A late attempt by mom to speak now or forever hold her peace.
(submitted by Andrew)
What David Lynch movie is this from?
Mom had a few too many “Mother’s little helpers” methinks.
Now THAT is an awkward picture!
Dad always gives Mom a hand when she’s had too many pre-wedding gimlets.
Wait, why is the bride wearing a baby’s bib?
The groom’s a drooler.
mom looks a little on the drunk side
photographer: “wait, just one more snapshot of the happy couple”!
Uh oh, someone forgot to take their lithium, again!
The groom looks a bit like my Dad did in the 1970s
“Leave it, Beryl, it’s too late.”
Mom is worried that the crock pot of lil smokies in bbq sauce hasn’t been stirred in a while and might burn.
No, Harold, just… let.. check….
Maude, they’re fine.
LOL!!! Now that is funny!
Maude’s got great gams though!
Wonder if everyone’s still that happy lol
What you don’t know is that seconds after this pic was taken, they all broke into that “Dammit Janet” song from Rocly Horror.
That is exactly what I was thinking!!
They are actually very happy to be getting married and mom loves her new son in law. They are all staring at the bride’s ex bf who is puking his brains out and sobbing for his lost love just behind the photographer, who made sure to have his best tricks out for good pics.
Thank you! Very close to what I was thinking. Now Mom’s getting ready to throw the worthless punk out of there.
Mrs Robinson went ballistic when she heard Benjamin screaming “ELAINE!”
Nice one!!! Best yet!
“Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.”
This is actually the only published photo we have of Sarah Palin’s wedding.
Nope I think it’s Hillary Clinton’s wedding! LOL
Should be titled Mother of the Groom.. check out those matching glasses
I’m with you on that one Lola
Dad had restrain Mom as soon as she realized that she was missing the new episode of “24”.
They must of just heard the next picture is in a giant basket!
If ever there was proof that eloping is preferable to the agony of a wedding, this would be it. I’m reminded of my own wedding, where the only thing missing was a fist-fight.
Cryogenically unfreezing mom for the wedding was a fail………………..epic fail.
Yong lady you will not sass me with that tone of voice, I’m getting my compound Bow and putting an end to this charade of a wedding!
she probably didn’t say that.
It`s a crossbow! Bwahahahaha!!
Photography 101, In the light: Good! In the shade: Bad!!!
No, photography 101: In direct light, bad! In defused light okay. Shade is not the enemy.
I think she is going to get a giant basket for them to get in! But Dad is having none of that nonsense.
She’s just starting the party early….put your left foot in andshake it all about
That’s what it’s all about.
This is the best photo yet!
That has to be the most p**sed off bride I have ever seen! My grandmother wore a very similar dress to her granddaughter’s wedding that the mother is wearing in this photo. Oh yeah, that wedding was five years ago.
Hey, that was my pic I posted on happiest people ever.
I hesitate to submit it to you, but, I see that someone else didn’t have the same dubts.
looks like mom got a little bit too drunk, and the security guards are about to tell her to take walk around the block…
I like how the Father is restraining the Mother back!
Everyone was so thrilled about the wedding until somebody said they had run out of pigs in a blanket…
HAHAHAHA!!! 😀 Good one!
Looks like someone might have dipped into the ceremonial wine to try and block out the day.
RUN FORREST RUN
Looks more like Dad is trying to hold Mom up for the pic, a few too many to get through the day maybe.
Man do I feel sorry for the newly weds! Yes, weddings are stressful events but THIS one has crossed the line! I would LOVE to hear the back-story on this one!
I think this was after the reception and the Dad has to hold the Mom up.
yeah I was wondering… is Mom toasted?
Shotgun wedding !!!!!!!!!!! Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt agaaaaaaaaain…. good one!!!!!
Didn’t I JUST see this on Happiest People Ever? Sigh.
Yikes! I wonder if they are still happily married.
the bride and groom or the mother and father?
Best comment ever.
lol i know good comment!
The perfect question – I’m not sure any of them made it!
Someone is approaching this group wielding a compound bow.
Oh no you don’t Mildred…I don’t care if you have the same frames as the groom, you’re staying for pictures.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sir are AWESOME!
“No, honey, it’s not typical to have a shot of the mother-of-the-groom between her son and the bride.”
My advice to the bride?
If you haven’t said “I do” yet, don’t.
And if you already have?
Run. Run away very quickly, and don’t look back
I am digging mom’s chain link belt.
Not a belt. A restraining device that failed. You can just make out the ankle shackles in the grass in the background.
Looks like everyone had a happy day, there!
WOW I guess this was not a happy occasion.
It’s anice day for a white wedding. It’s a nice day to STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT AGAIN!
That is almost exactly what I was going to write!!!
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