Roman Shade

July 12th, 2009

Roman Shade - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Clearly, all of the other props were occupied at this photo studio.

(submitted by Trevin)

290 Responses to “Roman Shade”

  1. Julie says:

    His virginity is safe up there!

    • Rumpy Pumpy says:

      Seriously, I have been scrawling through the photos and I have to say this one is the best. Good composition, nice ionic column he is posing on, good posture, lovely folding fan, pretty parasol. I feel the background lets this photo down and the dreadful plastic sheeting that the column is sitting on. Now I am not sure why he would pose for this. It could have been a dare, he could have been blackmailed, someone he loved was being held for ransom, the photographer promised him it would be his big break in the modelling world. He obviously got on the column by himself or was lifted on there and as for the props that he used, they could have been leftovers from Gone with the wind.

  2. KellieB says:

    And the first thing out of my stepson’s mouth “is that a pedestal”. That’s what he noticed first?

  3. colin kilpatrick says:

    All I’m thinking is “WHY?”!

  4. Carole says:

    Your comment with this photo is really funny! All of them are, but some are precious!

  5. Lynn says:

    Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. I wanna be the one to walk in the sun oh girls just wanna have fun…

  6. Peabody says:

    Fiddle dee dee. I think this young man hopes to rely on the kindness of strangers.

  7. anne of green gables says:

    .. thats my brother

  8. Emily says:

    This is the ‘class clown’ pic from my high school. I had to go dig out year books to verify!

  9. Bruce says:

    he’s mine.

  10. jasmin says:

    hahahahahaha! 🙂

  11. OMG!! This is so dang funny, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud!!! Classic!!

  12. Nico says:

    Just think about it that column is too tall, someone had to lift him on to it to take the photo.

  13. Legacy says:

    Haha, I bet they were messing around the photo studio, and the person taking the picture assured him there was no film in the camera…

  14. John says:

    wow…. well atleast hes brave enough lol

  15. cristopher says:

    Is that a Roman column or are you just happy to see me.

  16. Emily says:

    He can sit on a Roman column under my umbarella – ella – ella…

  17. helloit'sme says:

    The caption just makes this one irreplaceable. lol

  18. WonderbreadUSA says:

    “I feel pretty, oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!”

  19. brett says:

    i fell in love instantly

  20. mrs5180 says:

    I’m at work and I can’t laugh out loud—I can’t tell you how much it hurts holding in a laugh this big!!!

  21. someone says:

    I’m at a loss for words……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

  22. Monica Key says:

    Bruno was holding a crossbow and an impaled turtle when the photo was shot.
    Someone has photoshopped it to make it look silly.

  23. He feels pretty… oh so pretty… he feels pretty and witty and….

  24. ba says:

    I can’t begin to understand this.

  25. Mack says:

    hahaha! This one made me laugh so hard I actually had to leave the room before I got control of myself.

  26. Amy says:

    Trevin promised himself that he would one day sneak into Granny’s parlor with its’ plastic covered armchairs and plastic covered floor and HE WOULD MEMORIALIZE the day with a photo.
    As luck would have it, the day was rainy and hot and he had his fan and parasol with him. Granny’s fern was quickly sat in the background and Trevin perched high upon his regal throne. It felt better than he even imagined it would. He went on to write a book entitled “Forbidden Fruit is truly the Sweetest” Go for the marble columns! (Granny did give Trevin quite a wallop for disobeying, but not even she could beat the smile off his face)

    THERE people, the story you have been longin for.

  27. 2Sexy4U says:

    wooooooowww…thats all we got..

  28. cowgirl says:

    After this picture was posted world wide, Jack’s scholarship for the UFC Football team was denied, but he received 3 marriage proposals.

  29. Sammy T says:

    LOL! what a tool! i just… i dont know… it makes no sense?!?!?

  30. colin kilpatrick says:

    O.K. thats just weird!

  31. Alex says:

    What a real dandy gentleman!

  32. 1984 grad says:

    For senior pictures at my HS, as one of their set of pictures several of the girls would get a picture with The Feathers, a sort of boa-like drape that would go across your shoulders so it looked like you were wearing a off-the-shoulder dress of feathers. The standard pose was pleasant but serious, no smile. Several of the football players got pictures taken the same way. The best ones mimicked the smile too. Classic.

  33. lauren says:

    All I know is the second I looked at this photo, my clothes were on the floor. Dang.

  34. 24aholic says:

    ROFLMAO! THis is great!

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