The Swinger

When you’ve got it, you’ve got it.

(submitted by anonymous and originally posted at http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/2008/11/nature-vs-library-pt2.html. thank you for bringing this to our attention!)

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149 Responses to “The Swinger”

  1. Heidi says:

    Business up front, party in the back.

    Awesome.

  2. austin powers says:

    it’s austin powers as a youth!

  3. Paul says:

    is that macaulay culkin?

  4. Seriously Distracted says:

    Loving the two-tone hair.

  5. Rob says:

    Hilarious! Some kids just have got an overabundance of self-confidence and schtick!

  6. booroobs says:

    he’s definitely got “it”…i wonder what ever became of the little playa.

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  8. Amice says:

    We’d like to discuss your insurance needs….

  9. Merv says:

    Andy Warhol?

  10. Hey says:

    Rod Blagojevich — the early years

  11. Otter says:

    Is that Macaulay Caulkin?

  12. Sarah says:

    Liberty, TX, 1978 or 1980.
    I think I recognize some former classmates.

  13. the dribbler says:

    Anchorman: origins

  14. Jfer says:

    OMG this is the funniest photo yet! And doesn’t the older brother look like a young Michael Bluth???

  15. BaldiesWoman says:

    Too damn funny! He’s missin’ the bling!

  16. Indy Dave says:

    We put the “Grrr” in swinger, baby!

  17. Adam says:

    The Senator, and the brother he never talks about…

  18. mark says:

    Smashing baby…smashing!!!

  19. Pink Sweetie says:

    I think I’m in L-O-V-E!

  20. Joanne says:

    Big brother grew up to be a lawyer, little brother owns “Bada Bing” lounge!

  21. Mare says:

    This is so “blue steal” Zoolander.

  22. Jana says:

    P-I-M-P!!!!

  23. tzphill says:

    Weatherman is checking out the charts, producer is checking out the assistant.

  24. mandy_Reeves says:

    It is photot shopped…you can see through the top of the blond kids head to the book shelf…

  25. N-Dawg says:

    LOL @ Fake bookcase.

  26. eric bizzle says:

    Luke and Owen Wilson……..in the 1970’s.

  27. DeadPan says:

    What you can’t see is the blade the blonde has under his elbow, sticking into the back of the brunette’s neck. The character of “Brick Top” in Snatch was modelled on him. He ran several very lucrative and successful protection racquets in the East End during the 80’s.

  28. Ange says:

    I have seen this one before on another site, they called it Nature vs The Library as it has a partner picture. I consider it to be the finest portrait ever taken…

  29. imre says:

    Brilliant, but not awkward at all.

  30. Samael says:

    next the boy behind says:
    you’re fired!

  31. jockchick says:

    Criminal mastermind + stooge.
    Step 1: Get the look
    Step 2: Get a fall guy
    Step 3: WORLD DOMINATION. Mooowahahahahahahahah!!!!

  32. ping says:

    this is a thing of rare beauty.

  33. mscrane says:

    i was thinking Starsky and Hutch’s offspring

  34. Sofie says:

    The guy in the back has Donald Trump-hair!!

  35. follywood says:

    this kid grew up to be Blago, lol.

  36. Hey folks –

    While I really like Awkward Family Photos and find it hilarious, I couldn’t help but notice that this particular family photo appeared on Sexy People–a blog with a similar project–six months ago.

    NOW: there is room on the internet for both of youse (and god knows, the creative internet is built off similar ideas explored in different ways), but you need to give credit where it’s due.

    AND SO: whether or not you folks knew about Sexy People or not, let’s set the record straight. This piece of portrait gold was first displayed here. It has a place here as well, but let’s give credit.

    Cheers,
    Matthew

    • admin says:

      We did not know of this, but have credited sexy people blog. Thanks for letting us know.

      -afp

      • will says:

        one other thing that should be noted is that

        this:http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/2009/03/sandy.html

        and this:http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/2008/01/family.html

        were posted there as well. a few other stuff ive seen over there as well, like im pretty sure that the compound bow thing was there first too, not sure though.

        will

        • admin says:

          thanks, will. yeah, a lot of people are pulling photos from this site and submitting to us. we will keep an eye out for this in the future. as for the ‘osh kosh’ photo it was featured in an ad campaign long before sexy people.

          -afp

  37. Alice says:

    This was on sexypeople like a year ago.

  38. Joan says:

    Keep stealing pictures from sexypeople…

  39. CompoundBow101 says:

    These boys are going to be compound bow hunter when they get older

  40. WVBOBW says:

    A young Tim Matheson (in front) from Animal House

  41. BabyIbby says:

    michael caine’s dna is all over this one

  42. Wally says:

    Something tells me that we will never see these two in a Rogaine commercial.

  43. MST says:

    Bond… James Bond

  44. kabochagirl says:

    They’re clearly plaintiffs’ attorneys.

  45. Sheryl says:

    The kid in the back… was Jarvis Cocker of Pulp blond as a child? I keep expecting to hear “Common People”.

  46. dsto says:

    Apparently it’s true…Blondes do have more fun

  47. Wayne says:

    I believe this photo may have been the inspiration for the Royal Tenenbaums.

    Royal: [to Chas] Well… you sued me… twice. Got me disbarred. I don’t hold it against you, do I?
    [cut to Chas and Royal in court, sitting with their lawyers in front of the Judge]
    Judge: And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?
    Royal: Objection, Your Honor. Damn it, I…
    Royal’s Lawyer: Why don’t you leave the objections to me, Royal?
    Chas: Because I started the corporation when I was a minor. So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts.
    [Chas' lawyer whispers in his ear]
    Chas: He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was fourteen.
    [Royal looks at Chas, then back at the judge. He chuckles uncomfortably]
    Royal: [back in present day, to Chas] You think you could start forgiving me?

  48. Echo says:

    The blonde boy looks like he’s trying to be Jarvis Cocker.

  49. Dave Gagliardo says:

    The kid in the front looks like the Dad from Little People, Big World.

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