Hotfoot

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This is exactly why kids shouldn’t play with fireworks without parental supervision.

(submitted by Roxanne)

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166 Responses to “Hotfoot”

  1. Awkward Turtle says:

    Wasn’t that kid on Eight is Enough?

  2. Danielle says:

    The look on his face…in fact his whole stance, is priceless.

  3. Kristen Sara says:

    OMG! I am new to your blog and LOVE IT! So funny! This post especially makes me laugh!

  4. Lori says:

    hey, my dad had that shirt!!! i have a picture to prove it…! also, strange that that dad’s legs look kind of muscular – yet his belly is full of beer!

  5. cycoduck says:

    Let’s see. Dead grass? Check. Propane tank in close proximity? Check. Little kid with Partridge Family hair? Check. Sparklers? Check.
    Yup, we now have the recipe for disaster. Let the merriment begin.

  6. mr man says:

    Hotfoot? Hatpants!!!!

  7. jennie says:

    Is Dad wearing Jr.s flip flops? they look as small as his shorts. maybe thats why the little guy is screaming, wants his shoes back.

  8. rachel says:

    Um, don’t you mean: “This is exactly why kids shouldn’t play with fireworks with parental supervision.” ?

  9. DonKeyHoTay says:

    “Lesson #1, kid – don’t trust NOBODY!”

  10. Blucat says:

    light blue short shorts. aww, memories

  11. Barbie says:

    not funny at all, or awkward, delete.. maybe if it was landing on Dad’s foot..

  12. Steven Bradshaw says:

    You heard he! Dance you fool!

  13. CG says:

    a) if people were upset by the slip-n-slide photo, I can only imagine what concern and angst this will dredge up

    b) I wonder if this is what Marney does to people who fail to bring regulation size casserole dishes and Clos du Bois to Thanksgiving dinner.

  14. Poindexter says:

    And if you look closely, you’ll see that there’s a freakin’ propane tank in the background!

    Not only are the mentions of the propane tank redundant, they’re also a little tedious and off base. The sparkler’s a good 15′ from the tank, but what’s that right next to it? A grill! And my tank is bloody UNDER my grill. So cut the guy some slack (as he carelessly maims his toddler with pyrotechnics).

  15. Tim says:

    “I SAID GIVE ME THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!!”

  16. Yomomma says:

    OMG– -why would he do that to Tattoo? DA PLANE DA PLANE

  17. nite owl says:

    So this is what happens on dad’s weekend for custody!

  18. Mike, AR says:

    Notice the propane canister in the background…..parental supervision ain’t always what is cracked up to be…..hehe

  19. Colleen Murphy says:

    This is the most painful-to-look-at photo you have posted yet.

  20. Cheryl says:

    Looks to me like dad threw a firecracker at Junior’s feet and the picture caught the firecracker’s downward arc. Good times, Good times….

  21. ard says:

    Eight Toes is Enough!

  22. Suki says:

    “and that’s why you should never play with fire”

  23. candice says:

    to me it appears the little kid was playing with a sparkler, dropped it on his foot, and was too freaked to know what to do. dad is leaning in to rescue him.

  24. Brennan says:

    Sometimes you just get so tired of telling your kids to wear shoes outside. This is a man of action.

    • MCMG says:

      “I TOLD you to put on your shoes before you go outside! You could step on a nail or an exploding FIRECRACKER!!”

  25. Bovx says:

    The best part is what will happen a few days later when Dad runs over the metal sparkler wicks with the riding lawnmower and they turn into shrapnel putting out the eyes of every kid on the block.

  26. inarticulate longings says:

    As a kid who has been hit by a firework my father set off, I can truely say I feel this kid’s pain!
    :(
    NEVER AGAIN!

  27. Geoffrey says:

    Sparklers and propane tanks – a nice mix.

  28. Sammi says:

    Is this photoshopped? That looks like a cell phone on the guys belt. Maybe the sparkler is fake too?

  29. Ben says:

    Dad??!

  30. Jake says:

    HALL OF FAME!!!

  31. craftegirl says:

    I think its pretty sad that they kept the picture. That poor kid, not awkward, not funny.

  32. juan grande says:

    The short shorts, the tucked-in Izod shirt, and the kid’s ‘Joe Lawrence from Gimme a Break’ haircut make this an epic win.

  33. Stunned says:

    To paraphrase a BB King song, “Nobody loves me but my father, and he might be jiving too.”

  34. Vee says:

    OMG, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

  35. Foxinabox says:

    I LOVE how they are doing this right next to a propane tank. :D

  36. MeepMeep says:

    This makes me happy to no end. I wish that I could make a face like that!

  37. kat says:

    not funny. i feel really bad for that little kid. :( this hurts to look at.

  38. Jennifer Hawkins says:

    Notice that his flip flops are waaaaaaaaaaaay to small.

  39. cadsam says:

    OMG give me that sparkler junior. That’s dangerous!, here, I’ll just knock the fire off of the end. Doh! you’re ok, youre ok …MOM!!!!

  40. MrMcSprinkles says:

    BULLSEYE, now thats how its done Junior

  41. Anne says:

    The kid’s wishing he had a crossbow to use on Dad.

  42. Emily says:

    No wire hangers ever.

  43. anca says:

    “the o t h e r foot! , the o t h e r foot! ” good one gandalf

  44. LMW says:

    There’s nothing funny about a child actually getting hurt, no matter how long ago the photo was taken. Sparklers reach 1800 degrees and cause serious burns. As a parent – as a human being with a shred of empathy – that photo horrifies me.

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