Mother of the Bride

June 19th, 2009

Mother of the Bride - Wedding

A late attempt by mom to speak now or forever hold her peace.

(submitted by Andrew)

85 Responses to “Mother of the Bride”

  1. Cll says:

    What David Lynch movie is this from?

  2. restless says:

    Mom had a few too many “Mother’s little helpers” methinks.

  3. TJ says:

    Now THAT is an awkward picture!

  4. Jujee says:

    Dad always gives Mom a hand when she’s had too many pre-wedding gimlets.

  5. Sue says:

    Wait, why is the bride wearing a baby’s bib?

  6. graphicartist2k5 says:

    mom looks a little on the drunk side

  7. lagrange says:

    photographer: “wait, just one more snapshot of the happy couple”!

  8. lagrange says:

    Uh oh, someone forgot to take their lithium, again!

  9. Richard Davies says:

    The groom looks a bit like my Dad did in the 1970s

  10. Kirsty says:

    “Leave it, Beryl, it’s too late.”

  11. Cat says:

    Shotgun wedding.

  12. Wainscott says:

    Mom is worried that the crock pot of lil smokies in bbq sauce hasn’t been stirred in a while and might burn.

  13. pamplemousse says:

    Maude’s got great gams though!

  14. Vicky Kelly says:

    Wonder if everyone’s still that happy lol

  15. Kimberly says:

    What you don’t know is that seconds after this pic was taken, they all broke into that “Dammit Janet” song from Rocly Horror.

  16. sarah says:

    They are actually very happy to be getting married and mom loves her new son in law. They are all staring at the bride’s ex bf who is puking his brains out and sobbing for his lost love just behind the photographer, who made sure to have his best tricks out for good pics.

    • Kris says:

      Thank you! Very close to what I was thinking. Now Mom’s getting ready to throw the worthless punk out of there.

  17. Skeezix says:

    Mrs Robinson went ballistic when she heard Benjamin screaming “ELAINE!”

  18. davidh says:

    This is actually the only published photo we have of Sarah Palin’s wedding.

  19. Lola says:

    Should be titled Mother of the Groom.. check out those matching glasses

  20. Tim says:

    Dad had restrain Mom as soon as she realized that she was missing the new episode of “24”.

  21. nikki says:

    They must of just heard the next picture is in a giant basket!

  22. DonKeyHoTay says:

    If ever there was proof that eloping is preferable to the agony of a wedding, this would be it. I’m reminded of my own wedding, where the only thing missing was a fist-fight.

  23. Ummmm.........Greg says:

    Cryogenically unfreezing mom for the wedding was a fail………………..epic fail.

  24. mark says:

    Yong lady you will not sass me with that tone of voice, I’m getting my compound Bow and putting an end to this charade of a wedding!

  25. mark says:

    Photography 101, In the light: Good! In the shade: Bad!!!

  26. mark says:

    I think she is going to get a giant basket for them to get in! But Dad is having none of that nonsense.

  27. WombatGirl says:

    She’s just starting the party early….put your left foot in andshake it all about

  28. anna says:

    This is the best photo yet!

  29. blucat says:

    That has to be the most p**sed off bride I have ever seen! My grandmother wore a very similar dress to her granddaughter’s wedding that the mother is wearing in this photo. Oh yeah, that wedding was five years ago.

  30. aliosha says:

    Hey, that was my pic I posted on happiest people ever.

    I hesitate to submit it to you, but, I see that someone else didn’t have the same dubts.

    Nice 🙂


  31. Jack says:

    looks like mom got a little bit too drunk, and the security guards are about to tell her to take walk around the block…

  32. Celeste says:

    I like how the Father is restraining the Mother back!

  33. otelsmom says:

    Everyone was so thrilled about the wedding until somebody said they had run out of pigs in a blanket…

  34. Lacey says:

    Looks like someone might have dipped into the ceremonial wine to try and block out the day.

  35. brenda says:


  36. busy mom says:

    Looks more like Dad is trying to hold Mom up for the pic, a few too many to get through the day maybe.

  37. SpeedyM says:

    Man do I feel sorry for the newly weds! Yes, weddings are stressful events but THIS one has crossed the line! I would LOVE to hear the back-story on this one!

  38. Olivia says:

    I think this was after the reception and the Dad has to hold the Mom up.

  39. NorandaPete says:

    Shotgun wedding !!!!!!!!!!! Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt agaaaaaaaaain…. good one!!!!!

  40. LadyA says:

    Didn’t I JUST see this on Happiest People Ever? Sigh.

  41. Emily says:

    Yikes! I wonder if they are still happily married.

  42. Max says:

    Someone is approaching this group wielding a compound bow.

  43. Johnny says:

    Oh no you don’t Mildred…I don’t care if you have the same frames as the groom, you’re staying for pictures.

  44. Mark says:

    “No, honey, it’s not typical to have a shot of the mother-of-the-groom between her son and the bride.”

  45. Señor_Citizen says:

    My advice to the bride?
    If you haven’t said “I do” yet, don’t.
    And if you already have?
    Run. Run away very quickly, and don’t look back

  46. Madisy says:

    I am digging mom’s chain link belt.

    • Foghatdw says:

      Not a belt. A restraining device that failed. You can just make out the ankle shackles in the grass in the background.

  47. Morag says:

    Looks like everyone had a happy day, there!

  48. penguins13 says:

    WOW I guess this was not a happy occasion.

  49. IAmNoOne says:

    It’s anice day for a white wedding. It’s a nice day to STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT AGAIN!

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