Slice of Life
July 2nd, 2009
Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.
(submitted by Russ)
Tags: clown
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Proof there are kids out there who don’t instantly fall in love with Pizza The Clown.
(submitted by Russ)
Tags: clown
Now I’m going to have clown nightmares. Crap.
NIGHTMARES B/C u are not PIZZA THE CLOWN!!!! best name.. EVER.. for a clown
I would be crying too if i saw a clown that scary with pizza written in marker on the hat and puke green colored hair……
Pizza looks like it is written in blood with a finger….I always knew clowns were freakin creepy…..
that is by far the creepiest clown I’ve ever seen. I’d be scared he’d eat my kid.
There is something obscene about that smile. scary.
Goodness, two mouths or smiles are just too much on a clown.
the only way i am convincing myself that this is not as terrifying as it seems, is to believe that ‘pizza the clown’ is actually a clown in korea or somewhere like that, where things might get a little lost in the translation…
clowns are down right SCARY!
Holy crap! I remember Pizza the Clown. When I was a kid, my mom brought me to a circus that had come to our town in Western Massachusetts. He had, what i recalled as, a sailors hat that said Pizza” on it. He juggled one ball and was absolutely unfunny, even to a little kid. For years “Pizza the Clown” was a running joke in the family. I never got this close though. Creepy.
I wonder if that clown stars in bad D list horror movies. That poor child is probabl traumatized for life- I sure know that I would be.
Funny if I didn’t have kids. Now I just feel like calling CPS.
Does ANYBODY really like clowns???
No! Another g-d d–n evil clown! Will it ever end? I was tramatized by ClaraBell!
I have raised my children and now my grand children to beware of clowns. I am 58 years old and they still creep the hell out of me.
I LOVE CLOWNS.> AND MY NAME! PIZZA THE CLOWN!!!!
Ronalds first job.
Yeah, right… He’s probably thinking pizza is not working out all that well… let’s try cheeseburgers…
They are scarring that poor kid for life!!!
See this girl will be one of those people that grows up scared of clowns…but at least when those people who actually like clowns laugh and ask why…she’ll at least have photographic proof as to why they’re creepy buggers!!
I HATE CLOWNS!
Each time I look at the photo I feel more and more like doing exactly the same thing as the little girl!
They had her ride home in the family car Christine to her mother Carrie
Nice Steven King refs!
Excellent! Are we sure this clown’s name isn’t really Pennywise? I mean, that hat with his name on it in Sharpie isn’t really that convincing.
“We all float down here…”
Ewwwww, his nose looks like it should be inside his body somewhere! Worst clown school graduate ever!!!
Creepy tongue actions going on here with Pizza. Yikes! No wonder I hate clowns.
Creepy clown alright. Outright disturbing in fact. I hope the kid recovered in a timely fashion
CANT SLEEP! CLOWN WILL EAT ME!
CANT SLEEP! CLOWN WILL EAT ME!
*Rocks back and forth in bed while sitting in fetal position*
haha, same thing popped into my head
Why? WhY? why do clowns still exist when everyone I know of any age hates them? This poor kid has deep seated emotional problems stemming from this picture.
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!
Hysterical and horrifying!
I feel bad for that little girl. She’s genuinely horrified. But in the immortal words of Krusty, “Don’t blame me. IIIIIIIIIIII didn’t do it!” He’s scaring the bejesuz out of little kids, just like clowns are supposed to. If anything, blame the parents. Who exposes their kid to a freaky thing like that? She’ll likely never eat pizza again.
I’ve thought about things, and have come to this conclusion: This clown knows he is totally not funny. He calls himself “Pizza” because kids like pizza, and he therefore hopes that this will translate into him being more likeable to the kids. This is obviously an epic failure.
One thing about clowns is that you never know who they are in real life because their makeup hides them in their creepy clown lives. John Wayne Gacy, serial killer and clown, is a good example. 30+ bodies found in his crawl space after he was caught. That’s all I’m saying.
I am so scarred by that comment it isn’t even funny. *the comment wasn’t supposed to be funny in the first place, I’m pretty sure*
My hatred of clowns was bad enough a few minutes ago, now it’s descended into sheer terror.
Which, for some sick reason, pleases me.
You have totally given foundation for my phobia.
I’d be crying too.
haha that would be something I would do as a little girl…or now
This site needs a category for creepy clown photos
C-c-c-yeayah!
i mean.. you come up with a better name
This is a new governement program designed to scare kids away from eating junkfood.
That child is only expressing what I feel right now. I HATE CLOWNS!!
I think this little girl might have made at least one attempt at escape. Notice Pizza’s right wrist , now the girls lower teeth, and finally the “dribble” on her dress. Also I studied the position of his mouth, mimicked it, and the sound is a gutteral grimace of pain (hehe) TRY IT!
….and yet another terrorized child by some goof who thinks it’s hilarious to dress up in a garishly ugly outfit to make kids laugh. Execute clowns!
clowns aren’t funny, they’re scary
This is how I was told my first birthday went…
Caption should read: Scared For Life!
The picture is scary. Heck, I’m scared! The hand reaching for the viewer. The child in the creature’s clutches – no escape. The tattered clothes, the wig made from hair from a cadaver. A Styrofoam hat handwritten “pizza” – and I take notice the backdrop seam, not only cheap but symbolizes there is no end, looping into infinity.
I’d scream too!
Is it just me? I see an amazing resemblance between that clown and Bill Clinton.
When the construction business was slow, John Wayne Gacy delivered pizzas for tips, and to meet some swell kids.
If you look at his hand, you can see a tan line. It looks like he wears those clown gloves all the time. Creeeepy.
I can imagine that awful carnival…
I never feared clowns ….until this moment.
After a long day driving, we finally found a motel with vacancy. Except the only room available was a circus themed room. We went to check it out and when our youngest son saw the clown painted on the wall, he clung to my legs saying “No clowns! No clowns!” We kept driving…