(submitted by Wanda)
With that mullet he’s all business in the front and havin’ a party in the back! The watch proves it!
i do not want him to turn around and show us the “party in the back.”
Nope – we’ve all got it wrong. There is an invisible half-wall in front of him. He didn’t realize that his lower half was showing!!
//going to look for the eye bleach
Yea, I’m not so sure that head belongs on that body. Seems a bit out of proportion. But gotta love the fact that the outlet “blends” with the background!
I bet he’s saying “I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!”
What time is it? SEXY time!
I hate when my boyfriend borrows my thong…
What I love the most is the spraypainted backdrop – including the power point painted to match.
i was thinking the same thing!! LOL ;o)
Another one of those pics that got more disturbing the farther down I scrolled.
Fun game . . . what do you think his name is?
His name is Cedric but he goes by ‘Tyrone’.
they just call him “the kid.”
That would be…… why is there NO compound bow when you need it!!!!Yikeeeeeeees
….”Hey Bob, have you seen my tube socks…..?”
Why is there compound bow when you need it!!!!!!!yikeeeeeeees
oh look at the time
Well, he does have rather nice legs… and slender hips.
I see London, I see France…..I’ve seen more than enough now put on some pants
“Bruno: The Early Years”
plug him into the outlet and he glows in the dark!
i feel sorry for the photographer. maybe they were just starting their business and were taking any work they could get.
Does anyone else see the Emilio Estevez resemblance?
He looks like my ex-husband, only my ex was wearing a frog g-string and the same sappy expression.
i now understand why he is your “ex”.
This picture just took me through the 7 stages of grief.
I am still in the “denial” stage! lol
Comment win!!! ::applause::applause::
Wow. Just wow.
If this wasn’t so dated I would think it was staged just to be put on this site – it’s that awkward.
I’m a suave, manly kind of guy that likes to roam around badly painted rooms in my inappropriately tight-fitting underwear. When I need to know what time it is, I want a timepiece that is both reliable and stylish enough for my inexplicable lifestyle…
LOL! Why has no one agreed until now?? This is an absolutely perfect comment.
I think this is the ad for that watch in the J. Peterman catalog. 🙂
you’re awesome, Deb!
“Handsome Boy Male Modeling” (any Chris Elliott fans?)
The most awkward part of this portrait is the mullett. Short for the office (that’s why he needs the watch); long for the ladies.
“Business in the front. Party in the back.” ( Jeff Foxworthy )
That’s because it’s BUSINESS TIME!
Why is it that I’m extra creeped out by the (not)semi-hidden electrical outlet behind him? *shudder*
Oh my …… my …. my …. goodness. Just oh my goodness. And what about that paint job on the wall. Just WOW
It is odd the first thing i noticed was the outlet in the wall…
ha ha ME TOO!!
I found that somehow deeply disturbing as well…I guess it’s just all too bizarre!
me three!!! lol
Me too! Dang, I can’t be the first to note it
Yes-I found it very awkward and distracting-what kind of photographer would do shoots in front of an outlet that’s trying to blend in with the wall!
Where to start??!!
I just noticed his watch- where’s this guy going?!?!
down in AFP history by the looks of things…
Painful, no doubt. I’m a little surprised he doesn’t have black socks on, too.
Wow. I don’t even know what to say about this one. Was it a glamour shots op??
Perhaps this young man going into modelling and he needed a portfolio.. he’s got the hair for it! 🙂
I don’t think male entertainers require a head shot (well, in this case a body shot – unless it was for Chippendales), but then again, ya never know….
Up until now, I have not been able to understand the current obsession with male waxing. I’m starting to see the light.
My thoughts exactly!
You made me laugh hard!!
” Time’s a wastin’ “
No that’s creepier than the grandma with her fresh kill.
glamor shots gone very very wrong.
On a scale of 1 to 10 of awkwardness, this gets a 12!
Rockin the banana hammock with my BULOVA!!!
Banana hammock, CAN’T…STOP…LAUGHING…
It takes a licking…
I was thinking the SAME thing!!!
Dang; I was not prepared for that.
I say this is Photoshopped. And not very well either, I might add.
I disagree. Anyone who is old enough to remember the 80’s would have no problem believing that this picture was taken without any embarrassment or hesitation! It was a magical time!
I think it’s photoshopped, too. Look at his feet…the tips of his toes kind of disappear.
That would just mean that this mulletted, thonged, wristwatched man was standing somewhere else mulletted, thonged and wristwatched.
Except, upon slight magnification, you can see that whoever tweaked this picture did have a decent concept of the theory of a good blend. He/she tried to use the clavicle area as the merging part of two pictures. Only problem is the abrupt change in skin tone, proportion, and lighting. If this pic were real, someone needs to explain the reverse farmer’s tan on this boy. Golden brown from the feet up to just above the chest-hair line, then suddenly pasty white. Also, they didn’t do too hot on the toes. I’m not quick to jump to the ‘photoshop!’ cry, and am easily annoyed when others do, seeing as I use photo-editing programs and know enough to know the limitations of such programs. I spotted the errors nearly instantly. This my friends, is a manip.
I think it’s an old photo that was scanned. You can see the creases and stuff, it was probably all folded over. If it was from the ’80’s it’s a twenty year old photo that could have been damaged and the scan picked up all the folds. Photoshopped or not, it’s still awkwardly absurd.
Yes. I agree.
Yup, PhotoShopped. And I agree, it’s pretty obvious although they did catch the flavor of the era. A for effort if not execution.
Darn it mb you beat me to it…i was going to say on the count of one, two, three…everyone…PHOTOSHOPPED…LOL!
I do think this image was Photoshopped. Look at the size of the head in proportion to the shoulders as well as the skin coloration. I think two amusing pieces (the fancy underwear combined with mullet and mustache) were brought together to make it that much more outrageous. However, the body on its own is enough for an awkward photo, digitally “enhanced” or not.
WHy would you want to stare at that photo for so long? (Ewwwwie.) Hmmm? 😉
Yet another where only one word comes to mind…
Me Tarzan, you Ja…uh, where’d you go Jane?
What time is it? Time for Jungle Love!
driving me mad, making me crazy
Owee Owee Oh!
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