August 12th, 2009

Doubt - Wedding

<Apparently, everyone objects at this wedding.

(submitted by Taylor)

145 Responses to “Doubt”

  1. Dean says:

    “I now present to you Mr. and Mrs…….. is my coat tail on fire?”

  2. Maybe the shocked looked on the priest’s face was caused by a decoration in the rear. He must have bumped against something having been shoe-horned inbetween the couple and the mantle. . .or maybe ther’s a fire burning and he has gas. . .so many possibilities

  3. letsroll says:

    anybody else notice the Reverse Awkwardian gang sign the groom is flashing?

  4. Silverfish says:

    This photo is really (self-evidently) awkward, BUT…

    … I’m beginning to wonder if all the people who come into EVERY picture and claim that it’s Photoshopped for some reason or another have ever used Photoshop in their lives. I’m pretty handy with that program and I can tell you, it doesn’t work miracles. Also, just because someone has tweaked one piece of the picture doesn’t mean the entire thing was thrown together in a flurry of Photoshop magic.

    • Rana says:

      Yes. I totally agree.

      There’s a whole lot of funky effects that can result just from the choice of lens and lighting – in fact, a lot of Photoshop work involves correcting them so that they look better.

      I’m betting that a long lens and an off-camera flash are what makes this look so flat and odd.

    • Jessica says:

      that’s why “it’s photoshopped” turned into a running gag. I’ve done lots of cool pictures just with different lighting techniques that people have claimed photoshop–but lighting makes a world of a difference. You can do some neat stuff!

  5. Emily says:

    Everyone looks so thrilled and excited for Christmas season

  6. Laura says:

    I object to the dark purple wall!

  7. Jenany says:

    they are obviously watching a Christmas ping pong tournament

  8. wxchick says:

    Those gloves look painful. Ugh.

  9. Shelley says:

    How about her bouquet cleverly wrapped like a candycane. Nice touch….

  10. julie says:

    Classic shotgun wedding photo. THe photographer was obviously the one holding the shotgun.

  11. Tom says:

    The photographer just yelled “Happy Hanukkah!”

  12. Whackypatty says:

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  13. Pinky says:

    If you got me a frickin’ toaster I’m gonna ram this bouquet where the sun don’t shine.

  14. Tim says:

    “Oh my god, Gloria…It’s my WIFE!”

  15. John says:

    It’s like they’re looking at three different cameras? Epic pic is right!

  16. Elle says:

    It looks like a bunch of people were taking photos at the same time and the three photo subjects weren’t sure which camera to look at.

  17. Wahoo95 says:

    I can’t stop laughing!! What an awkward photo! I wonder how long this marriage lasted??

  18. Angel says:

    I would think this was shopped to. But for some odd reason it looks just like my friends wedding pic when her and her hubby got married. Of course the people are different. I wonder if it’s 2 am or pm? Maybe it’s am that’s why they all look like zombies.

  19. JJ says:

    Nothing like a Shotgun Christmas wedding

  20. JJ says:

    I only wish that my own wedding photo could have looked so good.

    By the way if the guy in the back is any indication of how this marriage is going to go, I’d say strap yourselves in cause it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

  21. cranky says:

    If you say “Pastor-man” three times in front of the Christmas decorations, his ghostly form will appear. The awkward wedding is now complete.

  22. Sam says:

    I really want to know how old those kids are.

  23. Sara Jane says:

    Just then, the Father realized that he had just wed Harry Potter and his lover, who will later go on to create the 1/4 blood prince.

  24. eeyore19 says:


  25. Will says:

    I love how everyone is looking in different directions…

  26. Chuck says:

    White? After Labor Day?

  27. Jeff says:

    It can’t be that hard to figure out the guy in the back is a minister? I wonder why he looks so startled.

    How lucky for the happy (?) couple to have an Xmas wedding.

  28. KatieMB says:

    I dunno, I’m thinking the Christmas scene in the background for a wedding portrait is pretty awkward, too.

  29. Kasey says:

    I would love to know what was said to the priest in the back to make him look so shocked.

  30. Boppie says:

    There doesn’t seem to be nearly enough room for a grown man to stand between the bride and groom and the fireplace/mantle – is he a cardboard minister? That would explain the odd gleam in his eyes.

  31. teresa says:

    As a wedding photographer, this made my day!

  32. MCR says:

    The Thousand Yard Stare

  33. dsto says:

    “must..forever..hold my….peace!”

  34. Frank says:

    In the meadow we can build a snow man and pretend that he is Parson Brown.
    He’ll say,”Are you married?”
    We’ll say,”No. man. But you can do the job while you’re in town.”

  35. Gee says:

    That or the vicar-man has just caught Santa trying to enter the room through the fireplace behind him…

  36. Lucy says:

    LOL. This photo is hilarious. it has clearly been photoshopped into that montage, congratulations whoever did it, it’s funny! that looks like a prom photo or something, it has so much going on lol. It is even christmas!

    • notshopped says:

      i promise i did NOT shop this. if you want the link i can send you the link to the entire wedding collection. this is a REAL photo

      • LeHarp says:

        I believe you. This is not ‘shopped. I think people are just focusing on the shadows, but clearly, there were flashes going off — which is probably why everybody looks so awkward. They didn’t know which way to look.

  37. TheLivingDead111 says:

    Ya gotta love how the clock has IIII instead of IV.

  38. Nierla says:

    Isn’t that a photobomb? XD

  39. Samael says:

    one of the best pics posted here

  40. adorkable says:

    LOL, thanks this photo has made my day…can’t stop looking at the father’s eye!!! LOL LOL

  41. Chadillac says:

    This picture scares me.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Shopped much?

    • Whackypatty says:

      Yeah, I think you’re right. The shadows look right but the depth if off. There doesn’t seem to be enough room to stand two-people deep in front of that fireplace.

      • jen says:

        ding ding ding! winner! shadow to right of girl puts her on top of the fireplace. its too crisp for her not to be practically leaning on it. no way the priest could fit.

        • HF_Buick says:

          ok does no one realize that some fireplaces have a slight “step” in front of the actual hearth? mine does…so while the girl COULD be right in front of the hearth, the preacher could also be right ON TOP of the step of the hearth…i don’t think it’s photoshopped– i think this is one of those weird instances in lighting when several ppl take a pic at the same time..ALL of them with a flash.

    • notshopped says:

      this isn’t shopped. i promise. i wouldn’t submit this without it having been to amazing to be true. I swear it

  43. ChicoCat says:

    It’s like in Dr. Who when Donna had that bug attached to her back.

  44. nite owl says:

    The lights are on, but ain’t nobody home….

  45. mgmoody42 says:

    What did I just do?

  46. TheJerk says:

    He’s got the Shining.

  47. El Kev says:

    This is the single greatest photo I’ve seen on this site since the “axe tan” guy on the bale of hay.

  48. Amice says:

    I object to this wedding….on the grounds of awkwardness.

  49. Eileen says:

    So, is the man standing behind them real or a cardboard cutout? I really can’t tell!

  50. so many questions- how old are these children? who is the guy in the back? why is everyone posed for the camera but not looking at it?

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