Wild Wild West

June 27th, 2009

Wild Wild West - Couples

We’re still trying to figure out how he got his Wranglers off over the boots.

(submitted by Jim)

244 Responses to “Wild Wild West”

  1. ZEUS says:


  2. colleen says:

    I always take my gun into the bath. You just never know…

  3. Patric says:

    I’m kinda concerned about the black fingernails cause it has a gothic feel, not sure if western can mix with gothic

  4. irene says:

    for a guy who’s sitting naked in a washtub with a hot naked girl,
    he doesn’t look all that excited…

  5. Bax says:

    She’s a babe! Lucky guy!

  6. John T says:

    If this is the wild west, why is she throwing gang signs with her left hand :o)

  7. Jenny says:

    Can’t you catch crabs from a hot tub? Oh wait, maybe this one isn’t hot.

  8. drt says:

    It’s the dryness that makes this awkward… they need some bubbles or something.

  9. VoldemortWearsPrada says:

    I now understand why he looks so disenchanted – they appear to have amputated his left leg to fit him in the tub.

    Now that I look at it, I’m not sure that his right leg isn’t a fake, too.

  10. James says:

    OK, I’m sorry but I think this is kinda hot. He’s certainly pretty cute – he has nice arms!

  11. Andy says:

    I wonder if these two are related to the half-naked pregnant couple from a while back.

    • Doc says:

      Or to the ENTIRELY naked pregnant couple a while back?

      At the very least, they have the same awkward naked photo tendencies!

  12. Barbie says:

    this really is a very awkward picture, I mean, what do you do with it, Christmas card it, hang it in your living room..??

    But is it weird that I want one with my husband??

  13. Jay says:

    Save a duck, bath with a cowboy.

  14. Dan Eveland says:

    I think this is a great pic. If I looked that good I would take these kinds of pics all the time.

  15. Jujee says:

    Hoss don’t look so happy without his horse….that or the fact that the little missy talked him into this…

  16. lagrange says:

    “is that a gun in my back or are you just happy to see me’?

  17. ard says:

    I think it’s a cute photo and they look like they are having a good time!

  18. mark says:

    i don’t get the funny

  19. Matthew says:

    Heh my comments must seem to offend some people cause they seem to keep disappearing.
    Anyway, what would make this photo truly awkward is if they were actually brother and sister.

    • Jay says:

      Same here! I didn’t think most of my comments were offensive at all and I even wrote AFP to check and they said it might have been a server problem. I dunno.

  20. NY Doll! says:

    There goes his political career!

  21. Ben says:

    He’s flexing so hard..

    It’s definitely Christmas card material.

  22. jenny says:

    What is she thinking? Her toenail polish doesn’t match her fingernail polish. Such a no-no.

  23. Rain Likely says:

    Where is Mae West when you really need her?

  24. Pamela says:

    Why does everyone keep saying boyfriend/girlfriend? If they posed for something like this let’s HOPE they’re husband/wife :o

    • tee says:

      No, this is a definitely boyfriend thing. A husband has already “bought the cow” – he does not need to keep paying by posing for humiliating photos. However, a boyfriend can be talked into darn near anything.

    • Morag says:

      I think most people realise we’re in the 21st century and not everyone who lives together is married.

    • premaritalnudityisok says:

      is this comment for real?? i didn’t know amish people had internet access

      • nasus says:

        a riot!!

      • Pamela says:

        Yes, this comment is for real. Amish people aren’t the only ones who have morals, you know.

        • Pamela says:

          Wow, people..can we be a little LESS vicious???

        • Lila says:

          People with morals can and do disagree on this question. Please don’t act as if only people who agree with you could possibly be moral. Changes in society are usually mirrored by changes in the structure and application of social institutions, like marriage.

        • comeon_pamela says:

          i’m a bit surprised then that someone with such highstanding morals as yourself, pamela, would actively peruse this website which is based solely on poking fun of OTHER PEOPLE. that’s not so moral now is it?????

    • Kristi says:

      Why should we hope they’re husband and wife? I hope they’re NOT husband and wife so when they break up they can burn this exceptionally awkward picture!

  25. Jeff says:

    Nothing says “the Wild West” more than floral carpeting.

  26. kelcut says:

    I’m pretty sure this is for an upcoming episode of The Office. It even says the photo was submitted by “Jim”. This is the one where he cheats on Pam.

  27. seano says:

    What the?!?!?!?! THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!

    (Well, someone’s daughter, anyway…)

  28. Lindsay says:

    there sure are a lot of empty liquor bottles… guess one would have to be pretty smashed to agree to taking a picture like that :)

  29. Big Daddy Bull says:

    A true gunslinger would never have only one piece on him…where’s the other one?

  30. Peter says:

    Who exactly does one send this picture to?

  31. Bobbie Minges says:

    Absolutely Sexy!! Dosen’t look akward to me at all!! But enjoyed it! Your both so HOT!!

  32. Dave says:

    Most memorable Cracker Barrel visit ever.

  33. Kelley says:

    This just doesn’t look like a very realistic bath to me. I think the fact that it’s surrounded by silly old western props and stiff unwet participants makes this photo silly and awkward. I assume this is what they were going for.

  34. Turd Ferguson says:

    I just shake my head when I see stuff like this and others like it on this site. First, what on earth is going through someones head to think this is a good idea and second, why does the other person agree to it?
    I don’t care how hot the guy or girl is or much you love them, a bad idea should trump all.

  35. Rich says:

    This would have been equally as awkward in 1838.

  36. froggymom says:

    Why does she look so much happier then he does?

    • Jenmyluv says:

      I am thinking HE is unhappy cause he just realized its not HIS hat she’s covering up with which would also explain why SHE IS grinning!


    What is he going to do with that gun???!!

  38. DonKeyHoTay says:

    This is Shakespeare’s Macbeth”, Western-style! “Is this an 1863 Naval Colt Pistol I see before me?”

  39. linz says:

    I think I know what pose they’ll be doing for the maternity photos…

  40. Blucat says:

    Ummm, I don’t think the old-time Western photo booth at our fair would let us get bare-butt nekkid like this! It is an idea though…

  41. LewScannon says:

    What would make this really awkward was if he were wielding a crossbow.

  42. Emaline says:

    I think the photographer just complimented the girlfriend and the boyfriend is figuring out how to respond. Definitely awkward.

  43. Sassy McSasserton says:

    I’m completely baffled that the hooch jug doesn’t state: “XXX Moonshine” — what’s up with all this “Jack Daniel’s” ballyhoo? Dude looks a little too demented for my liking. But I’m just sayin’…

  44. Peg says:

    My husband and I had an ‘old western photo’ taken years ago (WITH clothes on). It was just a fun thing to do at the time. I love this photo and think they’re a goodlooking couple.

  45. Wahoo95 says:

    How do women ever get men to agree to things like this??? Never mind…I think I answered my own question!

  46. Kim says:

    I wonder if they used this on their Christmas card that year!

  47. Jan says:

    Cheesy & cute! yeeehaw!

  48. Sarah says:

    Maybe he’s sad because he is posing for such an awesomely awkward picture!

  49. Jak says:

    Oh, this is just silly! They’ll never get clean that way!

  50. BroadwayBohemia says:

    I wouildn’t be so sad if she was squishing my man parts.

    That’s if I WERE a man, which I am not.

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