Nosedance
July 9th, 2009
So close, but yet, so very close.
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Tags: denim, kissing, matchy-matchy
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Spreading the Awkwardness
So close, but yet, so very close.
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Tags: denim, kissing, matchy-matchy
ooo ooo awkward feet!
hahaha that made me laugh out loud
We can only assume that they are celebrating their Eskimo heritage outside the very bowling alley where he proposed.
- – lowered expectations – -
Does this remind anyone else of that dating show from Mad TV?
Hahahaha!!! About peed myself…it totally does!
hahahaha that is absolutely hilarious!! i found myself singing that theme just now.
My thoughts exactly! My eyes are watering…
An Eskimo kiss gone wrong
I actually kind of like this one.
Yes, my darleeng. I wish to keez you pash-o-net-lee, but your garleec breath make theez deefeecult.
HAHA that made me laugh out loud
“I told you not to have onions before this photo shoot… it’s all I can smell.”
And…nose, nose, cha cha cha….
That’s great! Their legs are in a cha-cha pose after all.
They must have gotten some of those eskimo kissing bears free with a hallmark purchase a few years ago.
Bell bottoms.
Excellent.
I believe this was meant to be a kiss. Stupid noses got into the way!
They share a touching moment before it’s ultimately ruined by a random recently married couple trying to hide behind the same building.
nice, laurie
LOL! Love the reference to a previously posted awkward photo!
Ok honey don’t you remember, you tilt your head to the right and I tilt to the left. God you never listen.
OK, that was an outtake – the photographer snapped before the liplock and hand-clasp behind the back were completed! Makes for a good awkward pic, though.
yeah, or a precious moments figurine!
It’s a marvelous night for a nosedance.
love it..
Photographer: “An intimate kiss pose would be great. But could you please ensure no parts of your lower body are touching, so it looks classy?”
Can someone explain to me why wedding/engagement photographers (or perhaps their subjects) seem to insist on photographing their subjects against vaguely industrial cinderblock and cement walls? Seriously, I think every engagement photo set I have ever seen includes a cinderblock wall montage.
I agree 100%! It’s mandatory or something
Obvioulsy, a new trend. I have seen some that were actually very nicely done…
Their next pose will be of them hiding behind the building….
Done right, it actually looks nice. But it also has a little representation of making it “this” far. As in love isn’t always sunshine and flowers, but if you can weather it this far…… That’s my opinion, but while I too have used industrial style backdrops, I try to put in different styles, I go off of my customers personalities.
I guess industrial is an improvement from the hands cutting a cake or lighting a candle type ickiness….
Darling, I’m not gonna lie. I’m going a little cross-eyed.
He has a compound bow hidden on that rusty fire escape.
I was waiting for the compound bow joke…nice one. hilarious!
Someone PLEASE provide a link to the “compound bow” photo. I can’t find it. I’m sick of being on the outside, looking in. But something tells me its not that funny to begin with, or at least, it’s a dead horse?
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Oh, it really is that funny…
these two definitely make kissing look awkward. I don’t know what’s worse-their noses being face to face or the way their feet are tangled!
Tanya and Eddie were both “close talkers”, that’s why they got along so well.
HAHA love it!
Naaah. Feet aren’t “tangled”. She’s got her legs crossed so she’s sure that “a kiss is just a kiss”.
hahahahaha!!! that’s one way to do it I guess…?
That’s exactly what I thought
Ahahaha! Great
They look cute together.
Can you smell me now?
LOL
Siamese twins cojoined at the nose?
Haha, marvelous night for a nosedance. Thank you tillman!
Almost a cute picture – awkward.
I love how awkwardly far away their bodies are, in addition to the requisite cinder-block building backdrop.
The matching outfits are nice. So spontaneous yet so set-up.
You must remember this….a kiss is just a kiss…a nose tweak is just a nose tweak…
Wow…scary but I actually (no joke) know this couple and am going to their wedding next month…don’t remember seeing this one on the web-site though!
You must have them confused with another couple, they got married last month!
Hmmm, I just sent this picture to my friend because I SWEAR the girl looks like someone we went to college with… The world may never know!
they didnt get married they broke up almost three years ago…
What a romantic setting.
This isn’t romantic, she’s just rescued him using the fire escape. Now they’re checking on his degree of smoke inhalation.
She has a policy of not kissing on the first date
someone pllleeease tell me this was not an engagement photo!
LOL it was!!!
don’t be so nosy!!
Kind of reminds me how we danced in Jr High…and then adding an ALMOST kiss!
This is just intense. Ha ha I can hear the heavy breathing. First kiss maybe?? Ha ha
I don’t know which is more disconcerting to me… that these two were meeting in a back alley to rub noses, or that there was someone there to take a picture of them…
*Snurk*
or rather, make that *snort*
Wonders if a highschool principal came during their photoshoot/ dance and told them to keep there waist 6 inches apart.
I really hope this was taken as a candid of strangers.
That would make it so much better.
I didn’t know there was such a thing as Siamese Fraternal Twins.
o amor é lindo….
Ahhh-Chooooo!
Do they part ways calling “Smell ya later!”?
soo……much…DENIM!
Baby, I will rock yo world!!
“You smell like chicken wings.”
“So do you!”
“Marry me….”
what about the photographer? truly, the person behind the lense is the unsung hero of this shot. or does the low camera angle and back alley account for the lack of a third party?