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Interesting combination.
Anyone notice the background??? Shes at a studio or something. With a Glock and a watermelon. This guy has a lot of props. WOW. I am taking a Pic of my fiancee with a glock and a Melon later, I ask if everyone will.
Sadly, my fiancee would actually have a gun availible to take this picture. he would love the idea
The picture would work better with a compound bow.
That joke gets better and better.
hahahahaha!
Maybe she’s just hormonally challenged right now and can’t decide if she would rather shoot her husband or eat a melon? “Oh boy, junior’s kicking again. Honey, I’m really craving watermelon. Can you get me some please, honey?… NOW!”
i like this
Or, better yet, “No, I am NOT carrying a watermelon under here, smart @$$. This is what a watermelon looks like. Any questions?”
YES!!! YES!!!
You are so right. Perfect caption. What on earth was she thinking?
I get my demands or the watermelon gets it.
Watermelons don’t kill people, guns kill people!
She is one serious Gallagher fan.
NICE!
That’s exactly what I thought! Maybe a relative?
hahahahahhaah that’s great
LOL!
I’m guessing Photoshop. This is too weird for me to wrap my head around otherwise.
But a gun and a watermelon? Too strange and random to be planned.
Ok, this is what I get out of this. ‘Swallowed a watermelon seed’ is of course a euphemism for being pregnant, often with the implication that a euphemism is required, i.e., in the case of an out-of-wedlock pregnancy (once a shocking thing, boys and girls). A shotgun wedding was once a common outcome of swallowing a watermelon seed, the shotgun normally being wielded by the bride’s father, not the bride herself, but seeing as that’s actually not a shotgun she’s holding, we won’t quibble on that detail. I’m thinking this young lady took herself to a portrait studio with the visual aids of a watermelon and a gun, put on a Mona Lisa smile, and sent the result as a subtle threat to the guy who, um, provided the watermelon.
damned farmers
No no no! I think Ms. Melonz is simply showing us, through photography, that she is indeed an ardent supporter of her right to BARE arms.
You sure can see good.
this is what i thought too
She’s simply a lady with a watermellon waiting for one more smarta$$ to say, “nice mellon.”
What do you mean can u explain that a little better??
I’d just kill for a watermelon!
She’s a ‘watermelon smuggler’. Bwa ha ha!
Nothing says “PHOTO OP” like a watermelon and a handgun.
This broad scares the hell out of me
Notice proper gun control — finger off the trigger.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Gallagher’s wife is pissed about the amount of time he is spending with his watermelons and is going to do something about it.
Love it. She’s HAD it!!!
so THAT’S what the fourth of july is about! handguns and watermelon! I KNEW IT!
This is really confusing. Why? Just why?????!!!!
Things you don’t want to hear when dropping you 7 yr old off at school…….”And this is our new class room assistant, Miss D Mena ….and today we are comparing the watermelon to a childs head…who wants to go first?”
That’s no watermelon. That’s a Super Deluxe Big Green Hand Grenade™ by Ronco.
BLACK GALLAGHER B*****S!
If you are a Dave Chappelle fan
GREAT ONE ! !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
teehee
lol
“I carried a watermelon”
I so would not have gotten that but now I think its funny
The photo is by Oleg Volk. He does a lot of 2nd Amendment photos, as well as more artsy stuff. I guess it doesn’t make much sense without his captions, but it is really about being self-sufficient.
I can see that. I rarely feel self-sufficient unless I’m hauling a watermelon under my arm.
so then what is the original caption?
I wonder if she feels self suficient without bullets?
Hey, no caption needed! you gotta fight for your right to carry a watermelon, I always say!
yep! nothing says ’self sufficient’ like a semi-automatic pistol and a watermelon.
Thank God, and the founders and our servicemen that we live in a country where we can express ourselfs like this. No other place on earth enjoys the freedoms that we take for granted.
Yep. And we can express ourselves, even.
Win.
Thankfully some places on Earth enjoy freedom without needing a gun to express it…
What you never heard Ronald Reagan say “Peace through Strength”? She is just trying to give all the watermelons in the world a little protection. LMAO
somehow i think the gun and the watermelon cancel each other out…
I used to think that, and then I lived in other countries, and it turns out, many of them enjoy the right to take awkward photos as well.
You’re right though, I totally take that for granted.
I just look at this photo and wonder, what the hell???
Is her eggo prego?
Or is it a food baby from eating too much watermelon?
Hold on, I can’t tell, I’m on my hamburger phone…
Congress has recently briefed a bill banning all use of hand-held watermellons.
nice melons!!
oops, I mean melon
In Soviet Russia watermelon eats you.
I love this woman. No, really I do !
She looks delicious, and darn it I’ll say it. She got a great set of melons !
Notice her finger is NOT on the trigger, the safe way to carry. Is she going to go “Gallagher” on that melon?
Join the NRA ! ! Join Gun Owner’s Of America !
Lurleen couldn’t understand why she couldn’t find the right guy.
hahahaha. this made me laught… A LOT.
Guns Guts and Watermelons is what makes America great!
That is funny shiz!
America, f#$% yeah!
…this is a photo for a wedding announcement…a shotgun wedding XD
(yes I know that is not a shotgun)
Guns don’t kill people, watermelons do.
hey, that’s exactly what I was thinking !
Galigers lazy sister
Sledge-O-Matic has nothing on this chick.
You had me at Sledge…
That woman is a true patriot.
“listen to my demands or the melon gets it”
All I need is this watermelon and and and this Glock 17!
Does the Constitution protect the right to bear watermelons?
Just how dangerous ARE the watermellow patches where she comes from? And who/what did she have to shoot to get that trophy mellon?
You know this photo is extremely weird… but what is weirder is those individuals who try to analyze it & truly try to make sense out of it…
“If some guy tells me I got a nice melon ONE…MORE…TIME…!”
“Maa’m, do you have a license for that watermelon?”
“Why is there a watermelon there?”
“I’ll tell you later.”
Gallagher’s sister just prefers to take her watermelons down from a safe distance
What, you’ve never heard of skeet shooting with a handgun?
I LOVE IT! Not really awkward, but so wonderfully discomforting.