This gentlemen appears to be very proud of his shipmates.
(submitted by Dan)
Gentlemen: Under no circumstances is it acceptable to wear a dress white shirt without an undershirt or stringvest!
Anyone for a game of tennis?
Chevy’s younger, more successful, brother.
hahah not just fake… photoshopped
Who cares if the boat and life preservers aren’t real. I’m Jealous.
Is that Laura Dern and Luke Wilson from a parallel universe?
Cant be bothered reading through comments, but in this context it’s you spell the word: gentlemAn
its fun to correct grammar with a grammatical error
She better hope there’s no breeze coming off the water or those little chains are going to have their work cut out for them.
By the way, I think the woman is a cutout or something along those lines. Right?
its one of those cheesey backdrops from a cruise….
HAHA..her head does not match her body..her face is on weird.
ok this may sound weird, but it almost looks like she is a part of the scenery. like he’s standing in front of a backdrop with a girl painted on it, hiding his right hand to look like he’s got his arm around her.
her left hand though… that would be kind of a creepy prop. He looks 3D, she looks 2D
Jeff’s comment makes the most sense to me. He’s real, she’s what he wishes he’d met on the Love boat.
Hmmm…. the old hand in the pocket trick I learned in junior high when the hormones were raging.
I think she’s a wax figurine.
I call photoshop! puh-leaze those are so edited I’m having flashbacks to the last Victoria Secret issue
completly photo-shopped. They have different sized heads. He could turn around and eat hers.
omg that one made me burst into laughter! He could eat hers…BRILLIANT!
Like a praying mantis, only backwards.
Her head is too small & too far away! Still – LOVE this photo!
I call photoshopping.
Seriously where would you hang such a picture??? It’s not like average picture you see hanging on someone’s wall.
Who cares. It is proably two people you would never expect to be on a cruise who finally went on vacation and had a cheezy photo done. Her head does look unusually small for the rest of her body though. But that is the awkwardness of the site. The person submitting it meant for it to bring humor to us. Maybe some just won’t get it, without an explanation.
I see what you did there.
The only real thing in that photo is the leather on his belt. Now if he had just worn a metallic glittery belt to match her bling, it would have been perfect.
What can I say without being really cruel…?
His face has clearly been “smoothed” out, her hips and waist have been shrunken in, her teeth and his have been whitened, his eyes have also been whitened….definitely too much photoshop! The boobs might have been the only thing not retouched on this photo!
She has a very LOOOONG left arm??? I’m calling BS….it’s photoshopped!
Breasts are genuine…she paid for it..it´s hers.
Those are crossbows under that dress.
everyone who is claiming this was a photoshop job has obviously never been on a cruise. every night before dinner, there are different photo sets where guests can get their pictures taken. The sets are usually super cheesy fake backdrops (as seen here), and some of them even have fans on set to give that “wind-blown” effect. it’s pretty over the top and a lot of fun for those who don’t take it too seriously! anyway, that’s what i think this is, a cheesy cruise photo.
I totally agree that this is probably some cheesy cruise photo, but somebody photoshopped the heck out of their faces. I think they used a flesh tone brush tool to make them look smoother, but they accomplished a scary flat pall instead. Her cleavage area has been photoshopped as well. As for the rest, it looks just like one of those silly touristy photos that they do on cruises and at various attractions.
Those are photshopped.
Weird. He looks real, but everything else looks fake. I’m not just talking about the obvious. She doesn’t fit into the picture.
why is that lady so hot?!
As a professional photo retouch artist, I could not help but laugh and laugh at this photo. Whoever Photoshopped it up had no clue what they were doing. They “tried” to airbrush both faces and her legs. The cleavage may be fake in its own right, but the perfectly round shadows were clearly created with Photoshop. Not even fake ones look like that. I am pretty sure she is not who was originally there with him (his hand is not on her hip). Plus, notice that the surf is breaking toward them, yet the smooth water seems to come all the way up to the balcony. Hmmmm.
Anyways, I love looking at photos on here. They always make me laugh, and I inevitably end up calling my husband over to look and laugh as well.
“Plus, notice that the surf is breaking toward them, yet the smooth water seems to come all the way up to the balcony. Hmmmm.”
That’s not all that strange. Waves often break off shore (because of changes in depth), thus surfing.
It does tend to calm down somewhat, but the small swells continue. I grew up on the coast. It does not look like that at all.
uuurmmm yes it does if there is a reef out there
The Georgia coast? Not a surf capitol.
if that’s real water then explain to me where the sun is? *wink*
He has something behind his back that looks sort of like another beige arm (???)
You guys. I don’t mean to burst your bubble. It’s a cruise photo. The back drop is fake and the balcony is real. No photo shop on the location
I think there’s a photo of water in the background, then a cut-out poster of her on the balcony set in front of it. The guy has his arm around the cardboard cut-out. Her hair is blowing in the wind, his is not and their skin tones don’t match at all.
since when does short hair blow in the wind? and why do two different people’s skin tones need to match??
This looks photoshopped.
Shipmates, plural, and we do know what you’re talking about.
(Artificiality meter, spiking, on so many counts.)
Wow. I can’t help but notice the space between….his hand and her hip.
Are they even on a real balcony? It looks like a backdrop.
I really really hate to join the photoshop bandwagon but there is something about her that is very photo-shoppy…
The card read:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
LOL!!!!! The best comment yet!
The legs are fake, too. She actually has fins.
HA!!!!!!!! Ouch my stomach hurts from laughing!!
OMG, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I love this site, ESPECIALLY the comments!
Is this one of those fake pics you make at the amusement park where they put your face into the existing picture?
This is clearly photoshopped. I wonder what the original looked like. I think they are trying to make it look more revealing than it really was.
You can tell by the pixels
hahaha you said pixels….
You should be ashamed. Looking at that girls pixels. 🙂
Fake or not…nice pixels.
Everything about this picture looks photoshopped beyond belief! It looks like someone put together a bunch of different images to make this picture. It would be very interesting to the see original pic.
This was taken at Glamour Shots. I use to work there and they had the same background and column. The re-touching on the face is ridiciously bad which is standard for Glamour Shots. I think monkeys work on the retouching or something.
I believe that everything in this photo is FAKE!
ME TOO! This is BY FAR the single worse photoshopped picture ever.
doesn’t make it any less hilarious though!!! lol
OMG, you know those are fake….
at least you know if she falls overboard she won’t……..drown
My thought exactly!
Actually according to Spike TV’s MANsers…she will! Fakies don’t float.
Real ones do. Go figure.
Interesting! But maybe they’re just balloons…
I can’t come up with anything that isn’t ‘viciously personal’. Darn.
nice one! it’s so challenging sometimes…
lolololololololololol- man i love this site, never fails to elicit a laugh! not a smile, not a chuckle, but an outloud, gut wrenching laugh!!
Hahaha Yes! My feelings exactly.
It’s Chevy Chase and Christie Brinkley from Vacation!
lol omg it is!!
I can’t stop laughing! Good one! 🙂
The background looks very fake along with a couple of other things in the picture.
EXACTLY what I was thinking!
LOL !!!! my exact thoughts too!!!
her nails, right? lol
I was thinking it was the hair extentions
I was thinking the obviously capped teeth
I was thinking the jewelry.
Well, it’s obviously not a real ship! The incoming waves would mean it’s a shipwreck! The balcony railing isn’t high enough to be on a balcony… OH, I GET IT! You’re referring to the life preservers!
Oh yes, for sure!
The waves are breaking in the background, so they will soon run aground and need a flotation devise.
haha I just out my diet pepsi!
She will live, and so will he if he holds on tight! Those are real eyelashes, right?
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