An effective way to avoid “couples skate.”
Rolling dice? I guess it just wasn’t in the cards.
Skate or die.
Isn’t this just asking for someone to knock them over and see what they “roll”?
Come on baby give me a 30!
Today’s lesson in awkwardness: Trying to roll a Yahtzee with rectangular dice.
they tried not to be “square”, but it happened anyway.
If betsy hadn’t had so much to drink, we’d be done with this game of yahtzee where mom and dad put us on skates and watch us tumle around the roller rink!! So much for the spike strips dad!! Go watch a Warriors rerun to get your skate fix!!
Is that their ages?
i thought so too, i think the older 2 are twins and the dice together are their age, 9. still not ok on any level though lol
Yes, project their precious torsos, where the valuable organs live, but leave their heads exposed.
Cuz when you’re waiting for a kidney transplant, brain injury isn’t a bad thing.
I think I’ll re-roll one of the fours and go for the small straight…..
square man, totally square.
Or, indeed, couples ANYTHING.
So, when they all fall down does someone yell “craps”?
“Bob, take a picture of my kids”
“Okay, but why are dressed up as di-”
“JUST TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE,BOB!!!”
This beats the heck out of Bowling For Children.
I smell deep psychological damage here!!
Missing one more player for their giant human skate Yahtzee game…too bad sis was sick.
we heard you the first time
And the second time
and the second!
Actually, this is the third.
Hey cut her some slack, these don’t post in real time, and maybe she snuck the word fanny in there and thought it wouldn’t get posted….FANNNNNYYYYYY
fair enough…but only because you used the word “Fanny” in a coherent sentence
you have no idea how happy I was that this was posted…my canon comment didn’t pass the cut
It will take an effort to knock the spots of them.
More like dominoes if you ask me… children, get in line!
Roll the dice!
Why do parents do this to their children?
so they can be shamed on sites like this.
This is one of those photos that would have looked so much cheerier with the drill team jazz hands. As it is, it looks like the kids are being punished.
Jazz hands needed!
At least the littlest one looks happy!
Because her outfit is actually square.
way to go hanson twins!! you made it to awkward family photos!
Things could get a little “dicey!”
Nah, not if you “roll” with the changes!
Come on kids, put on your “LOL”ler skates!
No one loller sk8z these days it all LOLLER BLADES!
What in the heck were they supposed to do if they fell while skating? There’s no way they’d be able to get back up! LOL
I suspect that if they fell their costumes would disintegrate into a thousand pieces just like racing cars are designed to do.
I know that family!
He’s a Happy Lil Square because there’s no such thing as rectangular dice. tee-hee
i’m the little square in this picture.
i’m a girl.
And when they fall, the DJ is playing the Stones’ “Tumbling Dice”…
teh dices are not of equal proportion! >__>
and what happens if you fell while wearing one of those? it would be impossible to get back up with the rollerskates and all.
teh sk8z teh sk8z, mom will foil yewr plan yet! Her super twin is slowly creepin frwom the dwark to the wrescue!!!!!!
Leaving Las Vegas….. The Off,Off,Off Broadway Musical!
Can I get a “Yahtzee!”
Yaht-ZEEEEEE! Whooop! Whoop!
Enough games, let’s SKATE! *Cue disco ball*
Missing one player for their giant game of skate Yahtzee, too bad sis was sick…
Nah sis was taking the picture!
Raising kids these days is such a gamble…
Ohmigod that’s funny!
It looks like a Halloween rollerskating party. All I can say is that it would really suck to fall while wearing one.
Yes, it hurts. In Jr High my sister and I were a pair of dice for Halloween. Someone tripped my in the hall. I very nearly strangled. Even more awkward was standing up again. I was a complete dork in jr high.
YIKES! I’m thinking that these poor kids couldn’t even get their hands out in front to catch themselves!
Rectangular dice…awkward. Dice FAIL!! It’s hip to be square.
It’s ALWAYS hip to be square. Not just with dice.
The two girls look eerily like the twins from ‘The Shining’, REDRUM, REDRUM, and snake eyes, come on daddy needs a new pair of roller skates.
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