forgive me is someone has already noticed this…but the woman in the middle is a dead ringer for joan allen and the guy looks a lot like j.t. walsh (big bob) from the movie “pleasantville”. it is creeping me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG … LOL! I just found your blog and am going through every post … I’m dying here. Thank goodness I’m not anywhere near these people. They scare me … LOL…..
Your car breaks down in front of an ordinary-looking house. The woman at the door lets you in to use the phone. They tell you to have a seat while you wait, and you sit in the newly upholstered arm-chair. The three of them sit across from you, lowering themselves to the couch in unison. They stare at you in a long silence. The man notices you nervously eyeing the axe in his hand.
“Been out chopping wood.” he says; but you saw no trees in the yard.
The unnerving silence returns as they stare.
“We told you, officer, we often have blood stains on our driveway because
we are avid hunters. Always have been. Now if there’s nothing else, we’ll say ‘Good day.’”
The two on the right are the morticians and the one on the left is their best body they have dressed to date…. the photograph is part of their portfolio. However, once they have prepared the body they have supper with it, take it to the mall, and wheel it around the supermarket….. you know one last hoorah before pushing up daisies 6-feet below.
If it was a cowboy they’d prop him up beside the jukebox, fill his boots up with sand, and put a cold drink in his hand.
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I think the Van Helsings could take ‘em…
To the Cornfeild!!!
Looks like something out of THE TWILIGHT ZONE!! creepy!
“hello, we’re glad you came for dinner….you’re the main course!”
LOL
Woman on left- “Mother made a comment about my large bow, once…………….once.”
And that stare…..it shoots through schools.
What’s scary is the art work on the wall!
Remember: Placement is everything!
Where is the Style Queen when you need her?
those aren’t pictures.. they’re portals to parallel dimensions
Very MC Escher
The pictures on the wall are where they hid the bodies.
“We don’t get visitors much ’round these parts.”
This needs to go into the awkward hall of fame.
I keep coming back to this one…I don’t know why.
Two words for this photo…Twilight Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is straight out of a Hitchcock film, no?
This was the night the famous invasion from Mars was broadcast.
Okay, WHERE is the light coming from in this one? Are those semi headlights shining through the window? Are they about to be run over??
This picture reminds me of the film Eraserhead.
Absolutely true! ahhahahahah
this photo scares the crap out of me… horror movie?
The pilot episode of “Three’s Company”…. from the 1950’s. Just couldnt quite make it past the test audiences…
forgive me is someone has already noticed this…but the woman in the middle is a dead ringer for joan allen and the guy looks a lot like j.t. walsh (big bob) from the movie “pleasantville”. it is creeping me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was literally my first thought. Weird.
There’s room for one more, Jenny….
OMG! Too funny!
looks like a prequel to the prequel of the exorcist.
AND the pictures on the wall in the backround are pictures of empty rooms!
Oh wow! I was creeped out before I noticed that-somehow that makes it worse. . .
ok i think they just sucked my soul BACKWARDS through the camera.
The dude doesn’t seem to know something that the two ladies know. Probably doesn’t want to.
OH YOUR HEAR? wONDERFULL WE ARE SO EXITED WE CAN’T CONTAIN OURSELVES.
Holy Cow! Good work Mr. Lynch…
HAAHAHAHA….I may laugh but the picture actually scares me!
OMG … LOL! I just found your blog and am going through every post … I’m dying here. Thank goodness I’m not anywhere near these people. They scare me … LOL…..
You couldn’t pose something this creepy.*shudder*
The Eyes of Kenneth Mars….and Family.
Gulp!
“Get it right this time – or else!!!”
Reminds me of a great old Sci-Fi flick called “Invaders from Mars.”
Twlight movie is a very very good movie to watch. i love the whole story plus the actors and actresses are all gorgeous.
um, no
what a random thing to post here. maybe you are confusing Twilight and The Twilight Zone, Michelle
Twilight is simply the best movie and i am so much addicted to it. Kirsten Stewart is very pretty and Robery Pattinson is so handsome!!!
They look oh so huggable.
Whose arm is that in the middle? Something coming out of the sofa? Parasitic twin?
Your car breaks down in front of an ordinary-looking house. The woman at the door lets you in to use the phone. They tell you to have a seat while you wait, and you sit in the newly upholstered arm-chair. The three of them sit across from you, lowering themselves to the couch in unison. They stare at you in a long silence. The man notices you nervously eyeing the axe in his hand.
“Been out chopping wood.” he says; but you saw no trees in the yard.
The unnerving silence returns as they stare.
The eyes follow you! Yep, officially scared crapless.
“We told you, officer, we often have blood stains on our driveway because
we are avid hunters. Always have been. Now if there’s nothing else, we’ll say ‘Good day.’”
The two on the right are the morticians and the one on the left is their best body they have dressed to date…. the photograph is part of their portfolio. However, once they have prepared the body they have supper with it, take it to the mall, and wheel it around the supermarket….. you know one last hoorah before pushing up daisies 6-feet below.
If it was a cowboy they’d prop him up beside the jukebox, fill his boots up with sand, and put a cold drink in his hand.