The Swinger

June 8th, 2009

The Swinger - Siblings

When you’ve got it, you’ve got it.

(submitted by Neal)

152 Responses to “The Swinger”

  1. Dave Gagliardo says:

    The kid in the front looks like the Dad from Little People, Big World.

  2. Echo says:

    The blonde boy looks like he’s trying to be Jarvis Cocker.

  3. Wayne says:

    I believe this photo may have been the inspiration for the Royal Tenenbaums.

    Royal: [to Chas] Well… you sued me… twice. Got me disbarred. I don’t hold it against you, do I?
    [cut to Chas and Royal in court, sitting with their lawyers in front of the Judge]
    Judge: And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?
    Royal: Objection, Your Honor. Damn it, I…
    Royal’s Lawyer: Why don’t you leave the objections to me, Royal?
    Chas: Because I started the corporation when I was a minor. So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts.
    [Chas' lawyer whispers in his ear]
    Chas: He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was fourteen.
    [Royal looks at Chas, then back at the judge. He chuckles uncomfortably]
    Royal: [back in present day, to Chas] You think you could start forgiving me?

  4. dsto says:

    Apparently it’s true…Blondes do have more fun

  5. Sheryl says:

    The kid in the back… was Jarvis Cocker of Pulp blond as a child? I keep expecting to hear “Common People”.

  6. kabochagirl says:

    They’re clearly plaintiffs’ attorneys.

  7. MST says:

    Bond… James Bond

  8. Wally says:

    Something tells me that we will never see these two in a Rogaine commercial.

  9. BabyIbby says:

    michael caine’s dna is all over this one

  10. WVBOBW says:

    A young Tim Matheson (in front) from Animal House

  11. CompoundBow101 says:

    These boys are going to be compound bow hunter when they get older

  12. Joan says:

    Keep stealing pictures from sexypeople…

  13. Alice says:

    This was on sexypeople like a year ago.

  14. Hey folks –

    While I really like Awkward Family Photos and find it hilarious, I couldn’t help but notice that this particular family photo appeared on Sexy People–a blog with a similar project–six months ago.

    NOW: there is room on the internet for both of youse (and god knows, the creative internet is built off similar ideas explored in different ways), but you need to give credit where it’s due.

    AND SO: whether or not you folks knew about Sexy People or not, let’s set the record straight. This piece of portrait gold was first displayed here. It has a place here as well, but let’s give credit.

    Cheers,
    Matthew

  15. follywood says:

    this kid grew up to be Blago, lol.

  16. Sofie says:

    The guy in the back has Donald Trump-hair!!

  17. mscrane says:

    i was thinking Starsky and Hutch’s offspring

  18. ping says:

    this is a thing of rare beauty.

  19. jockchick says:

    Criminal mastermind + stooge.
    Step 1: Get the look
    Step 2: Get a fall guy
    Step 3: WORLD DOMINATION. Mooowahahahahahahahah!!!!

  20. Samael says:

    next the boy behind says:
    you’re fired!

  21. imre says:

    Brilliant, but not awkward at all.

  22. Ange says:

    I have seen this one before on another site, they called it Nature vs The Library as it has a partner picture. I consider it to be the finest portrait ever taken…

  23. DeadPan says:

    What you can’t see is the blade the blonde has under his elbow, sticking into the back of the brunette’s neck. The character of “Brick Top” in Snatch was modelled on him. He ran several very lucrative and successful protection racquets in the East End during the 80′s.

  24. eric bizzle says:

    Luke and Owen Wilson……..in the 1970′s.

  25. N-Dawg says:

    LOL @ Fake bookcase.

  26. mandy_Reeves says:

    It is photot shopped…you can see through the top of the blond kids head to the book shelf…

  27. tzphill says:

    Weatherman is checking out the charts, producer is checking out the assistant.

  28. Jana says:

    P-I-M-P!!!!

  29. Mare says:

    This is so “blue steal” Zoolander.

  30. Joanne says:

    Big brother grew up to be a lawyer, little brother owns “Bada Bing” lounge!

  31. Pink Sweetie says:

    I think I’m in L-O-V-E!

  32. mark says:

    Smashing baby…smashing!!!

  33. Adam says:

    The Senator, and the brother he never talks about…

  34. Indy Dave says:

    We put the “Grrr” in swinger, baby!

  35. BaldiesWoman says:

    Too damn funny! He’s missin’ the bling!

  36. Jfer says:

    OMG this is the funniest photo yet! And doesn’t the older brother look like a young Michael Bluth???

  37. the dribbler says:

    Anchorman: origins

  38. Sarah says:

    Liberty, TX, 1978 or 1980.
    I think I recognize some former classmates.

  39. Otter says:

    Is that Macaulay Caulkin?

  40. Hey says:

    Rod Blagojevich — the early years

  41. Merv says:

    Andy Warhol?

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    We’d like to discuss your insurance needs….

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  44. booroobs says:

    he’s definitely got “it”…i wonder what ever became of the little playa.

  45. Rob says:

    Hilarious! Some kids just have got an overabundance of self-confidence and schtick!

  46. Seriously Distracted says:

    Loving the two-tone hair.

  47. Paul says:

    is that macaulay culkin?

  48. austin powers says:

    it’s austin powers as a youth!

  49. Heidi says:

    Business up front, party in the back.

    Awesome.

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