The Love Boat

July 21st, 2009

The Love Boat - Vacation

This gentlemen appears to be very proud of his shipmates.

(submitted by Dan)

168 Responses to “The Love Boat”

  1. Stickler4detail says:

    Gentlemen: Under no circumstances is it acceptable to wear a dress white shirt without an undershirt or stringvest!

  2. Lalousha says:

    Anyone for a game of tennis?

  3. kenth says:

    Chevy’s younger, more successful, brother.

  4. bonbon says:

    hahah not just fake… photoshopped

  5. MM says:

    Who cares if the boat and life preservers aren’t real. I’m Jealous.

  6. DaDewd says:


  7. Sippan says:

    Is that Laura Dern and Luke Wilson from a parallel universe?

  8. Alice says:

    Cant be bothered reading through comments, but in this context it’s you spell the word: gentlemAn

  9. jlouise says:

    She better hope there’s no breeze coming off the water or those little chains are going to have their work cut out for them.

  10. Slywy says:

    By the way, I think the woman is a cutout or something along those lines. Right?

  11. Christa says:

    its one of those cheesey backdrops from a cruise….

  12. Bastet11 says:

    HAHA..her head does not match her body..her face is on weird.

  13. Jeff says:

    ok this may sound weird, but it almost looks like she is a part of the scenery. like he’s standing in front of a backdrop with a girl painted on it, hiding his right hand to look like he’s got his arm around her.
    her left hand though… that would be kind of a creepy prop. He looks 3D, she looks 2D

    • Bongo Boy says:

      Jeff’s comment makes the most sense to me. He’s real, she’s what he wishes he’d met on the Love boat.

  14. Jeff Quin says:

    Hmmm…. the old hand in the pocket trick I learned in junior high when the hormones were raging.

  15. Michelle says:

    I think she’s a wax figurine.

  16. Obvs says:

    I call photoshop! puh-leaze those are so edited I’m having flashbacks to the last Victoria Secret issue

  17. sls says:

    completly photo-shopped. They have different sized heads. He could turn around and eat hers.

  18. Kitten says:

    Her head is too small & too far away! Still – LOVE this photo!

  19. Tia says:

    I call photoshopping.

  20. jenny says:

    Seriously where would you hang such a picture??? It’s not like average picture you see hanging on someone’s wall.

  21. Mary says:

    Who cares. It is proably two people you would never expect to be on a cruise who finally went on vacation and had a cheezy photo done. Her head does look unusually small for the rest of her body though. But that is the awkwardness of the site. The person submitting it meant for it to bring humor to us. Maybe some just won’t get it, without an explanation.

  22. gainsayer says:

    This gentlemen appears to be very proud of his shipmates.

    I see what you did there.

  23. Stunned says:

    The only real thing in that photo is the leather on his belt. Now if he had just worn a metallic glittery belt to match her bling, it would have been perfect.

  24. Maya B says:

    What can I say without being really cruel…?

  25. Nikki says:

    His face has clearly been “smoothed” out, her hips and waist have been shrunken in, her teeth and his have been whitened, his eyes have also been whitened….definitely too much photoshop! The boobs might have been the only thing not retouched on this photo!

  26. Kat says:

    She has a very LOOOONG left arm??? I’m calling BS….it’s photoshopped!

  27. lucas says:

    Breasts are genuine…she paid for it..itยดs hers.

  28. Zorlon says:

    Those are crossbows under that dress.

  29. lauren says:

    everyone who is claiming this was a photoshop job has obviously never been on a cruise. every night before dinner, there are different photo sets where guests can get their pictures taken. The sets are usually super cheesy fake backdrops (as seen here), and some of them even have fans on set to give that “wind-blown” effect. it’s pretty over the top and a lot of fun for those who don’t take it too seriously! anyway, that’s what i think this is, a cheesy cruise photo.

    • Georgiagirl says:

      I totally agree that this is probably some cheesy cruise photo, but somebody photoshopped the heck out of their faces. I think they used a flesh tone brush tool to make them look smoother, but they accomplished a scary flat pall instead. Her cleavage area has been photoshopped as well. As for the rest, it looks just like one of those silly touristy photos that they do on cruises and at various attractions.

  30. Tim says:

    Those are photshopped.

  31. Liz says:

    Weird. He looks real, but everything else looks fake. I’m not just talking about the obvious. She doesn’t fit into the picture.

  32. ryan says:

    why is that lady so hot?!

  33. Georgiagirl says:

    As a professional photo retouch artist, I could not help but laugh and laugh at this photo. Whoever Photoshopped it up had no clue what they were doing. They “tried” to airbrush both faces and her legs. The cleavage may be fake in its own right, but the perfectly round shadows were clearly created with Photoshop. Not even fake ones look like that. I am pretty sure she is not who was originally there with him (his hand is not on her hip). Plus, notice that the surf is breaking toward them, yet the smooth water seems to come all the way up to the balcony. Hmmmm.

    Anyways, I love looking at photos on here. They always make me laugh, and I inevitably end up calling my husband over to look and laugh as well.

  34. kiki says:


  35. Alice says:

    I think there’s a photo of water in the background, then a cut-out poster of her on the balcony set in front of it. The guy has his arm around the cardboard cut-out. Her hair is blowing in the wind, his is not and their skin tones don’t match at all.

  36. Tim says:

    This looks photoshopped.

  37. Tocsnai says:

    Shipmates, plural, and we do know what you’re talking about.

    (Artificiality meter, spiking, on so many counts.)

  38. ack says:

    Wow. I can’t help but notice the space between….his hand and her hip.

  39. Lydia says:

    Are they even on a real balcony? It looks like a backdrop.

  40. Penny says:

    I really really hate to join the photoshop bandwagon but there is something about her that is very photo-shoppy…

  41. Heidi says:

    The card read:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year



  42. fava says:

    The legs are fake, too. She actually has fins.

  43. madame ruby says:

    Is this one of those fake pics you make at the amusement park where they put your face into the existing picture?

  44. Nicole says:

    This is clearly photoshopped. I wonder what the original looked like. I think they are trying to make it look more revealing than it really was.

  45. Mikki says:

    I believe that everything in this photo is FAKE!

    • Michelle says:

      ME TOO! This is BY FAR the single worse photoshopped picture ever.
      doesn’t make it any less hilarious though!!! lol

  46. EveL says:

    OMG, you know those are fake….


  47. Natalie says:

    I can’t come up with anything that isn’t ‘viciously personal’. Darn.

  48. stef says:

    lolololololololololol- man i love this site, never fails to elicit a laugh! not a smile, not a chuckle, but an outloud, gut wrenching laugh!!

  49. hectorboyardee says:

    It’s Chevy Chase and Christie Brinkley from Vacation!

  50. fancy nancy says:

    The background looks very fake along with a couple of other things in the picture.

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