(submitted by Wanda)
I used to enjoy this site to no end. Now, that is no longer possible. This picture has rendered me blind.
For a while there I thought you’d disappeared El Kev. Good to see some of the originals are still hanging in there…if you’ll excuse the phrase in relation to banana hammocks.
Personally, I think the only thing missing is a matching Leopard print bow tie.
MY EYES!!! **squinting and looking away** It burns!
What’s awkward here, regardless of a photoshopping or not is the body pose.
This guy is seriously inappropriately dressed for a picture on the shag carpet in the living. How in the world could he have thought it would be alright to pose for a picture in nothing but a gold watch and his spotted thong? Clearly, this outfit needs a couple of gold chains added to it.
its hammock time! (aka, cant touch this!)
hahaha its MC HAMMOCK!
LOL!!! Hammock don’t hurt ’em!!!
I hear the caveman singing….”Just let me be myself…” I still love those totally innocent days, but it would be hard to give up the men’s bodies I see these days on Trublood…
What I find worse than faux-finishing a wall is faux-finishing the electrical plate. But he’s definitely an eighties hottie.
And that mullet!
Who watches the watchman?
…and they will look on the Awkward Family Photos site and cry, “SAVE US!”…and I’ll whisper, “No.”
Rico Suave, baby.
Don’t think it’s photoshopped. His toes seemingly disappearing is because he’s standing on the livingroom thick carpet. And yeah, in the 80’s this would be quite normal, he’s just applying for a watch-advertisement job.
The analysis is as much fun as the photo viewing. There are so many details a banana hammock will blind a person to. Those walls are horrible.
A watch, a mullet, a banana-hammock, and an electrical outlet, hmmmmmmm…
who cares if its photoshopped. maybe this will inspire the real deal…boyz, go grab your cameras and meathuggers…..
Reminds me of Johnny Drama in Entourage. I could see him rocking this look in the 80s.
HAHAHA! Too true!
His nipples seems to be winking.
LOL! And just when I thought there could be no funny comments left, too. 🙂
And following me around the room. ~~shudder!!!
OMG,, my back is out and this comment REALLLLLLLLLLLY hurt me. This site is DANGEROUS when it hurts to laugh
GREAT comment *and observation*
This photo is from the era when, as Douglas Adams would say, we were so amazingly primitive that we still thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea.
Meet Brad. Just a regular guy. Lookin for a regular gal. Wearing a regular banana hammock.
Yeah. I said it.
Uh-Oh, NO SPEEDO! NO SPEEDO! NO SPEEDO!
Now, even if this was ‘Shopped….
someone still had that body and banana hammock on…posing like…that…
and someone was still sporting that mullet.
Jeeze, could that hammock be up any higher on his hips?!
The Neanderthal was still fascinated by the ticking metallic object on his wrist and the leopard underwear he received after his time travel to the future
I love the outlet behind his left leg
“It’s bizness, it’s bizness time…”
Uh-oh, now I just can’t wait for Tuesday!!
Highway to the Danger Zone…indeed.
It’s not so much and awkward photo but an awkward pose. It looks like he is timing himself on how long he can hold his breath.
Invisible arm shelf!
This is the new ad for Tag watches…
PLUG IT IN! Nice outlet!
Nothing like a mullet and a leopard-printed banana hammock to say YES! I’m a young man of the 80’s!!
Now this is a dude who travels light – all he needs is his cheap gold watch, his leopard spot g-string and a quick brush through os his glorious mullet.
He is like a lion of the night, prowling for you LAAAAADDDDIIIIIEEEEES!!!
Perfect description! LOL!
timeless indeed…a great watchman…! brilliant…!
After putting in a stellar audition, he was shocked he didn’t get a call back for the musical “Hair”.
I think it’s photoshopped. There’s a blurry line on the left side of the neck where it doesn’t quite match. Nice try, but the body and head are from different pics. That’s why the head looks too big for the body.
Can. Not. Look. Away.
Why do I get this uncle Rico from ’82 vibe when I see this
Hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
Boomhower, is that you?
Win! ha ha. If only he was a blonde…
OH! A King of the Hill reference. We must marry. You had me at Boom…
I’m actually surprised….I would think someone THAT vain would want to show off his rockin’ abs instead of hiding them w/ this goofy pose!
Wow. That mullet is so distracting.
not distracting enough.
Business in the front, Party in the back… Gotta love the mullett…
Whew, I almost thought you were referring to the banana hammock!
hahaha me too!
Nope! A banana hammock provides for a party ALL AROUND! OH YEAH!
He’s late for a bachelorette party!
After seeing this, I’ll be going to bed with visions of Swayze and Farley dancing in my head.
my favorite alltime skit from SNL next to Matt Foley and “living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!” Farley is soooooo missed.
aaaa……….don’t know what to say
This guy reminds me of The Todd in Scrubs. “If you’re going to stay with The Todd there’s only one rule, you’ve got to hammock up!”
Exactly what I was thinking! *cyber high fives*
Hee hee hee!
Be careful, XLscooper, only the Todd can do the high five if he finds out he will punish you!
LOL. I agree this should have been dubbed “The Todd”
Lol!! You gotta love The Todd!
What time is it, darlin’? It’s Sexy Time! Sorry, but I feel Borat vibe.
His neck looks way too short for such a long head/face. This image is awkward for more than one reason. I agree with the photoshop theory.
Even if it was photoshopped, someone had to take the initial picture of the body–and that is awkward enough for me.
I’m going to be boo’d for this I’m sure, but why is this an awkward family photo? It’s just a Chippendale dude from the 80’s (at home, with a sweet camera, and awesome faux finish on the walls).
really? like this “(at home, with a sweet camera, and awesome faux finish on the walls). isn’t enough??? hahahaa
see, i really think it is the invisible armrest that qualifies this one for AFP
I think people are becoming harsher judges of awkwardness, perhaps due to becoming a bit desensitized from all the awkwardness we’ve been exposed to here.
Just look at the picture, and go with your instinct: This is awkward!
Checking the time in your leopard print man panties is awkward. You cant deny it.
I like the camouflaged electric outlet. Did he think we wouldnt notice?
No way could he have been a Chippendale’s dude. 😉
Maybe he’s modeling his watch?
you’re all thinking too hard. it’s a funny website to goof on while bored at work. Just let it happen.
Because chances are, this is now somebody’s father.
i dont know–that banana hammock might be a little too tight for his reproductive system…
Pretty such Bummer was being sarcastic.
This guy reminds me of Borat! Borat and Hasselhoff!
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