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Maybe she has a Watermelon farm and before entering there is a HUGE cutout sign of this picture posted up on the side of a hill with a caption “Trespassers will be shot.”
This is my watermelon, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
Omfg I love you for that comment, haha.
That was the best comment I have seen in a while. Thanks
Oh, I am laughing so hard I’m crying. The comment there is even funnier than the crazy picture!
OMG I THINK I JUST TINKLED!!
Me too!
Crying, CRYING I’m laughing so hard at your comment. FANTASTIC!!!!
Comments like this are going to get me fired for snorting in my cube.
AAAHAHAHA, great Monica!
You can have my melons when you pry them from my dead, cold … uh, … what was I talking about?
Her mistake that she’s left her son in the car and brought the watermelon in for the family photo won’t be fully noticed by her until she heads home to tuck the baby in for a nap and carve up the melon.
Appreciate the back story on this. It all makes sense now.
Um. Why?
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Shootin’ a watermelon is mighty cold!
Does she know Bait and Shoot is illegal in most states?
Dave, cut it out! ;P
I just do not get this photo!
What must the photographer at Olan Mills have thought? Okay, lady, calm down. There’s no sitting fee for the melon.
Great one!
I’m thinking since this is a fourth of july picture it’s about bearing fruit and bearing arms. I don’t know how they’re related, but that’s my guess. I’m absolutely flabbergasted by this picture.
is that a melon in your arm, or are you just mad to see me??
PULL!
omg I think I know that watermelon!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you: The South.
I am the author of this image — you will find the captioned version of it on my web site.
Awkward rule #412: Random props
uh, i carried a watermelon.
Awesome use of a Dirty Dancing quote!
I never thought of using a gun to open up the watermelons at our family picnics, I always used a kitchen knife, go figure!!
there is something sexy about a woman with a gun and a watermelon, it’s like it appeals to at least three of my favorite things
This is actually a security cam shot from a fruit stand robbery in Alabama
ExTrEmE Gallagher!!!
ROFLMAO!! WTCBF? I guess they ran out of clay pigeons? Honey, will you put this on your head while I do target practice?
Yeah…sure you can have this watermelon….Feelin’ lucky punk?
Where’d Ya’ll git a picture of my wife?
haha XD
ummm…. did anyone else notice she’s pregnant?
THANK YOU.
Well…it all makes perfect sense now. She’s pregnant. I did that exact same thing when I was pregnant, only with a cumquat and a crossbow.
Large, juicy fruit, a bun in the oven and a handgun. Does it get any better than this, boys?
i think she wants people to keep their dirty hands off her melons
Galiger, that wimp with his big hammers. I’ll show you how to really smash a watermelon.
I know what you’re thinkin’ punk. Did she fire 6 times or only 5 ? And to tell’ya the truth, I’ve forgotten myself in all the excitement. …..You gotta ask yourself one question. Do ya feel lucky ? Well do ya punk ?