Birthday Boy

July 10th, 2009

Birthday Boy - Birthdays

Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!

(submitted by Mollie)

126 Responses to “Birthday Boy”

  1. Jason says:

    And THAT is why Hooters is such a fine dinning establishment.

  2. Sara says:

    I had a co-worker once who had her young son’s birthday at Hooters (he was pretty young, under 10). I have no idea what she was thinking. Maybe Chuck E. Cheese was booked that day?

  3. Tango says:

    Oy, I must be getting old. Those girls don’t look much older than he does.

  4. nikki says:

    Obviously dad’s weekend to have the kids

  5. Justin says:

    Kids grow up sooooo fast these days….. not only is he at Hooters but judging by the T-shirt he’s also the designated driver.

  6. Sam says:

    Thanks DAD!! I don’t care what mom says, You’re Awesome

  7. stepstranger says:

    I cannot wait to see the compound bow comment. This should be classy.

  8. gareth says:

    i’m totally diggin that kid’s hemp necklace. i might have to hit up hot topic after my hooter’s brunch.

    T-G-I-F in such a hard way.

  9. Pam says:

    Well, thats inappropriate for his age! Way to start him off early in terms of T’s and A’s!

  10. Amy says:

    Girl in the back, middle: “Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss!!!”

  11. Brandon says:

    Mom?!? D:

  12. nigel says:

    That look on his face is saying: “I am SO putting this picture on MySpace.”

  13. this never happens to me says:

    how come this never happens to me

  14. EdFromJersey says:

    STRANGER DANGER,STRANg…..Oh, Nevermind.

  15. adichaira says:

    ummmm….kinda creepily cropped…photoshop, anyone??

  16. Brett Mary says:

    They have the best wings!!!

  17. Charlene says:

    That kid looks miserable!

  18. jess lerkin says:

    Somebody’s pretty good w/Photoshop . . .

  19. Stuart says:

    If hitting puberty isn’t bad enough, let’s throw in some impossibly high expectations for the future to go along with it.

  20. Jomo says:

    Awkward? More like…awesome.

  21. Bongo Boy says:

    I feel really awkward just looking at this! I feel sorry for the boy and sorry (in a completely different way) for whoever thought this was a great way to celebrate the boy’s birthday. I’d rather be forced to wear a silly birthday party hat.

  22. MVM says:

    Jake says thanks to uncle Charlie for the awesome birthday party.

  23. Tim says:

    Luckiest. Kid. Ever.

  24. TigerFan says:

    10 bucks says Mom’s not at this birthday party. Way to go , Dad!!

  25. Poindexter says:

    That kid’s a S T U D.

  26. tofudisan says:

    Man. All my parents got me was a pocket knife. They suck.

  27. Natalie says:

    It kind of looks like the little guy has some sort of medical/trachea tube-type thing on his throat (yes, that’s the medical term for them), like he just got out of the hospital.

    Mom: “where should we go for dinner, now that you’ve been released and are feeling better?”
    Dad: “Hooters! I, uh, asked him earlier when you weren’t in the room. He wants Hooters”.

    Poor little fella’.

  28. What in the World? says:

    My goodness – who thought that was a good idea? I’m not sure what’s more awkward –
    a.) the look on the little boys face who is obviously uncomfortable,
    b.) how delighted these women look as they’re all pressed up against a child

    This pic definitely gives me the creeps – yuck.

  29. Suze says:

    I think the lady on the upper left is overqualified to work there.

  30. Heather says:

    There is something not right about this but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Oh well it will come to me later!
    What is he 9? What parent thought it was a good idea to take him there in the first place and THEN take this really beyond awkward picture to live on forever!?

  31. Lil J says:

    Waitress on the lower left looks just about as young as the birthday boy – yikes!

  32. Dave says:

    Those are the best parents ever!!

  33. PJ says:

    Lady, you better watch out for his compound bow (and arrow).

  34. Lacie says:

    If only he were a few years older…this would then be the best day of his life. Ahahaha! But I do agree, the ladies that are touching him, ehhh that kinda creeps me out. Any yes Bel X, I do believe that just might be a snaKe around his neck under his shirt. Didn’t even notice it til you pointed it out. Good eyes!

  35. Natalija says:

    Hahahahaha oh man, he looks soooooo uncomfortable….
    The look on his face, why daddy WHY?!!!

  36. Topper says:

    It’s true – youth really is wasted on the young!

  37. Irene says:

    errrr… inappropriate on so many levels.

  38. littlejuliet says:

    Wait, does his t-shirt say “Designated Driver?”

  39. eyebleaf says:

    Little does he know that that’s probably as good as it’s going to get! BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

  40. dramaking says:

    Look at his little fists clenched in awkward discomfort…too much/too many/too everything!!!

  41. Shrimpngrits says:

    NOW can I have my chickenwings?

  42. Jack says:

    It looks like the brunette with too much eye shadow is going to try and eat him. PEOPLE!!! THE HOT WINGS ARE MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Sheri says:

    “get away from my danger zone”

  44. AzraynaZin says:

    Hahah. Go shorty! it’s your birthday!

  45. Mose says:

    I feel like the girl on the lower left is doing more than she’s getting paid for…

  46. James says:

    Woah that hand is a bit too close to the crotch region lady. lol!

  47. Jakobe says:

    Ehhh, my tummy hurts.

  48. Stephanie says:

    Hmmmm….my son is about to turn 9 and I’ve been trying to come up with a great idea for his party. Of course! (smacks forehead)…HOOTERS!!! Now why didn’t I think of that?

  49. Barbie says:

    is that marilyn manson behind him??

  50. Bel x says:

    Oh Dearie Me!

    Mucho Awkwardness on so many levels!

    The inappropriately high hand position of the girl on his right… The Push Up Bra working wonders for the girl at the back !

    And is that a snake round his neck? Under his tshirt?

    Awkward indeed!

    • Angie says:

      It really looks like a trach-tube-thingie (yes, that IS the technical term). Which made me go, “Wow, was THIS his make-a-wish?”

    • Stacy says:

      oh dearie me is right! The worst is that inappropriately high hand.

      Now, In all fairness, my son started choosing Hooters as his birthday meal for his 12th birthday…

      But Im thinking this kid is maybe 9 or 10…

    • aginneiowa says:

      Yes, it’s a snake – that’s the ticket!

    • Rondi says:

      I was going to say something about the hand, but the problem isn’t the hand, it is the thought that the parents would take him to Hooters or allow him to go… they don’t even have good food there. I haven’t been to that place in 10 years, and you wouldn’t catch me there either, or my kids to my knowledge. This is beyond awkward, this is irresponsible…

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