oh man, no joke, i went to school with his kid, his name is Jason…..i nearly choked when i saw this photo….the girl “LADY”, i have no clue who she might be….but im sure thats him….crazy!!!!
Be nice all you want but we all looked at that moon on the guys back and thought of Notre Dame.That can’t be leg since the hip joint is 3 in.to the left.If someone actually counted
673 things wrong with this photo go to the nearest lake or river and watch the people fish.Now that would be exciting.That caption is #1.I focused on the moon first before noticing who she was wearing.
Pic of the month. Comments, title and caption of the month. Whoever is writing these captions get it spot on without even mentioning the less subtle and cutting observations.
“Enrique struggled violently to prevent his werewolf mother from going to the Junior League meeting the night of the full moon but she wasn’t about to miss the vote on the potluck dinner location…”
Seriously! What’s that supposed to be? Dead butterflies? Waves? And then WTF w/the shiny star banner just strewn on the ground. It’s almost like they didn’t care.
One thing in her defense. As a tall girl, i was often forced to wear ballet flats to formal dances in order to not tower over my date. That being said… I don’t think I have ever seen a more unfortunate looking couple.
“It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed.”
You just made me laugh really hard. As a Michael Jackson fan, it always cracks me up to see or hear references to his music in the most random of places.
And what’s wrong with being an MJ fan? He never bleached his skin, it was never proven that he did anything with that kid that probably just wanted quick, easy cash along with his dad. Sure, he made have had some nasal trimming, but that’s hardly a big deal. Grow up, man.
At least their clothes match the crazy carpeting and werewolf like background! I feel like Casper the Ghost is going to pop out from behind them! Weird!
Nah, that’s just irridescent material. Sure looks like leg, but its just lights hitting it and making it multicolored. Sadly, I was forced to bridesmaid in a dress with that kind of fabric once, so I’m well aware of the effect of ‘phantom leg syndrome’
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My question is – where is her other foot?
the girl has something of nicole kidman… no?
this might be the most hilarious combination of factors ever. funniest thing everrr
oh man, no joke, i went to school with his kid, his name is Jason…..i nearly choked when i saw this photo….the girl “LADY”, i have no clue who she might be….but im sure thats him….crazy!!!!
I bet I know who got prom queen!
“harold in maude” was supposedly one of the greatest love stories of our time. looks like a remake that fell through.
AND Maude. Harold AND Maude.
Be nice all you want but we all looked at that moon on the guys back and thought of Notre Dame.That can’t be leg since the hip joint is 3 in.to the left.If someone actually counted
673 things wrong with this photo go to the nearest lake or river and watch the people fish.Now that would be exciting.That caption is #1.I focused on the moon first before noticing who she was wearing.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I heard of May-December romances, but Geez, Louise!
Welcome to the Hogwarts Senior Prom.
I think I actually get more of a kick out of the photo captions than all the added comments…these people are ingenious!!
Pic of the month. Comments, title and caption of the month. Whoever is writing these captions get it spot on without even mentioning the less subtle and cutting observations.
“Enrique struggled violently to prevent his werewolf mother from going to the Junior League meeting the night of the full moon but she wasn’t about to miss the vote on the potluck dinner location…”
has no one looked at her arms yet???
Thank God someone else noticed that. It’s freaking me the hell out!
Worst. Carpet. Ever.
Worst. Backdrop. Ever.
Worst. Hairdo. Ever.
I think this qualifies as an anti-picture.
Looooooooooooovin Yooouuuuuuuuuuuu Is Eaaaaaasy Cuz You’ve Got Woooolverine Haaaaiiiiirrrr……LALALALALA……….LALALALALA…..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bingo!
please stop! i am laughing too hard!
That’s not the full moon behind him. He’s her guardian angel.
The hideous pattern on the floor is what’s getting to me more than anything.
Seriously! What’s that supposed to be? Dead butterflies? Waves? And then WTF w/the shiny star banner just strewn on the ground. It’s almost like they didn’t care.
I didn’t realize that was a “moon” in the background… I thought he had on tiny fairy wings!
HA!!! I went back and looked and started belly laughing!!
Me too!! Glad I wasn’t the only one!
Maybe you’d be able to tell it was a moon if they would have stood on their Xs
Way to show the “Stand HERE ‘X’” in the photo… Gosh, at least go to Hobby Lobby to buy some black fabric to put there!
I won’t even go there with the Cougar and her boy toy theme. LOL
One thing in her defense. As a tall girl, i was often forced to wear ballet flats to formal dances in order to not tower over my date. That being said… I don’t think I have ever seen a more unfortunate looking couple.
They have confidence!
The purpose of the “werewolf” background? Why, to counter the effects of a bow of the compound variety.
not really.
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Oi. What’s with this ‘compound bow’ complex? I see it often in the comments.
look up the pic of “The Vanhelsings” in the archives..
“It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed.”
You just made me laugh really hard. As a Michael Jackson fan, it always cracks me up to see or hear references to his music in the most random of places.
Hee hee! I can hear Vincent Price now… “Darkness falls across the land…”
Now where did I leave my sparkly glove?
What’s really frightening is that someone just ADMITTED…in public to being a Michael Jackson fan!
And what’s wrong with being an MJ fan? He never bleached his skin, it was never proven that he did anything with that kid that probably just wanted quick, easy cash along with his dad. Sure, he made have had some nasal trimming, but that’s hardly a big deal. Grow up, man.
Then just a few days after these comments….
sure they’re sweet and snuggly now…but when that full moon rises, it’ll be the Lycans versus the Undead in Underworld 4!
0 for 1
Just how many different directions can one’s hair go? The Dippity-Do appears to have been the accessory of the night.
I’ll bet the band was playing Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher”…
It’s Jacob and Bella at the prom.
OMG you are so right!
heck no! your so wrong!
Try again. It’s Jacob and Sue.
Who is blackmailing who?
Good Theory. Bad Execution.
At least their clothes match the crazy carpeting and werewolf like background! I feel like Casper the Ghost is going to pop out from behind them! Weird!
I think it is Caspers head coming out from behind him.
I about spit my drink out laughing when I scrolled back up to the pic…you are right, Casper is peeking out!
And her dress is see-through??
AHHHH I just noticed that. Come on lady!
Nah, that’s just irridescent material. Sure looks like leg, but its just lights hitting it and making it multicolored. Sadly, I was forced to bridesmaid in a dress with that kind of fabric once, so I’m well aware of the effect of ‘phantom leg syndrome’
Nooo…not see through. There’s a pale white slip underneath.
Glance at the right side hemline and you can see it about 2″ just above.
But, I do take exception to the ballet slippers as dress shoes.
Can you imagine if she’d worn heels?! Ballet slippers = flattest shoes she could find.
What’s with the werewolf backdrop? Very creepy.
If those clouds became a hairdo, would it not be that hairdo?
It’s a “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” as featured on 30 Rock!!
“sPoOkY ScArY . . boys becoming men . . men becoming wolves” HAHA thats what prom is all about
her hair is singing…..” and I ran, ran so far away, so far away…..far away from you…”
HA!
im so glad you made that reference. you are my hero.
“I couldn’t get away…”
there are about 673 things wrong with this picture. i know. i counted.
LMAO!!!!!! Best comment ever!
Why are only one of them standing on the Purple Stand Here Xs?
That is uber creepy
It looks like the Xs on the floor are supposed to mark where the subjects stand. You kids are standing too close together!!!
That’s almost exactly what I was gonna write!
i don’t think you’re supposed to see that.
Did he really take his MOM to prom?!!!!!
Nope it’s his teacher.
Be nice- I think they might be a special couple.
What IS awkward is the spooky, haunted werewolf backdrop! WTH??
Think your right and it goes to show that there is someone for everyone. I don’t know what the full moon is about!
Obviously, its a magical night, for werewolfery and mismatched couplings.
I just choked on my drink laughing from your comment!
me and mrs, mrs Jones, we got a thing going on…
So here’s to you Mrs. Robinson
i can’t breathe, i can’t breathe…