Security: How many times do i have to tell you two? No shoes, no shirt, no service!!! A FER the last time, I know the sign doesn’t say it, but will you please Put Your Pants Back On!!!”
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afp
is that a cannon between your legs or are you just happy to see me??
lol @ fart cannon
he said i have a big thing for you
His hand is reallllllly close there!
Sometimes Cupid needs a restraining order! SHEESH!
What happens when he stands up?
Freud would go to DisneyWorld with this one.
no wonder she fell in love with him
That’s not her heart.
They should name their first child “BOOMER” !
Is someone going to tell them it’s not a see-saw?
I think it would have been even more awkwardER if they exchanged places though…
is this called the “cannon position”?
“No hunny, you are all the man i will ever need”
I hear Pachelbel’s Cannon in D Major.
Dream on you 2, dream on
That’s dirty with two R’s and no I.
hmmm…you spelled it wrong…
that’s dirty with two AAARRRRR’s and no AYE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that’s awesome.
Look closely. That is a rusty, crusty, flaky old cannon. She probably needed a tetaus shot later.
ermmm this is pretty suggestive xD
Perhaps too suggestive for this site?
Phallic much?
i dunno….where are the cannon balls?
*snicker*
Security: How many times do i have to tell you two? No shoes, no shirt, no service!!! A FER the last time, I know the sign doesn’t say it, but will you please Put Your Pants Back On!!!”