Never ash on Grandma.
(submitted by Kristin)
Can someone explain why Gramma is laying his lap?
I’ve tried and tried, but I cannot make heads or tails of this one.
Aww… shes lovely~
It was beach cake! Inside info….
All those photos, and they had to leave the frames empty???
May I ask what they were eating? Sea shells and fruit in a cup?
What’s in that glass? Strawberries and kiwis? Mmm.
“Grandma, you gotta stop EATING these things! These are my smokes, leave your paws off them!”
Hey listen, can I call you back, Grandma wants another puff of her Virginia Slim and I’m having trouble doing two things at once.
That is, by far, the strangest codpiece I’ve ever seen.
Grandson: “Got a match?”
Grandma: “Yeah, your ash and my face.”
“Ted wore his grandma’s head like a medallion ….”
That is excellent.
We all told Grandma that smoking would stunt her growth!
How is this not considered awkward??
What the hell is in that glass? And are they eating reheated sand and seashells? I also like that there are two cigs waiting in reserve. So much going on I can’t look away!
What in the hell are they eating???
Mmm Cigarettes in an ashtray. Is it sad that I know people who do this???
“since her allergy to shell fish didn’t do the trick, i’ve move on to plan B, second hand smoke. grandma’s place will be ours in no time.”
I have the same bottle opener on my fridge! Don’t think I want to have anything in common with them.
Just when I got that monkey off my back…
is that a seashell in their dinner?
OMG – It IS! I guess you just take a big scoop, plop it down on the ciggy plate, and you have yourself a lovely casserole. Ugh – so wrong!
“Yeah, the baked shells were delicious… uh huh, I know…ok, well, let me get off the phone, because she has 3 more to smoke before we break the record.”
“I’ve fallen and I don’t WANNA get up! Ay, caramba!
What would really complete this Twilight Zone scene would be to find a copy of this photo in the background in one of those little magnet frames on the fridge (?).
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