A reminder of the freedoms we fought so hard for.
(submitted by Brian)
Fortunately, in her state they have concealed watermelon laws. Otherwise the picture would’ve looked a whole lot wronger.
I am really concerned that this may be my neighbor. Locking the doors from now on.
“What’d you say ’bout ma melons??”
i think she’s conveying what she’s going to do to the next person who asks her if she’s got a watermelon in there! i’ve been there…. felt like doing this!
I think we dated at community college
What awkard about that? She’s simply exercising her right to bear arms…and children.
She can come to my party tonight. Tell her we have fireworks and beer.
When you cantaloupe,get your watermelon!
I’m so,so sorry,it’s all I could come up with.
Why is everyone commenting on the watermelon? The watermelon is the most normal thing she is carrying!
wow. why would someone want a picture like this? and why would someone agree to take it?
Agree? If had a chance to take that shot, I can’t imagine passing it up!
C’mon! This isn’t awkward! Every mom is like this here in Louisiana. It is called weekend.
You can have my watermelon when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
…remember “DIRTY DANCING” – everything start´s with carrying a WATERMELON!!!
I would love to see this in an oil painting. Over my fireplace.
Is there some kind of Republican hidden meaning?
Yeah Republicans hate watermelon.
Proof that pictures are worth (at least) a thousand words. Many of them followed by question marks.
I’m at a loss, I truly can’t imagine what the photographer was up to… unless she’s going to use that melon to skeet shoot. Has this shot just been taken for this site? I think it should have posted on perplexingfamilyphotos.com
wow. just wow.
This photo is so…so, that it feels like it was staged as a joke. Please tell me this photo is a joke.
Wow–looks like Fourth of July is at Marney’s house too!
And you better bring the right red, white, and blue casserole.
And it better be in a regulation size dish!
OMG! Maybe that IS Marni! Hope you brought the right lid and a serving spoon, not a soup spoon…
and you must shoot the watermelon instead of using a knife. everyone knows it tastes better.
I was on the same wave length….
“I brought your effin’ watermelon, Marnie, and if you don’t like it? Say hello to my little friend….”
Good one! Maybe this one is prepared for Marney’s nervous breakdown when she sees there is no serving spoon or a regulation serving dish.
“Look, I’m taking the watermelon and there’s nothing you can do about it. Be at the payphone at 5th and Vine at 2pm for further instructions. And DO NOT call the Police. If you do, the watermelon dies!”
lol, drop the guns or the watermelon gets it!
Sweet Founding Fathers! They are collectively rolling in their graves. Or maybe not. Which is even more frightening.
this needs a back story!
What the ???? “Okay, for this photo shoot, remember to dress casual, maybe a floral print dress, and bring a small watermelon. Oh, and don’t forget your gun.”
I hope Brian let her have the watermelon all to herself.
don’t touch my melons …or else?
Nothing says Happy Independence Day like a watermelon and a gun??? I don’t think I want her at MY picnic…..
Now that is my kind of girl.
Holy Hell! Oh, where to start? Nice Melons? Look at those Guns? But together? Wow! I’m not sure how to react. Excited, Scared? I indeed lmao.
” I claim this watermellon and ain’t nobody gonna take it from me”
i wonder why is she holding the water melon? Does it have some meaning..
are these supposed to be her two favorite things, or does she like to shoot watermelons? WTF?
Clearly, she’ll be using the watermelon as target practice! A skill she’ll soon pass on to her child.
I was wondering what what so “awkward” … until I scrolled down a bit. She scares me. :-\
“Touch my watermelon and die!”
What?!?!? I just completely don’t understand why someone would have this photo taken.
Mom? Mommy? Is that you?
Good for her keeping her finger off the trigger and not pointing the gun in an unsafe direction!
“I carried a watermelon…”
“I carried a watermelon…??”
That’s one way to remove the seeds.
You’ll get my watermelon when you pry it from my cold dead hands…..
Or, when watermelons are outlawed, only outlaws will have watermelons……
Watermelons dont kill people, people kill people.
There are no words….
That is wrong!
Words fail me……
Umm, no comment
She makes fruit salad in a different way than others.
Hilarious.. That made me laugh.
It’s a little known fact that the watermelon is a member of the Yonkowski family. You gotta problem with that?
Good grief, America. Don’t annoy her. She may frown at you…not.
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