Comments on: Awkward Family Story: Meet the Dummy

By: threedaymeatsale

threedaymeatsale — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:14:42 +0000

LOOK!!!! The author of this story is a weak and fallible person! They made some mistakes. We should break it apart and piss on them for their heresy. Why, if it weren’t for crap like the story above, this website would be overrun with these tacky; confusing stories. Heck, this website might crumble into a sophomoric humor site. I bet it would be a site full of pictures and very few words. I’m pretty sure you could make a whole site just dedicated to embarrassing, or dated photos. Hmmmm…….. Oh-my-friggin’……..They do have a website like that. As a matter of fact… we are on it…….RIGHT NOW!!!

Don’t forget. This is like a puzzle. You need to figure out how many mistakes I just made above, and in this pile o’ words here at the bottom. Then using the preceding key, write a full page comment explaining why I am proof of man’s devolution: Misspelled word = Pretty Dumb/Could Be Typo, Incorrect Grammar = Couldn’t find your way out of wet paper bag. Because even if your job is smashing photons together in a machine that’s worth more than Trump Tower, you’re still a complete moron if you make a mistake whilst writing a story.

By: John Conner the blue kitten

John Conner the blue kitten — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:11:00 +0000

YOU’VE BEEN LEARNED!!
But what a rather lovvvvely story.
I want to meet your mum, she sounds delicious.

By: Cami

Cami — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:08:00 +0000

There is really no need to just be mean. We’re here for the awkward-ness, not to critique writing styles.

By: Justine

Justine — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:55:41 +0000

You are all on the wrong website if you are here to criticize the grammar or writing. The rest of us are here to enjoy and laugh at the stories and pictures. Get past the big words and learn to lighten up a bit.

By: entertained

entertained — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:34:16 +0000

Now that’s funny.

By: Desdes

Desdes — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:15:42 +0000

You took the words right out of my mouth.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:52:30 +0000

He’s not referring to northerners, Yanks is what Brits call Americans.

By: SoenSoe

SoenSoe — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:35:28 +0000

That’s hilarious. Your mom rules. A little on the Michael Scott side but tight none-the-less. Also, I understood the story regardless of how it’s written. Well or terribly, it’s of no consequence; all of these assholes got the point. That said, fantastic moment to share.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:45:20 +0000

Brilliant Seinfeld reference.

By: Susan E

Susan E — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:27:39 +0000

To be concise, is it enough to say the writing is, um, awkward?