A late attempt by mom to speak now or forever hold her peace.
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It’s anice day for a white wedding. It’s a nice day to STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT AGAIN!
That is almost exactly what I was going to write!!!
WOW I guess this was not a happy occasion.
Looks like everyone had a happy day, there!
I am digging mom’s chain link belt.
Not a belt. A restraining device that failed. You can just make out the ankle shackles in the grass in the background.
My advice to the bride?
If you haven’t said “I do” yet, don’t.
And if you already have?
Run. Run away very quickly, and don’t look back
“No, honey, it’s not typical to have a shot of the mother-of-the-groom between her son and the bride.”
Oh no you don’t Mildred…I don’t care if you have the same frames as the groom, you’re staying for pictures.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sir are AWESOME!
Someone is approaching this group wielding a compound bow.
LMAO
Yikes! I wonder if they are still happily married.
the bride and groom or the mother and father?
Best comment ever.
lol i know good comment!
The perfect question – I’m not sure any of them made it!
Didn’t I JUST see this on Happiest People Ever? Sigh.
Shotgun wedding !!!!!!!!!!! Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt agaaaaaaaaain…. good one!!!!!
I think this was after the reception and the Dad has to hold the Mom up.
yeah I was wondering… is Mom toasted?
Man do I feel sorry for the newly weds! Yes, weddings are stressful events but THIS one has crossed the line! I would LOVE to hear the back-story on this one!
Looks more like Dad is trying to hold Mom up for the pic, a few too many to get through the day maybe.
RUN FORREST RUN
Looks like someone might have dipped into the ceremonial wine to try and block out the day.
Everyone was so thrilled about the wedding until somebody said they had run out of pigs in a blanket…
HAHAHAHA!!!
Good one!
I like how the Father is restraining the Mother back!
looks like mom got a little bit too drunk, and the security guards are about to tell her to take walk around the block…
Hey, that was my pic I posted on happiest people ever.
I hesitate to submit it to you, but, I see that someone else didn’t have the same dubts.
Nice
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That has to be the most p**sed off bride I have ever seen! My grandmother wore a very similar dress to her granddaughter’s wedding that the mother is wearing in this photo. Oh yeah, that wedding was five years ago.
This is the best photo yet!
She’s just starting the party early….put your left foot in andshake it all about
That’s what it’s all about.
I think she is going to get a giant basket for them to get in! But Dad is having none of that nonsense.
Photography 101, In the light: Good! In the shade: Bad!!!
No, photography 101: In direct light, bad! In defused light okay. Shade is not the enemy.
Yong lady you will not sass me with that tone of voice, I’m getting my compound Bow and putting an end to this charade of a wedding!
she probably didn’t say that.
LMAO
It`s a crossbow! Bwahahahaha!!
Cryogenically unfreezing mom for the wedding was a fail………………..epic fail.
If ever there was proof that eloping is preferable to the agony of a wedding, this would be it. I’m reminded of my own wedding, where the only thing missing was a fist-fight.
They must of just heard the next picture is in a giant basket!
Dad had restrain Mom as soon as she realized that she was missing the new episode of “24″.
Should be titled Mother of the Groom.. check out those matching glasses
I’m with you on that one Lola
This is actually the only published photo we have of Sarah Palin’s wedding.
Nope I think it’s Hillary Clinton’s wedding! LOL
Mrs Robinson went ballistic when she heard Benjamin screaming “ELAINE!”
Nice one!!! Best yet!
“Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.”
They are actually very happy to be getting married and mom loves her new son in law. They are all staring at the bride’s ex bf who is puking his brains out and sobbing for his lost love just behind the photographer, who made sure to have his best tricks out for good pics.
Thank you! Very close to what I was thinking. Now Mom’s getting ready to throw the worthless punk out of there.
What you don’t know is that seconds after this pic was taken, they all broke into that “Dammit Janet” song from Rocly Horror.
That is exactly what I was thinking!!
Wonder if everyone’s still that happy lol
Maude’s got great gams though!
Great one!!!
Mom is worried that the crock pot of lil smokies in bbq sauce hasn’t been stirred in a while and might burn.
LOL!!!!
No, Harold, just… let.. check….
Maude, they’re fine.
LOL!!! Now that is funny!
Shotgun wedding.
“Leave it, Beryl, it’s too late.”
The groom looks a bit like my Dad did in the 1970s
LOVE IT!!!
Uh oh, someone forgot to take their lithium, again!
photographer: “wait, just one more snapshot of the happy couple”!
mom looks a little on the drunk side
Wait, why is the bride wearing a baby’s bib?
The groom’s a drooler.
Dad always gives Mom a hand when she’s had too many pre-wedding gimlets.
Now THAT is an awkward picture!
Mom had a few too many “Mother’s little helpers” methinks.
What David Lynch movie is this from?