa • May 5th, 2009 • 32 Comments »

Da Vinci Code

paranormal

Somebody missed the photo shoot.

(submitted by Dan)

In The Family Portrait • May 4th, 2009 • 91 Comments »

Awkward Family Story

When I was 10 years old, my parents took us on vacation to a water park. I told my dad I had to go to the bathroom; he pointed to a building and let me go in by myself. When I got in, I noticed there were no urinals, and none of the stalls had toilets in them. Confused, I went into a stall anyway, pulled the curtain closed behind me, and did my business all over the floor. When I got out, we started walking away when another man with his son asked my dad if we knew of any bathrooms nearby. My dad pointed to the building that I had just exited. The man said, “No, that’s just a dressing room to change in and out of bathing suits.” My Dad said that was not true, as I had just used the bathroom in there. The other man insisted and my father started to get angry, “Are you calling my son a liar?” My Dad told the man we would all go in together to prove my innocence. Despite my objections, the four of us went in and when my Dad whipped open the curtain to the first stall…

Awkward.

-Kevin, North Smithfield, RI

In Stories • May 4th, 2009 • 48 Comments »

Invisible Twister

We’re going to go ahead and say this was dad’s idea.

(submitted by Hank)

In Mom & Dad • May 4th, 2009 • 71 Comments »

Why I oughta…

Nothing says sibling rivalry like the old back-to-back.

(submitted by Ann)

In Siblings • May 4th, 2009 • 13 Comments »