That’s The Ticket
June 5th, 2009
Awkward Rule #337: Asking for a photo with Jon Lovitz.
(Submitted by Megan)
Tags: brothers
Awkward Rule #337: Asking for a photo with Jon Lovitz.
(Submitted by Megan)
Tags: brothers
where’s your other hand?
fairly certain that lady on the left is my 8th grade math teacher
Lovitz?!!!! Greatness
Unless the BIKINI is his Daughter or sister What’s awkward about this photo.
I thought Tim Meadows was the ladies man.
This photograph was taken by his lovely wife Morgan Fairchild, yeah that’s the ticket.
FRESH!!!!!!!
Oh, this is Ladies Night, and the feelin’s right…Chaka Khannnnnn!
More awkward..Jon Lovitz opening a comedy club…more more awkward…he named it The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club…i s*** you not!
Guy Pointing in the background, “I heard JON EFFIN LOVITZ IS HANGING OUT OVER THERE!”
and that’s just a fail on his part.
John looks so proud, it almost makes me sad!
john lovitz is the man! I don’t care what anyone says he a funny dude.
And wearing a bikini, nonetheless!
he’s gone mad….. and i’m reaping all the benefits.
What the He** is the guy in the back doing with his shirt???
Actually look again there is an awkward lean towards bikin girl. Cover up girl is leaning in Jon, is leaning towards bikini and bikini is leaning in
its not the bikini that has him leaning in, its just the pull of his jewish roots from the chick with the kabbalah bracelet on…
Who is Jon Lovitz?
David Spade took the picture…hence the angle…
Dude, if the gals are excited enough to get a picture with this D-lister, their buddy taking the shot can at least pretend it’s important enough to get up from his lounge chair for.
so awkward.
a) jon
b) one girl is full out in a bikini and the other two are dressed
c) girl on left is not leaning in as much and her shirt is defying gravity or something.
I love the subtle awkwardness of JL’s sleeveless t-shirt…
Just where are Jon’s hands resting? Yeah, that’s the ticket.
IMAO – Not awkward at all.
I don’t get this one. Is that really Jon Lovitz? Doesn’t look like him to me… I like some of the comments about the photographer lying down tho’!
“So uhhh….I was in Hawaii, see…and these two lovely girls came up to me….yeah, that’ it…they came up and asked to have their picture taken with me….”
Awkward Rule #339: Being the photographer who is taking a picture of Jon Lovitz and not even having the courtesy–or maybe the sobriety–to STAND UP while taking it.
I can’t stop staring at her compound bows!
They’re boobs dude.
Ok.. I think what makes this photo awkward is that the women are having their child take the picture. That would explain why the angle is so low.
jon rocks! (he did, after all, beat the shxt out of andy dick.)
Wow. He did apparently beat the crap out of Andy Dick, and for good reason… Wow.
I loved him in The Critic.
And his hands would be… where, exactly?
Is it just me, or does it seem like he is leaning towards the girl with less clothing on??? Accidental?? I think not!!
I think this calls for a sub-category of “Hotkward.”
Hehe man i didn’t laugh like this for long time..
I think he spells it J-O-N, not J-O-H-N. I loved him in The Wedding Singer… “that ain’t no sock in my crotch”. LMAO!
Love the site, but I don’t think that’s very awkward.
It’s not really a family photo though. I like when the focus is more on the family photos.
Was the photographer so “floored” by meeting Lovitz that he couldn’t stand to take the pic?
What? Jon Lovitz is amazing! and those girls are kinda cute. This isn’t awkward at all. It’s just great. you’re all jealous that you didn’t meat Jon Lovitz.
“you’re all jealous that you didn’t meat Jon Lovitz.”
most unfortunate typo, adam.
(did you “meat” jon lovitz?)
haha, that was certainly not a typo, but I’m glad someone picked it up (if not for it’s clever homynomy, at least that it existed).
No dude, it was a typo.
I just spit water out my nose!!
yeah, I didn’t get to bbq jon lovitz. I am so jealous…
He’s losing his mind….and I’m reaping all the benefits.
Really though there is nothing awkward about this photo…although he is an oddball.
Is there really someone else in the photo besides the redhead in the bikini? Prettiest awkward photo ever!
Agreed,Thats the only reason lovits stopped to take a picture.
“This is my girlfriend Rachel, yeah, and this is my other girlfriend… ummm… Tiffany!
Yeah, and I hope my wife MORGAN FAIRCHILD doesn’t find out!”
Perfect!
That’s the ticket!
Was the person who took this photo too lazy to stand up or what?
It was taken by a gnome.
hahahaha
LOVE-itz!!!…your the man.
What exactly did his “the man” do?
First time I see a person pointing at something using both hands.
HAHAHA!
I think that she is trying to shoot birds out of the trees…
Increased weaponry equals increased chance of hitting something!
rofl! the dude next to him is getting ready to draw his finger from his holster.
that is pretty funny! i didn’t even notice until i read your post.
DUDE… When I noticed what you were talking about I laughed harder than I have in a LOOOOONG time. the two hand point! Classic… and yet totally unnecessary.
I just died. My fiance hates when I look at this website as I giggle so loud.
my hubby, too! he just looks at me and shakes his head..
dude, she was the stewardess on the plane. she’s so used to directing people to the exits with both hands that it is now starting to carry over into her daily life.
And what’s the guy washing with his shirt?
LOL. Definitely the funniest thing about this picture. Thanks for pointing it out!
yeah
Happiest day of his life
…ZING!
Those Palms trees look like Compound Bows
pretty sure its a cross bow
Nope I think it’s compound bows! Lol
Not quite.
I like Turtles on the beach!
Congratulations, you just discovered a 4 year old fark joke.
fYeah dude, it’s probably a good idea for you to Google “overdone.” You obviously haven’t quite gotten the concept yet.
Umm … right, because the ‘compound bow’ thing hasn’t been overdone yet
But clearly the turtle guy crossed a line. lol.
Awkward Rulle #338: ANYTHING to do with Jon Lovitz!