Security: How many times do i have to tell you two? No shoes, no shirt, no service!!! A FER the last time, I know the sign doesn’t say it, but will you please Put Your Pants Back On!!!”
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Phallic much?
i dunno….where are the cannon balls?
*snicker*
Security: How many times do i have to tell you two? No shoes, no shirt, no service!!! A FER the last time, I know the sign doesn’t say it, but will you please Put Your Pants Back On!!!”
ermmm this is pretty suggestive xD
Perhaps too suggestive for this site?
Look closely. That is a rusty, crusty, flaky old cannon. She probably needed a tetaus shot later.
That’s dirty with two R’s and no I.
hmmm…you spelled it wrong…
that’s dirty with two AAARRRRR’s and no AYE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that’s awesome.
Dream on you 2, dream on
I hear Pachelbel’s Cannon in D Major.
“No hunny, you are all the man i will ever need”
is this called the “cannon position”?
I think it would have been even more awkwardER if they exchanged places though…
Is someone going to tell them it’s not a see-saw?
They should name their first child “BOOMER” !
That’s not her heart.
no wonder she fell in love with him
Freud would go to DisneyWorld with this one.
What happens when he stands up?
Sometimes Cupid needs a restraining order! SHEESH!
His hand is reallllllly close there!
he said i have a big thing for you
lol @ fart cannon
is that a cannon between your legs or are you just happy to see me??