Archive for July, 2009

Awkward Family Story: The Liver Steak Incident

I was at my boyfriend’s house to have dinner with his family for the first time when I saw the liver steak. Let’s just say that is not my favorite food. The window was so clean that you couldn’t tell if it was open or not. Everybody left the dinner room to answer a call from grandma and I had the bright idea of throwing the liver out the window but my plan failed because the window was closed. Awkward.

(submitted by Gabriella)

In Stories • July 28th, 2009 • 85 Comments »

Punks in Space

Generational differences can be put aside in a galaxy far far away.

(submitted by JennyAnn)

In AFP Hall of Fame • July 27th, 2009 • 250 Comments »

The Unenchanted Forest

Nature just brings out the love, doesn’t it?

(submitted by Tony)

In The Family Portrait • July 27th, 2009 • 136 Comments »

Awkward Family Story: The Plunge

We were staying at my in-laws’ house over Easter. They live in a small town. During the afternoon when 17 family members were there to visit, I needed to use the bathroom after a pretty large meal. I stopped up the commode with the copious amounts of toilet paper required after the deed. My in-laws, unfortunately, did not own a plunger, and all the shops in town were closed for the Easter holiday. So, my father-in-law used his arm to unstop the commode.

Awkward.

(submitted by Andrea)

In Stories • July 27th, 2009 • 96 Comments »

Saturday Night Special: Deeply Denim

There is no aphrodisiac quite like denim.

(submitted by Miranda)

In Saturday Night Specials • July 25th, 2009 • 163 Comments »