This is Paul. He’ll have you home by nowhere near the time he says he will.
(submitted by Mollie)
why bring a sandwhich to a buffet? why bring sand to the beach? are you following me here, nothing wrong with this pic. dude seems pretty smart to me.
Prom was at Mount Olympus this year, it seems.
I just keep staring at this picture, and even without this site, the only word that comes to mind is “awkward”.
He is out of this world!!!!
Do we really know it’s a prom? Maybe he just likes to dress up, like the infamous Parasol Boy on his pillar. That would be even more awkward.
“Parasol Boy” is the newest superhero to hit the big screen in “Marko Poppins Will Kick Yo A**!”
OMG – looks like my prom date!
You can just hear him saying, “Hello Mrs. Cleaver. You’re looking lovely today” Lock up your daughters ladies, Paul is on the PROWL!!!!
There is nothing not awkward – or creepy – about this picture.
His marvelous overexposed clothing didn’t stop me from wondering… is he wearing a big fat ring on his right hand?
He’s just creepy…………..
and for the ring, it’s probably his class ring.
theres a reason why you cannot see his feet: shackled ladies anyone?
Prince Charming? No.
Prince Smarmy? You betcha!
The white and aqua color choices show a strong sense of dignity.
… and/or ding-ity. That boy’s got it.
In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys…. HEY LAAADIES!!!
My 5 year old saw this picture and said, “Why’s he smiling so big? Does he have superpowers?”
can a boy standing alone in a white and powder blue tux really be THAT happy??
“Believe it or not, I’m walking on air, I never thought I could be so free, flyin’ away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not, it’s JUST me…”
Greatest American Hero. Not.
To boldly go . . . to prom alone
He looks a little too happy be standing alone.
Also, there’s a awkward bump in his right pocket…hmmm…
Looks like he got “last pickins” at the tux rental shop – his jacket about 2 sizes too big. (either that or showing half a hand was “cool” at his school)
Clinton on What Not to Wear says you should size your coat to hit your thumb knuckle when your arm is at your side. But I’m a girl so I don’t really have any experience
LOL! The word “creeper” is ALWAYS funny.
Can “creeper” be the new compound bow? Please?
Perhaps the hand in pocket references his true date. Sad. And tails no less.
NIIIIIICE ONE!!! 🙂
Prom night, Donny Darko style.
He’s not alone, he just has too many girlfriends to fit in the picture.
He reminds me of a guy I went to high school and college with. Many people thought we should date, even though I’d probably end up killing him because he would laugh hysterically at his own unfunny jokes. And one time just before we graduated HS, he lured me to the back of his mother’s minivan while he was giving me a ride home from an afterparty. Needless to say, I held my own against his “charms”.
“Open the door for your mystery date.”
I loved that game!! Good one!
I’m pretty sure that’ s class ring on his right hand…oh, yeah, there is no doubt.
I hear the Rolling Stones song “Emotional Rescue” playing in the background. Beginning with Mick Jagger’s spoke word part….”Yeeeesss you could be mine…coming to your emotional rescue…tonight and every night!”
…I’ll be your knight in shining armor riding across the dessert on a fine arab charger…you will be mine, you will be mine all mine…
Hey, that was my prom date, years ago. Paul, meet your 8 year old son.
… this pic was taken for prom 2009!
You can just tell his mom told him to ‘take a picture of JUST YOU, honey”.
LOL!! That is funny..
Where’s his date? Surely he didn’t buy himself a boutonniere, did he? I’m guessing the look on his face scared the poor thing away.
Perhaps he bought himself a boutonniere in anticipation of LEAVING with a date?
My vote. Mommy bought it for him.
I have two daughters – this scares the hell out me!
I think you’re ok. He’s apparently pretty adept at driving them away.
I believe the background is indicative of just how big the sparks between Paul and his yet-to-be-named date will be.
Or Paul and himself!
Did Prom take place on Mars? What’s up with the background?
It’s easier to get the corsage to match the cumberbund when you buy it for yourself.
That literally brought tears!
I read this comment at school and almost cried laughing. Thank you, Paul!
Poor Paul went to the prom alone it looks like…..
“Wanna take a ride on my spaceship?”
The hand in the pocket shows such confidence.
He’d just checked his watch in the previous shot.
Aurora Borealis High School
lol! Nature’s light show!
How YOU doin’? 😉
Oh he just *radiates* insincerity! Sure, I’d trust him with my daughter—not.
The best revenge – He now has a teenage daughter.
dun dun dunnnn
Paul looks like the kind of fellow who says “M’lady” when addressing you and means it… very awkward, bordering on creepy. On another note.. why is he rising out of the mist? Good gravy, this just gets worse the longer I look at it.. and yet… I can’t stop looking.
awkwardness too strong.. must warn others…
Just call me Mr. Muffin…. Stud Muffin that is…
Haha! I laughed out loud!
“Heeellooo ladies, how’re YOU doin’?”
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
no i think that’s just the cumberbun doing that.
Haha, man I hope he had the voice 2 match!
Oh my. I went to my prom alone as well (both times) but had the intelligence not to commemorate that fact in film.
Actually, he was there with a date. They took individual pictures, too. I know, because I submitted this picture. Because I married the guy.
bless you for making our day, Mollie! Why would you take individual photos at the prom? seems odd to me
in case you hate your prom date later, you still have good pics of yourself dressed up 🙂
You’re a lucky woman. He has got it GOIN’ ON!
He kept you out so late, he had to marry you.
too funny…the picture didn’t make me laugh, but your response sure did.
There is never a bad time for a family guy reference
And prom is on….Mars?
…it also could be Jupiter. or maybe saturn…
Holy $#!& Mary! Now that was funny. Honestly, how old are you? I haven’t laughed at a Uranus joke in years! You just made my day. Thank you.
Oh my that made me laugh loud!
No. Look at the fog. He’s on Venus. The Planet of Love.
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