Father’s Day Finalist: You Talkin’ To Me?
June 20th, 2009
He may have changed your diapers, but he’s still all man.
(submitted by Chad)
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Father’s Day Finalist: You Talkin’ To Me?
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This is a Tarantino / David Lynch / John Carpenter kind of badass.
Oh. I forgot Coen Bros.
A little late, but this is from a Chinese pearl factory store.
Is that a Pawn Shop? It’d explain the phone.
I think he might be trying to show off what the sticker on the handset of the call the world phone says….
some interesting
This one definitely needs some background info! Why is there a payphone in a jewelry store??? In case you get busted for theft and they let you make your 1 ph call at the store???? Maybe it’s some south of the border pawn shop and the phone’s there to order western union moneygrams to pay for the jewelry… So many questions!!!!
Yeah he looks like an overage gym rat to me complete with Grecian Formula on the hair which would explain the gray eyebrows and chest hair and the pants. What kind of jewelry store has some weird pay phone on the wall? Money laundering south of the border jewelry store?
That’s a great outfit and tat to have when visiting a nice jewelry store, lol!
Classic cruise dude!
He’s been to Puerto Rico and is now at one of the trillions of jewelry shop/tourist traps in the Caribbean wearing the uniform of choice for cruising Dads. Classic!
I didn’t realize the prison had a pawn shop.
LOL!!
That made me spit my coffee into my keyboard…thanks a lot Jason.
Jason, you are my hero. Thank you.
He looks like he just called the world….and nobody answered.
His wife wants to shop and he’s calling for backup!
I’m pretty sure this guy is accurate with a compound bow.
“Go ahead..call Chuck Norris! I can take his punk-ass!!”
i like how his tank top is tucked in
im pretty sure that hair-do is some type of mullet…
That’s badass! Looks like he’s gonna smash me with the phone!
This is quite possibly one of the more disturbing pictures I’ve seen on this site. Still hilarious.
Once again, El Kev, you had hit the nail on the head. That phone looks like something from Communist Russia. Ther are so many issues here it’s best just to move on. Move along, people!
LOL! We’re rubbernecking the site this page.
Happy Father’s Day dad!
Chad, we need some back story on this one….Too many different things to put togerther a scenario…Please…I won’t be able to sleep until I know.
I guess it is only me but this guy does not look tough…quite the opposite. I find him rather effiminate. Nice slicked back hair, tank top, standing in a jewelry store underneath a sign that says “Just For Men”. HHHHMMMMM
¿Me voy pa’ donde?
Pa’ Boquerón! Vamos!
He’s calling the world to announce his starring role in “Roadhouse 2″.
Will someone PLEASE tell this guy how to work the telephone?
Wow George W. has really let himself go since leaving office.
Owned!
If his shirt says “Boquerón” like I think it says, he has visited Puerto Rico.
“The line is disconnected. You have five seconds to do something about it.”
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
I’m scared to death now that my phone will ring and it will be THIS guy on the other end. *shudders*
Please.
I could SO take this guy.
i think that’s nick nolte…ready to smash the bejesus outta that phone
So many questions….so little time……why was this pic taken? Is that a jewelry store? A blue phone to the world? What is up with his eyebrows? Is that guy on his shirt holding a BOOM BOX?????
Call the World. Call the World, monjakavala! With a blue phone, while wearing a singlet that says “??ron?” OK, but he’s in a jewelery story, though. Why is there a blue phone? To call his wife? He’s awesome, though.
Boqueron says in the shirt. That’s a small beach town in south west Puerto Rico.
Even though he’s clean shaven Nick Nolte is still looking haggard as usual.
Guarantee the person he just got done talking to had no clue what he said.
i was thinking gary busey’s brother, but his eyes look a little less crazy.
heh? i dont get it
According to that sign, he’s got a lot of calls to make. No wonder he stays in shape. That’s a lot of push button dialing.
he called the world and no one answered
I think he just called a waiting getaway car just before he robs the place! We’re gonna see this guy on the next episode of “Cops” — no doubt!
is there a voting place here, I mean
DAYUM!!! THIS DAD IS A BADASS MOFO!!! HE WILL EFF YOUR S*** UP!!
Which is a quality only found in Father’s, I mean Mom’s do all that ‘hugging it out’ and ‘play nice with Jimmy’ stuff.
I VOTE THIS ONE for best father’s day awkwardness!!!!
hes gonna hold the place up with a compund bow >.>