A literal interpretation of “hose-down.”
(submitted by Brynn)
Maybe the kid was told to “water the tree” & just misunderstood “which tree”?
Are we sure that’s a hose? No wonder the baby’s crying!
Johnny’s getting to be a big boy!
It’s hilarious that everyone thinks the hose holder is a boy. How much more awkward if Brynn updates mom is holding the hose?
this is my mom!
UPDATE- i found out this is in fact, my mom. yup.
Nother update please.Which one?Hoping not the main subject.He’d be an uncle?
Oh..what lengths brother would go to to amuse baby sister…
You know the guy in the background watering his lawn is trying to decide if he could get away with doing the same thing.
Does anyone else think that baby in the background is enormous to be wearing diapers and a bonnet like that?
I think it’s sitting in an ant bed but the photo comes first
I love how it looks like the baby is holding on to the hose.
Hey, I just had a thought… maybe the other end of the hose runs all the way into the house, up the stairs and into the toilet? The kid is a genius and never has to stop playing outside to use the bathroom!
I think it wraps around the street down to the guy watering his grass on corner. That grass will be dead in a day or two. Still yes the kid is a genius never has to stop playing.
Nothing like a cool whirlpool party in you pants!
Now your parents was SOOOOO impressed with the size of your bladder, that during the last ‘dry spell’ they hooked YOU up to the hose to water the yard!…..
“Now Mum with never know I peed myself”
Even as a young child, Dick Cheney would threaten others to “Get Off My Lawn!!”
Much better than the traditional lawn jockey!
whats the big deal
i am doing this till today.
Hey…sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do on a hot day!
Little sister in the background, meanwhile, appears to b be a little jealous…
Garden hose? Not awkward. Vacuum hose? Awkward.
whoa, gotta cool off, baby!
Great way to cool down on a hot day! LOL
Percival snickered to himself and smiled. Silly parents.The water faucet wasn’t even turned on!
Percival DOES look exceedingly pleased with himself and his ingenuity.
And you know he still drank from it afterward.
Drank from what?
of course he did! wouldn’t you?
hose water on a hot summer day – delish!
This photo would be awkward if the young man were a good four decades older. It’s cute when your 4, creepy at 40.
and becomes sad at 80
Now if Mom says I wet my pants-I’ll say it was the hose! Good thinking little guy!!!! Love the vintage nature of this picture-car in the back, man watering the lawn, baby in a bonnet!
They haven’t hooked up the sprinklers? Well, time to take matters into my own pants.
I literally LOL’d great job!!
check out that awesome a** baby sitting there. i wish i had a hat like that,
Is that a hose in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
HA! Was going to say the same thing!
“Scuse me while I whip something out…”
LOL, Senor Citizen!!
OK, my other comment got 86’d…too risque’? That said, I’d like everyone to know that even to this day I often like to go out on my front lawn and stick a hose down my diaper. Which is a little awkward itself, because I’m a 56-year old man.
I like it!
That “depends” on your point of view (sorry, I just couldn’t resist).
LOL @ seriously distracted! Best comment for sure 🙂
Glad you didn’t, Seriously! 😉
How do we know he didn’t?Tune in again next week
Young Neo enters the Matrix.
Hmmm . . . I recall them plugging in a little higher. Looks more like an early failed attempt.
Cute! Too Cute.
the tree and it’s stake look like a compound bow.
What the crap is a compound bow????
Nevermind I googled it… I still don’t understand why everyone always says it though… someone please fill me in?
see “the van helsings” on this site. Then join the cult.
Check out a previous post listed as “The Van Helsings” and be sure to read the comments. Compound bows are a running joke now.
The bow jokes are stupid and extremely old. Just a few people who have no creativity and have to bring up this for they have nothing else to say.
Hey cornfused, do you have a compound bow up your butt or what??
You know, the kind of joke an eight year old tells over and over. You make the mistake of laughing once and they just won’t quit!
Mac is totally right. Don’t encourage them.
What a cool idea! –
Put on rubber pants and water the lawn!
That is an awesome “vintage” awkward pic … wish I could see the baby girl’s face better — loving the bonnet.
awww so cute! very smart baby 🙂
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