Rolling the Dice

August 5th, 2009

Rolling the Dice - Siblings

An effective way to avoid “couples skate.”

66 Responses to “Rolling the Dice”

  1. Dwight says:

    Rolling dice? I guess it just wasn’t in the cards.

  2. Tab & Jame says:


  3. Victor says:

    Skate or die.

  4. Johnny says:

    Isn’t this just asking for someone to knock them over and see what they “roll”?

  5. cynthia says:

    Come on baby give me a 30!

  6. sidekick says:

    Today’s lesson in awkwardness: Trying to roll a Yahtzee with rectangular dice.

  7. Ry says:

    they tried not to be “square”, but it happened anyway.

  8. Murph says:

    If betsy hadn’t had so much to drink, we’d be done with this game of yahtzee where mom and dad put us on skates and watch us tumle around the roller rink!! So much for the spike strips dad!! Go watch a Warriors rerun to get your skate fix!!

  9. Silk says:

    Is that their ages?

    • Liz says:

      i thought so too, i think the older 2 are twins and the dice together are their age, 9. still not ok on any level though lol

  10. Jak says:

    Yes, project their precious torsos, where the valuable organs live, but leave their heads exposed.

    Cuz when you’re waiting for a kidney transplant, brain injury isn’t a bad thing.

  11. Snowrider says:

    I think I’ll re-roll one of the fours and go for the small straight…..

  12. Suki says:

    square man, totally square.

  13. Toneman says:

    Or, indeed, couples ANYTHING.

  14. IndyCote says:

    So, when they all fall down does someone yell “craps”?

  15. Qiddas says:

    “Bob, take a picture of my kids”
    “Okay, but why are dressed up as di-”

  16. XLscooper says:

    This beats the heck out of Bowling For Children.

  17. alesita says:

    I smell deep psychological damage here!!

  18. Suz says:

    Missing one more player for their giant human skate Yahtzee game…too bad sis was sick.

  19. Richard Davies says:

    It will take an effort to knock the spots of them.

  20. Bernardo says:

    More like dominoes if you ask me… children, get in line!

  21. WVBOBW says:

    Roll the dice!

  22. rebelle says:

    Why do parents do this to their children?

  23. Modine says:

    This is one of those photos that would have looked so much cheerier with the drill team jazz hands. As it is, it looks like the kids are being punished.

  24. Megan says:

    At least the littlest one looks happy!

  25. mary patton says:

    way to go hanson twins!! you made it to awkward family photos!

  26. Compound bow says:

    Things could get a little “dicey!”

  27. Your Mom says:

    Come on kids, put on your “LOL”ler skates!

  28. Julie says:

    What in the heck were they supposed to do if they fell while skating? There’s no way they’d be able to get back up! LOL

    • sam says:

      I suspect that if they fell their costumes would disintegrate into a thousand pieces just like racing cars are designed to do.

  29. Lorelle Johnson says:

    I know that family!

  30. FavaBean says:

    He’s a Happy Lil Square because there’s no such thing as rectangular dice. tee-hee

  31. Tim says:

    And when they fall, the DJ is playing the Stones’ “Tumbling Dice”…

  32. roflcopter express says:

    teh dices are not of equal proportion! >__>

    and what happens if you fell while wearing one of those? it would be impossible to get back up with the rollerskates and all.
    *ebil laugh*

    • Jessica says:

      teh sk8z teh sk8z, mom will foil yewr plan yet! Her super twin is slowly creepin frwom the dwark to the wrescue!!!!!!

  33. Suz says:

    Missing one more player for their giant human skate Yahtzee game…too bad sis was sick.

  34. dsto says:

    Leaving Las Vegas….. The Off,Off,Off Broadway Musical!

  35. laurie says:

    Can I get a “Yahtzee!”

  36. Suz says:

    Missing one player for their giant game of skate Yahtzee, too bad sis was sick…

  37. MCR says:

    Raising kids these days is such a gamble…

  38. Snowrider says:

    It looks like a Halloween rollerskating party. All I can say is that it would really suck to fall while wearing one.

    • Mimo says:

      Yes, it hurts. In Jr High my sister and I were a pair of dice for Halloween. Someone tripped my in the hall. I very nearly strangled. Even more awkward was standing up again. I was a complete dork in jr high.

      • Snowrider says:

        YIKES! I’m thinking that these poor kids couldn’t even get their hands out in front to catch themselves!

  39. Denise says:

    Rectangular dice…awkward. Dice FAIL!! It’s hip to be square.

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