“Would you like to join us for dinner? We like it when guests join us for dinner… don’t we mother? George, would you be a dear and lock the door? Our guest will be staying with us for a while…. a very LONG while….”
“We told you, officer, we often have blood stains on our driveway because
we are avid hunters. Always have been. Now if there’s nothing else, we’ll say ‘Good day.’”
Your car breaks down in front of an ordinary-looking house. The woman at the door lets you in to use the phone. They tell you to have a seat while you wait, and you sit in the newly upholstered arm-chair. The three of them sit across from you, lowering themselves to the couch in unison. They stare at you in a long silence. The man notices you nervously eyeing the axe in his hand.
“Been out chopping wood.” he says; but you saw no trees in the yard.
The unnerving silence returns as they stare.
OMG … LOL! I just found your blog and am going through every post … I’m dying here. Thank goodness I’m not anywhere near these people. They scare me … LOL…..
forgive me is someone has already noticed this…but the woman in the middle is a dead ringer for joan allen and the guy looks a lot like j.t. walsh (big bob) from the movie “pleasantville”. it is creeping me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holy crap… this photographer is a freakin genius. ever seen the work of diane arbus? google her!
Where’s Norman Bates’ “mother”?
“Come in. Welcome”…E.G. Marshall, CBS Radio Mystery Theater
this is really creep..straight out hitchcock
Wellcome to the livingroom from Hell – where no one can hear you scream Mwhaaaa
“Would you like to join us for dinner? We like it when guests join us for dinner… don’t we mother? George, would you be a dear and lock the door? Our guest will be staying with us for a while…. a very LONG while….”
Lizzie Borden took an axe…
“We told you, officer, we often have blood stains on our driveway because
we are avid hunters. Always have been. Now if there’s nothing else, we’ll say ‘Good day.’”
The eyes follow you! Yep, officially scared crapless.
Your car breaks down in front of an ordinary-looking house. The woman at the door lets you in to use the phone. They tell you to have a seat while you wait, and you sit in the newly upholstered arm-chair. The three of them sit across from you, lowering themselves to the couch in unison. They stare at you in a long silence. The man notices you nervously eyeing the axe in his hand.
“Been out chopping wood.” he says; but you saw no trees in the yard.
The unnerving silence returns as they stare.
Whose arm is that in the middle? Something coming out of the sofa? Parasitic twin?
They look oh so huggable.
Twilight is simply the best movie and i am so much addicted to it. Kirsten Stewart is very pretty and Robery Pattinson is so handsome!!!
I think you are confusing “Twilight” and “The Twilight Zone”
I think you’re totally right.
OMG, freakin hiarious
Twlight movie is a very very good movie to watch. i love the whole story plus the actors and actresses are all gorgeous.
um, no
what a random thing to post here. maybe you are confusing Twilight and The Twilight Zone, Michelle
I think Michelle is the one in the pic on the left.
Reminds me of a great old Sci-Fi flick called “Invaders from Mars.”
“Get it right this time – or else!!!”
Gulp!
The Eyes of Kenneth Mars….and Family.
You couldn’t pose something this creepy.*shudder*
OMG … LOL! I just found your blog and am going through every post … I’m dying here. Thank goodness I’m not anywhere near these people. They scare me … LOL…..
HAAHAHAHA….I may laugh but the picture actually scares me!
Holy Cow! Good work Mr. Lynch…
OH YOUR HEAR? wONDERFULL WE ARE SO EXITED WE CAN’T CONTAIN OURSELVES.
The dude doesn’t seem to know something that the two ladies know. Probably doesn’t want to.
ok i think they just sucked my soul BACKWARDS through the camera.
AND the pictures on the wall in the backround are pictures of empty rooms!
Oh wow! I was creeped out before I noticed that-somehow that makes it worse. . .
looks like a prequel to the prequel of the exorcist.
There’s room for one more, Jenny….
OMG! Too funny!
forgive me is someone has already noticed this…but the woman in the middle is a dead ringer for joan allen and the guy looks a lot like j.t. walsh (big bob) from the movie “pleasantville”. it is creeping me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was literally my first thought. Weird.
The pilot episode of “Three’s Company”…. from the 1950′s. Just couldnt quite make it past the test audiences…
this photo scares the crap out of me… horror movie?
This picture reminds me of the film Eraserhead.
Absolutely true! ahhahahahah
Okay, WHERE is the light coming from in this one? Are those semi headlights shining through the window? Are they about to be run over??
This was the night the famous invasion from Mars was broadcast.
This is straight out of a Hitchcock film, no?
Two words for this photo…Twilight Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!
This needs to go into the awkward hall of fame.
I keep coming back to this one…I don’t know why.
“We don’t get visitors much ’round these parts.”
The pictures on the wall are where they hid the bodies.
What’s scary is the art work on the wall!
Remember: Placement is everything!
Where is the Style Queen when you need her?
those aren’t pictures.. they’re portals to parallel dimensions
Very MC Escher
Woman on left- “Mother made a comment about my large bow, once…………….once.”
And that stare…..it shoots through schools.
“hello, we’re glad you came for dinner….you’re the main course!”
LOL
pod people
I think the Van Helsings could take ‘em…
To the Cornfeild!!!
Looks like something out of THE TWILIGHT ZONE!! creepy!